Deviant Newt
@deviantnewt.bsky.social
Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg
"Est ce que je he compte vraiment pour mes amis ou est-ce que c'est comme quand j'étais à l'école primaire et je vois pas qu'il se servent juste de moi quand je suis utile ou qu'ils s'emmerdent?"
Ouais non, faut vraiment que je dorme. Cerveau de merde.
Ouais non, faut vraiment que je dorme. Cerveau de merde.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Est ce que je he compte vraiment pour mes amis ou est-ce que c'est comme quand j'étais à l'école primaire et je vois pas qu'il se servent juste de moi quand je suis utile ou qu'ils s'emmerdent?"
Ouais non, faut vraiment que je dorme. Cerveau de merde.
Ouais non, faut vraiment que je dorme. Cerveau de merde.
Me : "I'm dealing with things pretty well, I think. Look at all that cleaning I got done!"
Also me : "And how is this paperwork you need to fill doing? Also, why do you yet again barely enjoy the things you like?"
Also me : "And how is this paperwork you need to fill doing? Also, why do you yet again barely enjoy the things you like?"
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Me : "I'm dealing with things pretty well, I think. Look at all that cleaning I got done!"
Also me : "And how is this paperwork you need to fill doing? Also, why do you yet again barely enjoy the things you like?"
Also me : "And how is this paperwork you need to fill doing? Also, why do you yet again barely enjoy the things you like?"
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Okay please shit on jkr
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Okay please shit on jkr
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
But don’t use the logic “it’s suspicious an adult wanted to make a magical world for children”
Bc that’s how you get “everyone who works on media for children should be jailed” ass logic
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The successful nonviolence and civil rights movements of the past, as I’ve gathered from reading about them, ALSO featured a shit ton of incessant petty drama and in-fighting.
But crucially, they didn’t have social media - so this was kept far more private.
But crucially, they didn’t have social media - so this was kept far more private.
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The successful nonviolence and civil rights movements of the past, as I’ve gathered from reading about them, ALSO featured a shit ton of incessant petty drama and in-fighting.
But crucially, they didn’t have social media - so this was kept far more private.
But crucially, they didn’t have social media - so this was kept far more private.
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it only calls sickbay
The Accuratus Mouse Phone was an optical mouse that doubled as a Skype phone
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
it only calls sickbay
Ok, c'est quoi ce système de merde en fait? Ok c'est "que" 34 euros donc ca va le faire, mais j'ai une maladie auto-immune,en ALD, et le comptage des lymphocytes CD19 est plus remboursé même dans mon cas. Je sais pas tous les combien ça va devoir être fait mais qui a décidé des économies là dessus?!
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Ok, c'est quoi ce système de merde en fait? Ok c'est "que" 34 euros donc ca va le faire, mais j'ai une maladie auto-immune,en ALD, et le comptage des lymphocytes CD19 est plus remboursé même dans mon cas. Je sais pas tous les combien ça va devoir être fait mais qui a décidé des économies là dessus?!
Blood has been stolen, but the nurse might not have had the right tubes for everything T_T so, maybe more blood stolen tomorrow >.>
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Blood has been stolen, but the nurse might not have had the right tubes for everything T_T so, maybe more blood stolen tomorrow >.>
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
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they have apps where u photograph all your clothes that u personally own, and yourself, face & body, and your personal physical specs, and upload it all to fly by night startups for "ai" to make outfits for u, in case you were wondering what the national intelligence complex was up to lately
August 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
they have apps where u photograph all your clothes that u personally own, and yourself, face & body, and your personal physical specs, and upload it all to fly by night startups for "ai" to make outfits for u, in case you were wondering what the national intelligence complex was up to lately
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAA OH WOW
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA OH WOW
I don't speak Spanish, but I think that I got the gist and I approve this message :')
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I don't speak Spanish, but I think that I got the gist and I approve this message :')
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Are *you* listening to tiktok videos at the bus stop?
a man is holding a piece of paper in his hands and says then you have my permission to die .
ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper in his hands and says then you have my permission to die .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Are *you* listening to tiktok videos at the bus stop?
"J'en ai vraiment beaucoup trop fait, je vais péter un plomb et j'ai mal partout, aujourd'hui je me repose!"
Et ben non, nique moi, parce que je dois absolument trouver une pharmacie aujourd'hui et j'avais oublié que la majorité sont fermées le lundi, donc faut que je crapahute ENCORE.
Et ben non, nique moi, parce que je dois absolument trouver une pharmacie aujourd'hui et j'avais oublié que la majorité sont fermées le lundi, donc faut que je crapahute ENCORE.
the only hope is the sweet relief of death written in white
ALT: the only hope is the sweet relief of death written in white
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
"J'en ai vraiment beaucoup trop fait, je vais péter un plomb et j'ai mal partout, aujourd'hui je me repose!"
Et ben non, nique moi, parce que je dois absolument trouver une pharmacie aujourd'hui et j'avais oublié que la majorité sont fermées le lundi, donc faut que je crapahute ENCORE.
Et ben non, nique moi, parce que je dois absolument trouver une pharmacie aujourd'hui et j'avais oublié que la majorité sont fermées le lundi, donc faut que je crapahute ENCORE.
I need to go to the pharmacy so I can get a urinary test cup for tomorrow morning... I don't wannaaaaaa. I'M TIRED OF PISSING IN CUPS, DAMNIT!
"Hey, so, you have a treatable but incurable autoimmune disease, which means that you'll need to pee in a cup somewhat regularly."
Me at my fuckass body:
"Hey, so, you have a treatable but incurable autoimmune disease, which means that you'll need to pee in a cup somewhat regularly."
Me at my fuckass body:
a man in a leather jacket is saying i 'm making an effort not to be insulted .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is saying i 'm making an effort not to be insulted .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I need to go to the pharmacy so I can get a urinary test cup for tomorrow morning... I don't wannaaaaaa. I'M TIRED OF PISSING IN CUPS, DAMNIT!
"Hey, so, you have a treatable but incurable autoimmune disease, which means that you'll need to pee in a cup somewhat regularly."
Me at my fuckass body:
"Hey, so, you have a treatable but incurable autoimmune disease, which means that you'll need to pee in a cup somewhat regularly."
Me at my fuckass body:
Oh yeah, definitely overdid it end of last week, both physically and mentally. Well, now I've learned my lesson!
(I have not.)
(I have not.)
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Oh yeah, definitely overdid it end of last week, both physically and mentally. Well, now I've learned my lesson!
(I have not.)
(I have not.)
Why am I watching Spirited Away once more? Well, because it's one of my favorite love stories.
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Why am I watching Spirited Away once more? Well, because it's one of my favorite love stories.
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this
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Fwd from a friend - In honor of Black History Month, I would like to submit this post to remind people, star trek has always been woke. You can't change the world if you are asleep at the wheel. You can only crash.
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Fwd from a friend - In honor of Black History Month, I would like to submit this post to remind people, star trek has always been woke. You can't change the world if you are asleep at the wheel. You can only crash.
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Love these weird creatures
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Love these weird creatures
People who said Star Trek Deeps Space is a must-watch : I'm sorry I didn't listen to y'all earlier.
(Episode 8 of season 1)
I love sci-fi like this soooo fucking much T_T
(Episode 8 of season 1)
I love sci-fi like this soooo fucking much T_T
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
People who said Star Trek Deeps Space is a must-watch : I'm sorry I didn't listen to y'all earlier.
(Episode 8 of season 1)
I love sci-fi like this soooo fucking much T_T
(Episode 8 of season 1)
I love sci-fi like this soooo fucking much T_T
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#waltjesse if Walter and Jesse were in Animal Crossing
The animal suggestions were from my husband, and I kinda liked the idea of a big (predatory) bird and a small (cute) bird
#MyArt
The animal suggestions were from my husband, and I kinda liked the idea of a big (predatory) bird and a small (cute) bird
#MyArt
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
#waltjesse if Walter and Jesse were in Animal Crossing
The animal suggestions were from my husband, and I kinda liked the idea of a big (predatory) bird and a small (cute) bird
#MyArt
The animal suggestions were from my husband, and I kinda liked the idea of a big (predatory) bird and a small (cute) bird
#MyArt
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January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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