D Greenwalt
@dgeezy.bsky.social
Assistant Professor of Communication @ SIU Carbondale. Climate justice, food autonomy. MUFC. Some reality TV.
For academic info: www.dustinagreenwalt.com
For academic info: www.dustinagreenwalt.com
You've got to be an actual troglydite to mak Piers Morgan seem funny and smart
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You've got to be an actual troglydite to mak Piers Morgan seem funny and smart
The academic urge to edit ad infinitum
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The academic urge to edit ad infinitum
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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No Liverpool hater will scroll past without liking, they bottled it
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No Liverpool hater will scroll past without liking, they bottled it
There's a reason Pep is obsessed with buying defenders, as is clearly shown by Liverpool #LFC this season. You can have some only OK attackers and be fine.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
There's a reason Pep is obsessed with buying defenders, as is clearly shown by Liverpool #LFC this season. You can have some only OK attackers and be fine.
If Arsenal fumble the bag this season, they have to part ways with Arteta, right? I think most teams would be lucky to have Arteta as manager, but at some point this team has to win the Prem.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If Arsenal fumble the bag this season, they have to part ways with Arteta, right? I think most teams would be lucky to have Arteta as manager, but at some point this team has to win the Prem.
Im not sure its good to put yourself into the infinite purgatory of waiting for WoW despite how good the books are...
It's about time I started reading the A Song of Ice and Fire series! (Aka Game of Thrones) I have the illustrated editions for the first four books, sadly the next one is like 6 years away lol. I really like the show so I'm excited to get into the books! #Booksky #ASOIAF #GameofThrones
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Im not sure its good to put yourself into the infinite purgatory of waiting for WoW despite how good the books are...
Maybe the most underrated footballer - he didn't win the champions league/european cup or a Ballon d'Or, had fallouts with the France team, and retired early, but was totally unplayable on nearly the level of Ronaldinho. Not to mention he hates fascists. True hero.
🚨 Never forget the time Eric Cantona embarrassed that entire defence. 👏
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Maybe the most underrated footballer - he didn't win the champions league/european cup or a Ballon d'Or, had fallouts with the France team, and retired early, but was totally unplayable on nearly the level of Ronaldinho. Not to mention he hates fascists. True hero.
This raises questions about RFK Jr.'s chest that need never be answered.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This raises questions about RFK Jr.'s chest that need never be answered.
I know it's a day late, but nothing reveals our libidinal investment in consumerism like the name "Cyber Monday"
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I know it's a day late, but nothing reveals our libidinal investment in consumerism like the name "Cyber Monday"
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me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me, smart, a big-shot university president, paying the Danegeld: that should be the last we hear from the Dane
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I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
The existence of a Post Malone implies the existence of a Pre Malone and just Malone.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The existence of a Post Malone implies the existence of a Pre Malone and just Malone.
Unfortunately, we've lost Vince Offer www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
From the TrueAnon community on Reddit: 'ShamWow guy' running for Congressional seat in Texas on “anti-woke agenda”
Posted by Sneaky_Donkey - 69 votes and 32 comments
www.reddit.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Unfortunately, we've lost Vince Offer www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s...
Debate (sadly) -> grad school -> professor.
I just followed the coaching gigs until I figured out i like writing papers and teaching way more.
I just followed the coaching gigs until I figured out i like writing papers and teaching way more.
There's a post going around asking about your career path lore, but the image lacks alt text so I'll answer here:
My jobs kept involving teaching and business (barista, taekwondo instructor), and I hated business, so figured I should become a teacher.
Joke's on me, all I do now is budgets.
My jobs kept involving teaching and business (barista, taekwondo instructor), and I hated business, so figured I should become a teacher.
Joke's on me, all I do now is budgets.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Debate (sadly) -> grad school -> professor.
I just followed the coaching gigs until I figured out i like writing papers and teaching way more.
I just followed the coaching gigs until I figured out i like writing papers and teaching way more.
Denver International Airport not beating the "there's something up with this place" charges
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Denver International Airport not beating the "there's something up with this place" charges
Heard someone literally say "there's no evidence that Ai racial profiling is more racist than regular cops" today, and it took all of my self control not to explode.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Heard someone literally say "there's no evidence that Ai racial profiling is more racist than regular cops" today, and it took all of my self control not to explode.
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So very proud of Emily Winderman, whose book is out in the world as of this October!! The cover is AMAZING and the book is INCREDIBLE. Pick up a copy for yourself or your library!!
tinyurl.com/Back-Alley-A...
tinyurl.com/Back-Alley-A...
Back-Alley Abortion
A Rhetorical History
tinyurl.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So very proud of Emily Winderman, whose book is out in the world as of this October!! The cover is AMAZING and the book is INCREDIBLE. Pick up a copy for yourself or your library!!
tinyurl.com/Back-Alley-A...
tinyurl.com/Back-Alley-A...
Venezuela v Canada in a friendly on Tuesday night is some real sickos shit.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Venezuela v Canada in a friendly on Tuesday night is some real sickos shit.
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The annoying thing about Larry Summers is that he will not get anywhere near the heat and scrutiny for this as anyone else would for something like listing their pronouns in a syllabus.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The annoying thing about Larry Summers is that he will not get anywhere near the heat and scrutiny for this as anyone else would for something like listing their pronouns in a syllabus.
Who pumped for Zootopia 2? Ready for the We Should Cancel Judy Hopps discourse.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who pumped for Zootopia 2? Ready for the We Should Cancel Judy Hopps discourse.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
Some folks are going to start acting like Jeffrey Epstein is some arbiter of moral goodness just because he didn't like Trump - you should resist this. You can both disregard much of what Epstein said and use Trump's associations with him as a political tool (not that there's any new info here)
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Some folks are going to start acting like Jeffrey Epstein is some arbiter of moral goodness just because he didn't like Trump - you should resist this. You can both disregard much of what Epstein said and use Trump's associations with him as a political tool (not that there's any new info here)
TrueAnon is going to make a meal of this tranche.
*HOUSE PANEL RELEASES ADDITIONAL 20,000 EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
TrueAnon is going to make a meal of this tranche.