Danny "made a bluesky on a cloudy day" Kelly
@dcarnys.bsky.social
I got here eventually.
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air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
air bud: i play basketball
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
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butcher IN city = normal, respectable craftsman
butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied
butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find
butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic
butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied
butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find
butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 PM
butcher IN city = normal, respectable craftsman
butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied
butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find
butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic
butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied
butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find
butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic
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me, flirting:
so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)
so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
me, flirting:
so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)
so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)
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the king and queen should be able to fuck in chess
December 13, 2024 at 7:53 AM
the king and queen should be able to fuck in chess
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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
December 13, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
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winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing
December 11, 2024 at 12:06 AM
winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing
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Why didn’t David Letterman and Conan O’Brien cameo in the Hunger Games isn’t that movie about mocking Jay?
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Why didn’t David Letterman and Conan O’Brien cameo in the Hunger Games isn’t that movie about mocking Jay?
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I've been saying this for years but someone finally thought me of it
December 6, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I've been saying this for years but someone finally thought me of it
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Wow can’t believe he said that
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Wow can’t believe he said that
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The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head
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my fbi handler didn't show up today to give me my rawhide treats, i hope he's ok
December 5, 2024 at 7:02 AM
my fbi handler didn't show up today to give me my rawhide treats, i hope he's ok
The lack of Elon Musk going "interesting" on every stupid little thing is genuinely a huge selling point for bluesky.
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 AM
The lack of Elon Musk going "interesting" on every stupid little thing is genuinely a huge selling point for bluesky.
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"don't feed the trolls" people say to me, the keeper of the troll zoo
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 AM
"don't feed the trolls" people say to me, the keeper of the troll zoo
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“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 AM
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
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I’ll get banned for posting that CEO getting got set to Freebird, right?
December 4, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I’ll get banned for posting that CEO getting got set to Freebird, right?
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
Random first post? What's it called here?
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Random first post? What's it called here?