Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.

If this got more views on YouTube than the actual show, it would make my year.

youtu.be/Y54OJC0FtCs

@purplediscomachine.music-social.com Hey big fan, but also old. Got tickets for drumsheds what time do you come on? Do I need to prep my body to staying out until 3am, currently bed before 10.

If an attractive woman is friendly or chatty to me, I assume that she fancies me. That is, until I remember that I'm a fat, bald, middle aged, deluded arsehole.

heh. I’m not an “incel,” you snowflake. I’ve dated plenty of models*

*Claude, Gemini, GPT4.5

why would you send your GK up for the final match winning 5th penalty?

Surprisingly really happy for Crystal Palace. Well done to them.

@milkbarstudios.com I'm sure your aware, but links don't work on the Android Arseblog app. They just take you to an in app web page with no data as per the image.

But so happy to finally have an Android app and can't wait for push notifications. Thanks and @arseblog.com

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The song “humble” by Kendrick Lamar was played right on the final whistle at the Emirates Stadium.

I fucking love this football club… 🤣

Arsenal's Premier League record with Thomas Partey, Martin Odegaard and Declan Rice starting together in midfield: P12 W10 D2 L0. Twenty-nine goals scored and only seven conceded.

Just watching @mrjamesob.bsky.social on Have I Got News For You from a few years back, calling Elon Musk a Bond Villain😂

shout "out" to people who stick around too long at your house