DefinitelyMichelle
@definitelymichelle.bsky.social
Another brain-broken internet user.
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the bad thing about being a parent is that you can no longer be dreamy about the idea of a violent revolution
April 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the bad thing about being a parent is that you can no longer be dreamy about the idea of a violent revolution
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I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
This site is nowhere near as good as pre Elon Twitter. It's just that anything is better than the current algorithm of Twitter.
December 17, 2024 at 6:05 AM
This site is nowhere near as good as pre Elon Twitter. It's just that anything is better than the current algorithm of Twitter.
I have sent out five invite codes and the people I sent them to all set up accounts and now none of them post on here which seems like kind of a bad sign for the future viability of this platform.
August 3, 2023 at 1:40 PM
I have sent out five invite codes and the people I sent them to all set up accounts and now none of them post on here which seems like kind of a bad sign for the future viability of this platform.
Why does my brain hate me so much? What did I ever do to that asshole that makes it talk to me like I'm a sack of shit?
August 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Why does my brain hate me so much? What did I ever do to that asshole that makes it talk to me like I'm a sack of shit?
Oh no I got permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting that transphobic assholes do the thing that we all know they should do. Oh well.
July 28, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Oh no I got permanently banned from Twitter for suggesting that transphobic assholes do the thing that we all know they should do. Oh well.
@citizenxian.bsky.social You have been summoned to appreciate my mutuals garden photo
Where are my gardening people at? Because this is a hell of a season for a brand new garden that was a patch of grass just eight weeks ago and I'm proud of it.
This is gonna be a thread lmao.
So first of all, two months ago I was walking past a house with a garden that was bursting at the seams, and so I commented on it, and the lady heard and was like "Do you want a free tomato plant?" And it was actually 4 plants.
Repotted.
Moisturized.
Thriving.
So first of all, two months ago I was walking past a house with a garden that was bursting at the seams, and so I commented on it, and the lady heard and was like "Do you want a free tomato plant?" And it was actually 4 plants.
Repotted.
Moisturized.
Thriving.
July 17, 2023 at 3:14 AM
@citizenxian.bsky.social You have been summoned to appreciate my mutuals garden photo
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Where are my gardening people at? Because this is a hell of a season for a brand new garden that was a patch of grass just eight weeks ago and I'm proud of it.
This is gonna be a thread lmao.
So first of all, two months ago I was walking past a house with a garden that was bursting at the seams, and so I commented on it, and the lady heard and was like "Do you want a free tomato plant?" And it was actually 4 plants.
Repotted.
Moisturized.
Thriving.
So first of all, two months ago I was walking past a house with a garden that was bursting at the seams, and so I commented on it, and the lady heard and was like "Do you want a free tomato plant?" And it was actually 4 plants.
Repotted.
Moisturized.
Thriving.
July 16, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Where are my gardening people at? Because this is a hell of a season for a brand new garden that was a patch of grass just eight weeks ago and I'm proud of it.
Feeling pretty smug lately about the fact that I never really liked TYT especially Cenk and Ana. I haven't felt even remotely let down by their behavior because I always thought they were mid. The only Ana clip I liked was the one with Michael Brooks where they laugh at Dave Rubin's high-level ideas
July 9, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Feeling pretty smug lately about the fact that I never really liked TYT especially Cenk and Ana. I haven't felt even remotely let down by their behavior because I always thought they were mid. The only Ana clip I liked was the one with Michael Brooks where they laugh at Dave Rubin's high-level ideas
This is the first time I've ever wanted to vote for Joe Biden.
July 8, 2023 at 1:41 AM
This is the first time I've ever wanted to vote for Joe Biden.
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wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now
July 7, 2023 at 10:17 AM
wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
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Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
July 6, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
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They will get the app they deserve.
July 6, 2023 at 6:24 PM
They will get the app they deserve.
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bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
July 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
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I wish @ankhmorporkcity.watch was my friend in real life and would bring me chili. That would be so rad.
July 4, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I wish @ankhmorporkcity.watch was my friend in real life and would bring me chili. That would be so rad.
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i was here when you could get on what's hot by getting eight faves on a drawing of alf's penis
July 4, 2023 at 11:28 PM
i was here when you could get on what's hot by getting eight faves on a drawing of alf's penis
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Recently finished @jamieloftus.bsky.social ‘s new book Raw dog and I cannot recommend it enough. Ate a bun length Nathan’s glizzy with *two* kinds of mustard and zero ketchup as soon as it ended.
July 4, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Recently finished @jamieloftus.bsky.social ‘s new book Raw dog and I cannot recommend it enough. Ate a bun length Nathan’s glizzy with *two* kinds of mustard and zero ketchup as soon as it ended.
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey