Deviant Newt
@deviantnewt.bsky.social
Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg
La doc urgentiste qui me dit "Vous me tenez au courant? Appelez le 15 et demandez le Dr[son nom], ils ont l'habitude."
Oui madame, tout ce que tu veux parce que tu t'es trop bien occupé de moi 🥹🥹🥹
Oui madame, tout ce que tu veux parce que tu t'es trop bien occupé de moi 🥹🥹🥹
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
La doc urgentiste qui me dit "Vous me tenez au courant? Appelez le 15 et demandez le Dr[son nom], ils ont l'habitude."
Oui madame, tout ce que tu veux parce que tu t'es trop bien occupé de moi 🥹🥹🥹
Oui madame, tout ce que tu veux parce que tu t'es trop bien occupé de moi 🥹🥹🥹
Me to the doc : "yeah, I sent my MRIs to the neuro department of the big hospital, I'm waiting to be called back with an appointment"
My mom when I call her to debrief : "Yeah, I was going to send them today!"
Ma'am.
My mom when I call her to debrief : "Yeah, I was going to send them today!"
Ma'am.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Me to the doc : "yeah, I sent my MRIs to the neuro department of the big hospital, I'm waiting to be called back with an appointment"
My mom when I call her to debrief : "Yeah, I was going to send them today!"
Ma'am.
My mom when I call her to debrief : "Yeah, I was going to send them today!"
Ma'am.
Are you even a real millenial nerd if you don't say "omg I'm in Silent Hill!" at the slightest wisp of fog?
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Are you even a real millenial nerd if you don't say "omg I'm in Silent Hill!" at the slightest wisp of fog?
Delivery driver who calls to check if you're home and that he'll be there in 5 minutes 🤝 person who goes waiting for him outside before he's here
(I'm cold because I chose not to wear a coat, but we have all the conditions for a perfect delivery for both him and me)
(I'm cold because I chose not to wear a coat, but we have all the conditions for a perfect delivery for both him and me)
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Delivery driver who calls to check if you're home and that he'll be there in 5 minutes 🤝 person who goes waiting for him outside before he's here
(I'm cold because I chose not to wear a coat, but we have all the conditions for a perfect delivery for both him and me)
(I'm cold because I chose not to wear a coat, but we have all the conditions for a perfect delivery for both him and me)
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Just dropped Skittles off at the vet; her mouth was really starting to bother her this week. She gets x-rays tomorrow before her extractions and I'm steeling myself for 💸💸💸 so if anyone has a couple bucks to spare OR can share this: ko-fi.com/rincredible/...
#MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
#MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
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December 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Just dropped Skittles off at the vet; her mouth was really starting to bother her this week. She gets x-rays tomorrow before her extractions and I'm steeling myself for 💸💸💸 so if anyone has a couple bucks to spare OR can share this: ko-fi.com/rincredible/...
#MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
#MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025
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A un moment faudra entendre que la presse jeu vidéo française indépendante c'est un boy's club.
Y a moins de parité que dans la plupart des studios, j'y connais pas une personne non-blanche, et si tu leur pointes le moindre biais tout le milieu fait corps contre toi et te le fait savoir.
Y a moins de parité que dans la plupart des studios, j'y connais pas une personne non-blanche, et si tu leur pointes le moindre biais tout le milieu fait corps contre toi et te le fait savoir.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A un moment faudra entendre que la presse jeu vidéo française indépendante c'est un boy's club.
Y a moins de parité que dans la plupart des studios, j'y connais pas une personne non-blanche, et si tu leur pointes le moindre biais tout le milieu fait corps contre toi et te le fait savoir.
Y a moins de parité que dans la plupart des studios, j'y connais pas une personne non-blanche, et si tu leur pointes le moindre biais tout le milieu fait corps contre toi et te le fait savoir.
Hm. Would gifting a book on enmeshment to my mother for Christmas be too passive-agressive?
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Hm. Would gifting a book on enmeshment to my mother for Christmas be too passive-agressive?
"04/12/2025 07:12
The parcel is expected to be delivered during the day."
No but it's ok, I didn't have anything planned the entiiiiiiire day anyway.
🥲
The parcel is expected to be delivered during the day."
No but it's ok, I didn't have anything planned the entiiiiiiire day anyway.
🥲
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"04/12/2025 07:12
The parcel is expected to be delivered during the day."
No but it's ok, I didn't have anything planned the entiiiiiiire day anyway.
🥲
The parcel is expected to be delivered during the day."
No but it's ok, I didn't have anything planned the entiiiiiiire day anyway.
🥲
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Michel j'ai voulu expliquer, la prochaine fois je hack ta puce cérébrale pour te donner l'instruction en direct et j'y rajoute le lore complet de Legacy of Kain y compris la méta.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Michel j'ai voulu expliquer, la prochaine fois je hack ta puce cérébrale pour te donner l'instruction en direct et j'y rajoute le lore complet de Legacy of Kain y compris la méta.
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I know this is the website where basically no one watches cable but there's this DHS ad with Kristi Noem telling people to self-deport and it's reached the point where my 75 year old mother yells obscenities at the TV that I usually see typed out in League of Legends lobbies
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I know this is the website where basically no one watches cable but there's this DHS ad with Kristi Noem telling people to self-deport and it's reached the point where my 75 year old mother yells obscenities at the TV that I usually see typed out in League of Legends lobbies
See, Hakim gets it.
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
See, Hakim gets it.
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
(My terrible sense of humor is how I cope, you'll get your news from me via meme or else it's going to be via obituary)
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Quand je vois la classe politique française, je me dis que c'est ça le seul calendrier de l'avent qu'il nous faut
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Quand je vois la classe politique française, je me dis que c'est ça le seul calendrier de l'avent qu'il nous faut
Ngl if I do end up with the diagnosis I'm expecting, I'm going to be insufferable to everyone in my family who told me not to worry about the intermittent symptoms I've had the last years. "Oh it happens, it could be your meds, I wouldn't worry."
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm gonna be like this :
a man in a suit and tie holds up his hand in front of a sign that says i told you so
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds up his hand in front of a sign that says i told you so
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ngl if I do end up with the diagnosis I'm expecting, I'm going to be insufferable to everyone in my family who told me not to worry about the intermittent symptoms I've had the last years. "Oh it happens, it could be your meds, I wouldn't worry."
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm gonna be like this :
I'm so glad that my brain finally understood that taking meds "every day at the same time" means having some leeway. Ten minutes early or late won't change anything, which means I can silence my levothyrox alarm *before* before it rings if I'm already up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I'm so glad that my brain finally understood that taking meds "every day at the same time" means having some leeway. Ten minutes early or late won't change anything, which means I can silence my levothyrox alarm *before* before it rings if I'm already up.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Trouvez nous un moyen de guérir l'information du cancer que sont les milliardaires christiano-fascistes, et on arrêtera d'applaudir les œufs dans la gueule de ces pourritures.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trouvez nous un moyen de guérir l'information du cancer que sont les milliardaires christiano-fascistes, et on arrêtera d'applaudir les œufs dans la gueule de ces pourritures.
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Kindness is punk.
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Kindness is punk.
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I don't call because lol, lmao, I can't even call to make appointments for my medical stuff, yay various disabilities, but the goal with calls is twofold : making your discontent heard and taking up space/time.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind to someone who just needs a job
I wanted to do things, today.
Fuck it, nap.
Fuck it, nap.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I wanted to do things, today.
Fuck it, nap.
Fuck it, nap.
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This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This comics took me WAY longer than it took to defeat Cazador. This was probably my easiest Act 3 fight so far lol
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
#BaldursGate3 #BG3
Huh, the vertigo/dizziness can actually be a stim (swaying left to right while I'm sitting feels funny as fuck)
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Huh, the vertigo/dizziness can actually be a stim (swaying left to right while I'm sitting feels funny as fuck)
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Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
Brain no work, but Pluribus good. Newt likey.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brain no work, but Pluribus good. Newt likey.
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Modern obsession with generation labels (Gen X, Zoomer, etc.) is at least 90% astrological bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Modern obsession with generation labels (Gen X, Zoomer, etc.) is at least 90% astrological bullshit.