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A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A free trial that requires payment details upfront isn't a free trial, it's a trap hoping that you'll forget to cancel.
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We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
We are all dead. We died of Covid in 2020 and are now in hell. It's the only possible way to explain why everything in the world is so fucked up now.
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People who fail to deliver their Kickstarter shouldn't be allowed to make another one.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
People who fail to deliver their Kickstarter shouldn't be allowed to make another one.
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If Fox Propaganda had existed in 1974, Richard Nixon would never have had to resign.
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If Fox Propaganda had existed in 1974, Richard Nixon would never have had to resign.
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The Epstein Files aren’t the only thing Donald is covering up.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Epstein Files aren’t the only thing Donald is covering up.
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If you're getting on a bit and want to do something really nice for your family, then have a good clear out of all the crap you've collected over the years. They will be mourning you but will be lumbered with your many years of hoarding worthless rubbish.
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you're getting on a bit and want to do something really nice for your family, then have a good clear out of all the crap you've collected over the years. They will be mourning you but will be lumbered with your many years of hoarding worthless rubbish.
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You should be able to remove your arms at bedtime to go to sleep. Have a lovely night's sleep and them pop them back on in the morning.
September 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You should be able to remove your arms at bedtime to go to sleep. Have a lovely night's sleep and them pop them back on in the morning.
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If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?
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The least appropriate saying has to be 'a poor workman blames his tools'. Anyone who has ever tried to complete a manual task knows that using the right tool is essential.
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The least appropriate saying has to be 'a poor workman blames his tools'. Anyone who has ever tried to complete a manual task knows that using the right tool is essential.
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All social media apps need an 'undo refresh' button, so you can call back that post you saw for a split second before it disappears into the ether.
August 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
All social media apps need an 'undo refresh' button, so you can call back that post you saw for a split second before it disappears into the ether.
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Weight loss injections aren't cheating because it's not a competition and there are no rules.
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Weight loss injections aren't cheating because it's not a competition and there are no rules.
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Every morning the same choice:
Read the news
Or
Stay sane
Read the news
Or
Stay sane
July 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Every morning the same choice:
Read the news
Or
Stay sane
Read the news
Or
Stay sane
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Back in the good old days when cats were expected to earn their keep.
July 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Back in the good old days when cats were expected to earn their keep.
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Surround yourself with friends who are doing their best, not perfect (it doesnt exist)
Cherish those who show up, try their best, and keep moving forward... that’s what real friendship is.
Cherish those who show up, try their best, and keep moving forward... that’s what real friendship is.
July 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Surround yourself with friends who are doing their best, not perfect (it doesnt exist)
Cherish those who show up, try their best, and keep moving forward... that’s what real friendship is.
Cherish those who show up, try their best, and keep moving forward... that’s what real friendship is.
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Disappointed but not surprised to learn that my cat has once again dragged me out of my bed at night and set me adrift at sea in a rowboat
July 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Disappointed but not surprised to learn that my cat has once again dragged me out of my bed at night and set me adrift at sea in a rowboat
This is the best idea I’ve heard in ages. Bring back Orac!
If you look at the seven main cast member of Jurassic World: Dominion, and get rid of the kid and replace her with some christmas lights in an aquarium, that would be the idea cast for a Hollywood reboot of Blake's 7.
July 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is the best idea I’ve heard in ages. Bring back Orac!
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
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I cannot believe how unqualified he is for this job.
RFK Jr. Admits That Banning Fluoridated Water Will Cause 'More Cavities'—But He's OK With That
He couldn't be more unqualified.
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June 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I cannot believe how unqualified he is for this job.
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The solution is less stuff, not a storage unit.
June 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The solution is less stuff, not a storage unit.
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On balance, I was more comfortable with Fox employees lying about wars than running them.
June 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
On balance, I was more comfortable with Fox employees lying about wars than running them.
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When listening to The Beach Boys, it's a lot more fun to sing along to the backing vocals
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
When listening to The Beach Boys, it's a lot more fun to sing along to the backing vocals
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The more food banks a nation has, the bigger a failure that nation's government is.
June 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The more food banks a nation has, the bigger a failure that nation's government is.