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big debbie the don
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sarcastic cynic. tennis lover. never a flaw.
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twitter users coming to bluesky now that it’s down.
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Just say no because I already ate it. i’m just looking for validation here.

(it was a really good piece of carrot cake. I mean, as carrot cake goes, this was an excellent example. Plus, I now have Lucky Charms, Fresca, and tater tots in the house. I dunno, I was hungry. It made sense at the time.)
December 30, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Now, this person is really hungry, mind you…

if, for the sake of argument, they got to the store and abandoned the whole idea of making breakfast and just bought a giant piece of carrot cake and ate it in the car, would that be so wrong?

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December 30, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Okay, here is a hypothetical situation for you:

Let’s say a person - it could be anyone - wakes up really hungry and decides to go to the supermarket to get some things for breakfast.

On the way to the store, they make a little list. Eggs, bacon, milk. Just a few items to make bfast at home.

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December 30, 2024 at 2:29 AM
This whole thing is the most bizarre, absurd thing I’ve ever seen
I'm sorry WHAT? Why are they treating him like he's been on the run for years after killing the entire police squad?
December 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Lol I don’t have diagnosed autism but I have never related more heavily to a post 💀
Sometimes per my autism i don’t immediately pick up on when men are trying to flirt with me so they’ll ask a question like “what are you interested in” through the lens of flirting and i’ll say “well the orcas have started wearing dead salmon hats again” and then they will disengage.
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Same! It’s strict around here!😂
Retweeting every reply? Bye. Answering question threads EVERY day? Bye. Nonstop engagement posts? Bye. Acting like you never interacted with the opposite sex? TOODALOO
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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I wouldn't recommend it for religious folks because the very existence of non-belivers, especially who are living life well, can be emotionally problematic for them. You are a living, breathing challenge to their most important worldview in a list of uncomfortable ways.
I'm just wondering what you have against atheists/agnostics. Most of us lead lives that actually align with the biblical Jesus's teachings far closer than many of the modern day christians; most of us hold the same political views as you.
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 PM
😭😭😭 it’s literally 10am
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Dirty Vodka Martini w/ Ketel One or Belvedere (sip) & Espolon Tequila (shots).
December 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Today not being Saturday is CRAZY 😭😭😭 I’ve been in shock and disbelief that I have to take my ass to work today all morning. Dear GOD give me the strength 😭😭😭 (me every single morning)
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I’ve been slowly disconnecting from social media and it feels…good. I used to think I would be so out of touch with reality if I wasn’t constantly checking my feeds to see the latest trends…but it’s been nice not constantly being online or burning hours of my day doom scrolling
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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As long as they keep that shit over there.
December 4, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Had my first açaí bowl for lunch today, and I fear this combination is about to have me in a CHOKEHOLD omg 😭😭😭
December 3, 2024 at 6:32 PM
This was such a Monday 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ Hopefully the week is up from here bc I’m already at my wit’s end 😭
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Horror video game protagonists coming across ammo early in the game before scary stuff has happened:

“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
First holiday with the in-laws has been lovely, but I am so ready to be back on my couch 😭😭
November 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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The beauty of old Twitter was you were just talking into the abyss until people talking about the same random topic found you 🥹
November 30, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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He’s in jail babe
what does it mean when a man takes 3-5 business days to message u back?

...I'm not ready for the truth, so lies only plz 🥺🫶🏾
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Every time I see that place, I become more thankful I left.
November 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Her and Normani albums. Granted this year was at capacity with drops, those two weren't the ones that should've gotten lost in the shuffle.
Chloe’s album should’ve been considered a top album dropped this year. Problem is promo. We should’ve been nearly sick of seeing her bc that’s how things have to be now. The music can’t just speak for itself like the old days. You HAVE to spam ppl lol. Bc how did some folks not know abt it til NOW?!
November 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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There's that horrible Biden economy again.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 29
Holiday shoppers got an early jump on Black Friday shopping this year, spending a record $6.1 billion on Thanksgiving, according to Adobe Analytics.
Bigger-than-expected discounts led to another holiday spending surge | CNN Business
Online shoppers spent a record $6.1 billion on Thanksgiving after discounts fueled toys, electronics and clothing purchases.
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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One thing I've noticed over the years that has really increased lately is a breakdown in media criticism. People will declare that a book/show/video game is BAD, with all sorts of supporting reasons that don't actually make any sense.

Because what they REALLY mean is that they just didn't like it.
November 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Don't forget to support your community by shopping local this Black Friday. I just bought my wife an iphone my neighbor's kid made
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM