Vampirical Critter 🏴☠️
@dejectedvole.bsky.social
Not Anglo-Catholic, not Śaiva/Śakta | DIY medicine enjoyer | wheel-turning anarch | zerocultural citizen of nowhere | 無藥可救
Things that sound like a joke but are actually real
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Things that sound like a joke but are actually real
Anyways pretty horrifying how quickly everything is turning into a surveillance panopticon, I never expected it to happen so fast
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Anyways pretty horrifying how quickly everything is turning into a surveillance panopticon, I never expected it to happen so fast
Novel about travelling the world for free by hacking airlines called “Around the world in zero days”
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Novel about travelling the world for free by hacking airlines called “Around the world in zero days”
The iOS “system data” storage bug is genuinely gonna get me to switch to Android…
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The iOS “system data” storage bug is genuinely gonna get me to switch to Android…
You should be asking yourselves the real question which is “does anaesthesia kill you and replace you with a new consciousness?”
For the billionth time, the transporter in Star Trek does not kill you and create a copy of you. The TNG episode Realm of Fear establishes that a person being transported is conscious for the entire process. Transporter duplicates like Riker and Boimler don't mean the original was destroyed.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
You should be asking yourselves the real question which is “does anaesthesia kill you and replace you with a new consciousness?”
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When a mutual posts about going to bed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When a mutual posts about going to bed
I don’t understand how teen gamers have managed to impose Discord on the rest of us, it’s a disgrace i’m telling you
I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don’t understand how teen gamers have managed to impose Discord on the rest of us, it’s a disgrace i’m telling you
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Have you seen anyone saying “Whoops, I personally fucked it very badly indeed with my noisy squealing about cancel culture?”. I haven’t seen anyone, but surely there must be one somewhere.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Have you seen anyone saying “Whoops, I personally fucked it very badly indeed with my noisy squealing about cancel culture?”. I haven’t seen anyone, but surely there must be one somewhere.
Not only are men the problem, they’re also italian
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Not only are men the problem, they’re also italian
Dunno, I would love a gunshot sound effect when you block people
The lack of sound on Bluesky is underappreciated.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dunno, I would love a gunshot sound effect when you block people
I'm still traumatised by the time someone posted this map on Twitter mislabelled as "number of bowel movements per week" and everyone scrambled to explain the data instead of questioning it, despite it's obvious absurdity
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I'm still traumatised by the time someone posted this map on Twitter mislabelled as "number of bowel movements per week" and everyone scrambled to explain the data instead of questioning it, despite it's obvious absurdity
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I don’t know what to tell you: Britain is basically a gangster state where the press do the job that elsewhere is done by thugs breaking legs, or by secret police vanishing people off the street. It’s how it’s been for decades.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I don’t know what to tell you: Britain is basically a gangster state where the press do the job that elsewhere is done by thugs breaking legs, or by secret police vanishing people off the street. It’s how it’s been for decades.
I'm still on iPhone 13 so I get to enjoy the 4-dimensional Siri hypersphere. Apple Intelligence could never.
a colorful sphere with a white center on a dark background
ALT: a colorful sphere with a white center on a dark background
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I'm still on iPhone 13 so I get to enjoy the 4-dimensional Siri hypersphere. Apple Intelligence could never.
What do you mean केकड़ा is not related to cancer?? 🤨
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
What do you mean केकड़ा is not related to cancer?? 🤨
Ngl the idea that I might be able to witness a human moonlanding live in the future gives me some reason to keep living.
Artemis II Orion Spacecraft Stacked www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
Orion will carry NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen on a 10-day mission around the Moon and back in early 2026.
Orion will carry NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and CSA (Canadian Space Agency) astronaut Jeremy Hansen on a 10-day mission around the Moon and back in early 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ngl the idea that I might be able to witness a human moonlanding live in the future gives me some reason to keep living.
Your Party notoriously has never had any trans-related infighting
Psa: if you subtweet Your Party you will wake up to a lot of Americans shouting at you because they think you meant you hate trans people.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Your Party notoriously has never had any trans-related infighting
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Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
“Grok is this true”
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“Grok is this true”
Maybe turning LLMs into chatbots was the original sin of bad AI epistemology
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe turning LLMs into chatbots was the original sin of bad AI epistemology
Wish AGI were real because Glinner would be the first to be turned into paperclips
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Wish AGI were real because Glinner would be the first to be turned into paperclips
Says a lot about capitalism
The internet was designed to withstand a nuclear attack, and now has difficulty withstanding a fat fingered config.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Says a lot about capitalism
On twitter and maybe here too there’s a setting to enable a “are you sure you want to post this pic without alt text” reminder.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
On twitter and maybe here too there’s a setting to enable a “are you sure you want to post this pic without alt text” reminder.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
They should make something similar for reposts that asks you to make sure you’re not engaging with psyops or bait.
I don’t give a shit about legionella I’m sick of the hot water tank waking me up every morning and not letting me go back to sleep I’ll take my chances
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t give a shit about legionella I’m sick of the hot water tank waking me up every morning and not letting me go back to sleep I’ll take my chances
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I present, the lenition hypercube
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I present, the lenition hypercube
British people love claiming that school uniforms are necessary to stop classism, but what about sexism? We must implement full androgyny in schools to give everyone a fair chance!
I think the people have had enough gender, so if you elect me I'd pledge to ban all gender (especially among youths) for the foreseeable future. Have a few years pause on gender then revisit the whole idea when we're refreshed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
British people love claiming that school uniforms are necessary to stop classism, but what about sexism? We must implement full androgyny in schools to give everyone a fair chance!