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Fantasy sports account for a husband, dad, and friend. I work on tiny teeth. Proud member of the ADHD Hall of Fame. Fun is a core value. Tattoos are dope. Too many hobbies to list. Humility > ego. Find me online as deliciousgrizzly.
Is that not intentional grounding?
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is that not intentional grounding?
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Something tells me teams around the league aren't going to worry about the safety of the Tush Push this offseason.
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Something tells me teams around the league aren't going to worry about the safety of the Tush Push this offseason.
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If you were pining for more hitches yesterday, don't worry: on the season, the #Eagles still have run a higher rate of hitches than any team in recorded history.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you were pining for more hitches yesterday, don't worry: on the season, the #Eagles still have run a higher rate of hitches than any team in recorded history.
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According to PFF, the #Patriots 10 missed tackles yesterday were the most they've had in a game since they had 12 in their last loss: vs. Pittsburgh on Sept. 21.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
According to PFF, the #Patriots 10 missed tackles yesterday were the most they've had in a game since they had 12 in their last loss: vs. Pittsburgh on Sept. 21.
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Per NextGenStats the #Eagles are the first NFL team this year to not miss a single tackle attempt in a game
Tackling was a huge strength of last year's Super Bowl defense. The guys in the back seven are finishers.
Tackling was a huge strength of last year's Super Bowl defense. The guys in the back seven are finishers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Per NextGenStats the #Eagles are the first NFL team this year to not miss a single tackle attempt in a game
Tackling was a huge strength of last year's Super Bowl defense. The guys in the back seven are finishers.
Tackling was a huge strength of last year's Super Bowl defense. The guys in the back seven are finishers.
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If Miss Piggy and Jon Hamm got married would she keep her stage name or change it to Mrs. Hamm
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If Miss Piggy and Jon Hamm got married would she keep her stage name or change it to Mrs. Hamm
This perfectly explains the Eagles. Even their rock bottom is remarkable and historic
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This perfectly explains the Eagles. Even their rock bottom is remarkable and historic
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
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Tonight’s extra bonus napkin cartoon…
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Tonight’s extra bonus napkin cartoon…
That’s the same throw and route from 2024 week 1 that resulted in a pick by the Packers. Not a good sign about the state of Hurts or the offensive staff
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That’s the same throw and route from 2024 week 1 that resulted in a pick by the Packers. Not a good sign about the state of Hurts or the offensive staff
I just had carpal tunnel release surgery in both wrists and have A LOT of time on my hands. Join me as I watch series that I have always wanted to see but didn’t find the time to. First up, The Sopranos.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just had carpal tunnel release surgery in both wrists and have A LOT of time on my hands. Join me as I watch series that I have always wanted to see but didn’t find the time to. First up, The Sopranos.
I needed this laugh @patthorman.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I needed this laugh @patthorman.bsky.social
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Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
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I do not think that my Godkids and niblings will be able to survive on one job when they grow up. And this means that their lives are going to be infinitely more exhausting. I truly hate it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I do not think that my Godkids and niblings will be able to survive on one job when they grow up. And this means that their lives are going to be infinitely more exhausting. I truly hate it.
I don’t think that’s a TD
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don’t think that’s a TD
And now he has 2 Super Bowl rings
The coach convinced him to join the team. His first week included a 52-yard, game-winning FG. His second week included a 47-yard game-winner.
The rest is history.
The rest is history.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And now he has 2 Super Bowl rings
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With Eagles vs. Bears, a quick origin story on Jake Elliott...
As a freshman at Lyons Township High School in suburban Chicago in 2009, Elliott was a student at a pep rally. He didn't play football. He was a tennis player who would watch Bears games on Sundays, but wasn't an avid football play.
As a freshman at Lyons Township High School in suburban Chicago in 2009, Elliott was a student at a pep rally. He didn't play football. He was a tennis player who would watch Bears games on Sundays, but wasn't an avid football play.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
With Eagles vs. Bears, a quick origin story on Jake Elliott...
As a freshman at Lyons Township High School in suburban Chicago in 2009, Elliott was a student at a pep rally. He didn't play football. He was a tennis player who would watch Bears games on Sundays, but wasn't an avid football play.
As a freshman at Lyons Township High School in suburban Chicago in 2009, Elliott was a student at a pep rally. He didn't play football. He was a tennis player who would watch Bears games on Sundays, but wasn't an avid football play.
Ban the play, too hard too officiate
Eagles lined up in the NZ and ref missed it
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ban the play, too hard too officiate
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IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
Hurts missed Goedert for a TD
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hurts missed Goedert for a TD
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Nothing says Philly like booing the 8-3, division-leading, defending Super Bowl champs off the field after one possession (and they're correct)
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nothing says Philly like booing the 8-3, division-leading, defending Super Bowl champs off the field after one possession (and they're correct)
Hurts had Dotson wide open and right in front of him
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hurts had Dotson wide open and right in front of him
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The Iowa Hawkeyes should absolutely hire Chip Kelly as OC now that he’s a FA
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Iowa Hawkeyes should absolutely hire Chip Kelly as OC now that he’s a FA
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I'm out of the #SFB15 Scott Fish Bowl playoffs.
Time for a retroactive championship draft!
Rules:
Retro pick must be within 4 slots of my original pick.
Round 1 - from the 1.04
Original pick - Trey McBride
Redraft pick - Trey McBride
TE1 by a mile
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Time for a retroactive championship draft!
Rules:
Retro pick must be within 4 slots of my original pick.
Round 1 - from the 1.04
Original pick - Trey McBride
Redraft pick - Trey McBride
TE1 by a mile
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One of my #SFB15 live Houston league mates completed our draft board for the Houston Texans division!
It’s a thing of beauty!
It’s a thing of beauty!
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm out of the #SFB15 Scott Fish Bowl playoffs.
Time for a retroactive championship draft!
Rules:
Retro pick must be within 4 slots of my original pick.
Round 1 - from the 1.04
Original pick - Trey McBride
Redraft pick - Trey McBride
TE1 by a mile
🧵1/
Time for a retroactive championship draft!
Rules:
Retro pick must be within 4 slots of my original pick.
Round 1 - from the 1.04
Original pick - Trey McBride
Redraft pick - Trey McBride
TE1 by a mile
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