Morphy
@dieselpunkfruit.bsky.social
30+. they/them. fandom blob and wannabe writer.
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Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
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"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
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You may also need a cute cat today. That's enough social media for me.
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
You may also need a cute cat today. That's enough social media for me.
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an update bc yeah??? Of course??? Them???
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
an update bc yeah??? Of course??? Them???
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YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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Pyramid scheme could falter without new rubes.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Pyramid scheme could falter without new rubes.
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
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January 20, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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I was avoiding the bus kidnap story because I assumed it was about The Troubles, but it is not and you should read the Bus Kidnap Story.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I was avoiding the bus kidnap story because I assumed it was about The Troubles, but it is not and you should read the Bus Kidnap Story.
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a historic, unprecedented, nationwide failure to read the fucking room. we're all living in One Battle After Another and these people are reading lines from Parks and Rec. lmk when somebody primaries Warner.
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
a historic, unprecedented, nationwide failure to read the fucking room. we're all living in One Battle After Another and these people are reading lines from Parks and Rec. lmk when somebody primaries Warner.
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i am a middle aged white mom with a minivan. i live in a brick ranch and vote democrat in every election. i am the electoral equivalent of a free space in bingo. I PROMISE THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AT MY KITCHEN TABLE
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i am a middle aged white mom with a minivan. i live in a brick ranch and vote democrat in every election. i am the electoral equivalent of a free space in bingo. I PROMISE THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AT MY KITCHEN TABLE
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*ICE smashing my windshield and pulling me out of my car on my way to drop my kids off at preschool* this is just a distraction from the fact that avocados are $3
Don’t let them distract you. Trump promised lower costs – we just saw the highest grocery inflation in years.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
*ICE smashing my windshield and pulling me out of my car on my way to drop my kids off at preschool* this is just a distraction from the fact that avocados are $3
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The movie Ice Age (March 15, 2002) is older than ICE’s age (March 1, 2003)
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The movie Ice Age (March 15, 2002) is older than ICE’s age (March 1, 2003)
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Goofing around at the enemy fortress 🔔
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Goofing around at the enemy fortress 🔔
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Lords, Ladies, gentlefolk of the land—we gather you here for some most important news!
Announcing Sword Cross'd: an original zine about the life and love of a knight. Now hosting our Interest Check and Mod Apps until February 16!
Wanted: Finance and Shipping mods.
Announcing Sword Cross'd: an original zine about the life and love of a knight. Now hosting our Interest Check and Mod Apps until February 16!
Wanted: Finance and Shipping mods.
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Lords, Ladies, gentlefolk of the land—we gather you here for some most important news!
Announcing Sword Cross'd: an original zine about the life and love of a knight. Now hosting our Interest Check and Mod Apps until February 16!
Wanted: Finance and Shipping mods.
Announcing Sword Cross'd: an original zine about the life and love of a knight. Now hosting our Interest Check and Mod Apps until February 16!
Wanted: Finance and Shipping mods.
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I dismissed this OP outright as clear misinfo (this image is from 2020 and those are not Black Panthers), but scrolling the replies?
It's definitely disinfo that found fertile breeding ground in the only place on the internet that WOULD self-righteously All Lives Matter a Black liberation group.
It's definitely disinfo that found fertile breeding ground in the only place on the internet that WOULD self-righteously All Lives Matter a Black liberation group.
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I dismissed this OP outright as clear misinfo (this image is from 2020 and those are not Black Panthers), but scrolling the replies?
It's definitely disinfo that found fertile breeding ground in the only place on the internet that WOULD self-righteously All Lives Matter a Black liberation group.
It's definitely disinfo that found fertile breeding ground in the only place on the internet that WOULD self-righteously All Lives Matter a Black liberation group.
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Greenlandic politician Tillie Martinussen on the sovereignty of Greenlanders, the greed in the US, and how they view their land. Also comments on how the US treated Natives, as a very good reason to not want to be a part of the US.
youtu.be/xs53IESxz80?...
youtu.be/xs53IESxz80?...
‘Big Miscalculation’: Greenlandic Politician Warns Trump Over Bid to Take Arctic Island | APT
YouTube video by APT
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Greenlandic politician Tillie Martinussen on the sovereignty of Greenlanders, the greed in the US, and how they view their land. Also comments on how the US treated Natives, as a very good reason to not want to be a part of the US.
youtu.be/xs53IESxz80?...
youtu.be/xs53IESxz80?...
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Let's chat about Indigenous people. We always need allies and appreciate those who support and uplift Indigenous peoples. But here's something you need to remember is that while we need you to support us, support does not mean that you SPEAK FOR OR OVER US, nor do you center yourself or your agenda.
January 20, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Let's chat about Indigenous people. We always need allies and appreciate those who support and uplift Indigenous peoples. But here's something you need to remember is that while we need you to support us, support does not mean that you SPEAK FOR OR OVER US, nor do you center yourself or your agenda.
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コアラさんにまぎれて
お昼寝しちゃおうかなぁ〜
お昼寝しちゃおうかなぁ〜
January 20, 2026 at 8:06 AM
コアラさんにまぎれて
お昼寝しちゃおうかなぁ〜
お昼寝しちゃおうかなぁ〜
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anyone with even a teeny tiny amount of critical thinking skills knows that once you start censoring things that you find iCkY in fiction, real people in the queer community and predominantly female communities start getting hurt. people in power will never care if you are a "good" gay.
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
anyone with even a teeny tiny amount of critical thinking skills knows that once you start censoring things that you find iCkY in fiction, real people in the queer community and predominantly female communities start getting hurt. people in power will never care if you are a "good" gay.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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first of the chair purchase comms, ty @fountain1403.bsky.social for getting me to do my first hansry ever!!!!!!! #hansry #kcd2
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
first of the chair purchase comms, ty @fountain1403.bsky.social for getting me to do my first hansry ever!!!!!!! #hansry #kcd2
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.