David Marantz
@davidmarantz.bsky.social
Audiobook Narrator, Actor, Voiceover Artist n stuff. 165 audiobooks and counting. www.davidmarantz.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
They tell me the gods are away on business
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
Sign o’ the times: every time I see the word ‘gifting’, my mind reads ‘grifting’. This is our world now.
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sign o’ the times: every time I see the word ‘gifting’, my mind reads ‘grifting’. This is our world now.
Well, that’s a relief. I wouldn’t trust Vance with a toddler
Vice President JD Vance said Wednesday that a flurry of recent visits to Israel by top U.S. officials was intended to oversee the fragile cease-fire deal in Gaza and not to “monitor a toddler.”
Vance Says He’s Not in Israel to Babysit Gaza Cease-Fire
Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”
nyti.ms
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Well, that’s a relief. I wouldn’t trust Vance with a toddler
Reposted by David Marantz
“If you’re watching television and the words ‘woke and weaponized’ come out of a politician’s mouth, you can know that this is coming ... from the strategies we’re putting out,” Russ Vought boasted in a recording obtained by @propublica.org
What You Should Know About Russ Vought, Trump’s Shadow President
Vought is the architect of President Trump’s broader plan to fire civil servants, freeze government programs and dismantle entire agencies. Here are some key things to know about the D.C. insider who ...
www.propublica.org
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“If you’re watching television and the words ‘woke and weaponized’ come out of a politician’s mouth, you can know that this is coming ... from the strategies we’re putting out,” Russ Vought boasted in a recording obtained by @propublica.org
In college (1982) I let a couple guys on my dorm hall borrow my volleyball. I never saw it again. No replacement. No apology. Just gone. Lost or stolen. I suspect stolen and kept. I’m still owed a volleyball.
What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.
And how long has it been?
I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.
I’m still FURIOUS.
And how long has it been?
I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.
I’m still FURIOUS.
October 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
In college (1982) I let a couple guys on my dorm hall borrow my volleyball. I never saw it again. No replacement. No apology. Just gone. Lost or stolen. I suspect stolen and kept. I’m still owed a volleyball.
If you think Bluesky is different than Xitter, you’re wrong.
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you think Bluesky is different than Xitter, you’re wrong.
Holy Cow!! Stop the presses!! Trump plans to or already has [insert insane action here], which many scholars and experts say may be illegal! Or is absolutely illegal!
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holy Cow!! Stop the presses!! Trump plans to or already has [insert insane action here], which many scholars and experts say may be illegal! Or is absolutely illegal!
Reposted by David Marantz
Ro Khanna: "They're making comedy illegal. Brendan Carr pressured ABC to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney cancels Jimmy Kimmel. This canceling from an administration that lectured us about cancel culture. That's why today I'm introducing a motion to subpoena Brendan Carr."
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ro Khanna: "They're making comedy illegal. Brendan Carr pressured ABC to cancel Jimmy Kimmel, and Disney cancels Jimmy Kimmel. This canceling from an administration that lectured us about cancel culture. That's why today I'm introducing a motion to subpoena Brendan Carr."
“Acting jobs available in your area!”
“Waiters wanted”
“Make thousands working from home”
“1996 Toyota Corolla for sale”
That’s your dream for Bluesky?
“Waiters wanted”
“Make thousands working from home”
“1996 Toyota Corolla for sale”
That’s your dream for Bluesky?
I don't know anything about liability re: the knockon effects of this, but the next true feature for this website would be something like Craigslist or an Events listing. They shouldn't be trying to reinvent Twitter, they should be trying to revive classifieds.
September 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“Acting jobs available in your area!”
“Waiters wanted”
“Make thousands working from home”
“1996 Toyota Corolla for sale”
That’s your dream for Bluesky?
“Waiters wanted”
“Make thousands working from home”
“1996 Toyota Corolla for sale”
That’s your dream for Bluesky?
That’s how they get you. A proper drug pusher gives you the first one free. But of course the Pushers of Capitalism have to make you pay a little something cuz Capitalism. But they know you’ll be back. And the rate will go up.
Laughing darkly at a Labor Day sale for the worlds third most noxious journal of all things capital. A proper reactionary paper would charge more for a Labor Day subscription.
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
That’s how they get you. A proper drug pusher gives you the first one free. But of course the Pushers of Capitalism have to make you pay a little something cuz Capitalism. But they know you’ll be back. And the rate will go up.
As they say, everyone has their Price
Friends with a Price? In this economy!
It's one good friend, Michael. What could it cost, $200?
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As they say, everyone has their Price
MS Now and Later! The new fruit flavored news! Have some news now, then tune in for more news later! MS Now and Later: Chew on This!!
August 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
MS Now and Later! The new fruit flavored news! Have some news now, then tune in for more news later! MS Now and Later: Chew on This!!
Festering Resentment was our improv troupe in college
Festering resentment for the win!
My self-assessment is that I don’t like conflict but I definitely just responded to passive aggression with direct communication so idk I guess I prefer it to festering resentment.
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Festering Resentment was our improv troupe in college
Standing next to a guy with a shirt that says
Guns, Whiskey, Beer, Freedom
A winning combination. What could possibly go wrong?
Guns, Whiskey, Beer, Freedom
A winning combination. What could possibly go wrong?
July 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Standing next to a guy with a shirt that says
Guns, Whiskey, Beer, Freedom
A winning combination. What could possibly go wrong?
Guns, Whiskey, Beer, Freedom
A winning combination. What could possibly go wrong?
Reposted by David Marantz
ICE committed murder.
Farmworker dies from injuries during immigration raid in Ventura County, family says
A farmworker has died after suffering injuries during an immigration raid at an agricultural area near Camarillo on Thursday, according to a family member.
abc7.com
July 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
ICE committed murder.
If in your summer travels you have the opportunity to reach your destination without having to wait for any length of time on a subway platform, you should make that choice.
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If in your summer travels you have the opportunity to reach your destination without having to wait for any length of time on a subway platform, you should make that choice.
Right after I release the Epstein client list. Your nomination is on my desk right next to it.
Which reminds me, you people better get my nominations in, ya god damn layabouts
we go through this every year: anyone can be "nominated" for a noble peace prize and practically anyone can do the nominating. it isn't a short list or even a long list
July 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Right after I release the Epstein client list. Your nomination is on my desk right next to it.
surprising absolutely no one.
July 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
surprising absolutely no one.
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July 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Reposted by David Marantz
Reposted by David Marantz
Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
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May 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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But is open to inquiries for possible co-branding opportunities.
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