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Chase Carpenter
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Shouting into the void.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Being forced to release documents you don't want to get out, spiking it for months and months, reacting huge chunks of it, accidently forgetting some of it, then telling everyone "all that stuff actually is fake news." Another masterful chess move again, pizza party in the break room!
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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From 2018 to 2024, the tax rate paid by eight major retailers was slashed from 30% to just 17.5%.

The CEOs of those major retailers were paid a collective $1.3 billion.

Meanwhile, the average worker at those stores was paid less than $32,000 in 2024.

Nothing trickled down.
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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thank you president brain genius! time to ace another cognitive dementia test, like nobody has ever done before!
Trump: "We're gonna need the help of robots and other forms of uhhhh, I guess you could say employment. We're gonna be employing a lot of artificial things."
December 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Occam's razor.

DOJ hasn't released key documents, including the original 60-count draft indictment of Epstein and the victim statements.

Why?

DOJ really doesn't want us to read them.

Why does DOJ care so much about these?

Because they directly or indirectly implicate Trump.
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Aston Villa have won 10 consecutive matches as a top-flight team for the first time since March 1914. UNREAL.

#AVFC
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These announcers have now said
1. Emi isn't good w the ball at his feet
2. Bruno has too much quality for Kamara
3. Rogers going to "outgrow" Villa

I doubt these dolts have watched us play much the last few years.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
United working really hard to isolate Sesko against Lindelof. Interesting to see if they give him help from Kamara or Onana.
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Rand Paul: "All these designations are steps towards war -- calling drug runners terrorists, saying, 'Oh, if they have a designation'-- Well, how'd they get it? We gave it to them. Why is the former president of Honduras released? So some narcoterrorists are okay & others we're going to blow up"
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey CFP expansion people. You are getting exactly whay you deserve right now.
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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This looks like a group that tours with Morgan Wallen
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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🤌
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This tracks
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“It Ends,” made by FSU alums and shot in Tallahassee, did so well as the first film ever available to rent on @letterboxd.social that it was picked up by Neon. Absolutely huge. #TodoEscuela
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is Tampa at its best!
Pirate Ghost!🏴‍☠️😍☠️

The end zone designs for Friday’s 2025 Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl:
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Pirate Ghost!🏴‍☠️😍☠️

The end zone designs for Friday’s 2025 Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl:
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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(this was three years after Epstein's conviction for soliciting prostitution from a minor)
“As a journalist, David Brooks regularly attends events to speak with noted and important business leaders to inform his columns, which is exactly what happened at this 2011 event," a NY Times spox said, adding "Brooks had no contact with" Epstein after that

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
NY Times columnist behind ‘count me out’ Epstein story featured in latest photo dump
‘Mr. Brooks had no contact with him before or after this single attendance at a widely-attended dinner,’ the New York Times said in a statement on Thursday.
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Opinion: Is the New York Times David Brooks a known pedophile? All signs point to Yes.
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Elon Musk’s net worth has now surpassed $600 billion, just weeks after Tesla approved his 10-year, $1 trillion pay package.

That could amount to $100 billion per year — more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks combined.

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The tariff miracle
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM