person: you shouldn't rape and murder children
the US government:
the US government:
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
person: you shouldn't rape and murder children
the US government:
the US government:
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I'll never judge gen z or alpha slang because millennials got so much shit for everything and nothing. I'm glad boomers are too confused to even know what to hate.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'll never judge gen z or alpha slang because millennials got so much shit for everything and nothing. I'm glad boomers are too confused to even know what to hate.
"The Comedy World is a Mess" aka the ten right wing guys that billionaires make unavoidable helped Epstein's friends, and left wing funny people shall not be mentioned
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
"The Comedy World is a Mess" aka the ten right wing guys that billionaires make unavoidable helped Epstein's friends, and left wing funny people shall not be mentioned
We should definitely keep calling him Prince Andrew. He was a Prince when he was doing it, and the only reason he could even be involved is because he's a Prince. Instead of getting rid of the title, get rid of the position.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We should definitely keep calling him Prince Andrew. He was a Prince when he was doing it, and the only reason he could even be involved is because he's a Prince. Instead of getting rid of the title, get rid of the position.
I was reading the grievances from the Declaration of Independence, since Trump seems to be using it as a to do list, then there's this part where they're like, "he's invading us with the people we're invading."
February 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I was reading the grievances from the Declaration of Independence, since Trump seems to be using it as a to do list, then there's this part where they're like, "he's invading us with the people we're invading."
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I'll forever be skeptical of scromiting after I went to the ER one time for food poisoning a few years ago and once I said I smoke weed they asserted it was scromiting and considered it case closed. I kept smoking weed without any issues, but quit eating Subway. Problem solved.
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'll forever be skeptical of scromiting after I went to the ER one time for food poisoning a few years ago and once I said I smoke weed they asserted it was scromiting and considered it case closed. I kept smoking weed without any issues, but quit eating Subway. Problem solved.
I keep getting YouTube ads for McDonald's in different languages I don't understand for food I can't eat because I don't eat meat. A good use of ad spending for sure.
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I keep getting YouTube ads for McDonald's in different languages I don't understand for food I can't eat because I don't eat meat. A good use of ad spending for sure.
Dems should try Drain the Swamp and Lock Him Up
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Dems should try Drain the Swamp and Lock Him Up
Just remembered at my first office job, my manager had me make a list of things I could improve on. I struggled since I was new but made stuff up and emailed it. Then she literally copied and pasted it into my review and gave me a bad grade. Ever since then I can't improve. If anything I'm too good.
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Just remembered at my first office job, my manager had me make a list of things I could improve on. I struggled since I was new but made stuff up and emailed it. Then she literally copied and pasted it into my review and gave me a bad grade. Ever since then I can't improve. If anything I'm too good.
We need a total and complete shutdown of capitalists entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
We need a total and complete shutdown of capitalists entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.
I went to the DOJ website to look at the Epstein files but when it asked if I was 18 I accidentally clicked no and now I'm in a zoom call with President Trump?
February 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I went to the DOJ website to look at the Epstein files but when it asked if I was 18 I accidentally clicked no and now I'm in a zoom call with President Trump?
just took an account of my savings*
*12 types of hot sauces
*12 types of hot sauces
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
just took an account of my savings*
*12 types of hot sauces
*12 types of hot sauces
we need to eliminate the child rape deep state
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
we need to eliminate the child rape deep state
'yes and'ing a contrarian is an insane mindfuck. you'll be like, "yeah, totally" then they say you're wrong and suddenly you're defending their position you agreed to out of politeness
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
'yes and'ing a contrarian is an insane mindfuck. you'll be like, "yeah, totally" then they say you're wrong and suddenly you're defending their position you agreed to out of politeness
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Reposts are appreciated.
Reposts are appreciated.
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis, Minnesota. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Reposts are appreciated.
Reposts are appreciated.
everyone else reacts reflexively when they hear 'goose'
Minnesotans quickly discern the true color, without falling for 'green'
Minnesotans quickly discern the true color, without falling for 'green'
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
everyone else reacts reflexively when they hear 'goose'
Minnesotans quickly discern the true color, without falling for 'green'
Minnesotans quickly discern the true color, without falling for 'green'
as a Minnesota voter I'm willing to tell Pam Bondi who I voted for, my rate is 1 election for 1 Epstein file
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
as a Minnesota voter I'm willing to tell Pam Bondi who I voted for, my rate is 1 election for 1 Epstein file
it's honestly crazy that tik tok debaters are better at arguing than every journalist I've ever seen, and all they do is demand proof for claims and refuse to move on until they get it. Weird how easy it is and yet
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
it's honestly crazy that tik tok debaters are better at arguing than every journalist I've ever seen, and all they do is demand proof for claims and refuse to move on until they get it. Weird how easy it is and yet
bold to invade Minnesota in the middle of winter when we've lost the will to live
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
bold to invade Minnesota in the middle of winter when we've lost the will to live
2026 and they haven't figured out how to make an orange triaminic flavored drink
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
2026 and they haven't figured out how to make an orange triaminic flavored drink
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
if we could convince every basketball, baseball, and football player to not play until the Epstein files are released, we would get them all by the end of the day
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
if we could convince every basketball, baseball, and football player to not play until the Epstein files are released, we would get them all by the end of the day