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dinkydaduke.bsky.social
@dinkydaduke.bsky.social
Ichiban Dumb Fuck
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Scrolling through a dating app and seeing some dude write "I asked AI to write my bio after 2 years of conversations" has to be the second saddest thing on the app. The first is my profile.
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He senses my fear.
May 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Four cards to get to know me!

I do not like creatures.
April 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time baby!!! 😏 [has horrible time, alienates friends + family, dies at age 33]
April 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In another time and in another place, I would have THRIVED as a court eunuch.
April 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"
March 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Go ahead. Put in your bio that you’re “pan poly and partnered.” Tell me you’re “witchy and switchy.” Say you’re “looking for queerdos.” Put that you’re “allowed to play without him.” Match with me even though you’re married. Tell me you’re newly out and a trans woman would be “a good place to start”
March 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Hey quick question, what the fuck?
February 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I got a bill from some blood tests I had done. $558 pre insurance. I pay $266.12 per month for my insurance. Insurance covered $7.01. It will forever remain a mystery why Luigi did the Luigi.
February 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Another week, another Rushmore Rushdown! Check to see how I did!

youtu.be/ohg1vu1ZKD8?...
Tournament VLOG - Rushmore Rushdown #30
YouTube video by Steel Yang
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Fuck Verizon so bad. I try to cancel and get a refund in October they tell me I can't because it's billed in advance. I cancel my full account before my next billing cycle again. They keep charging me. I call to get a refund and can't because it was for "the previous cycle".
December 10, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Trust me there are a bunch of legs back there. Like a ton of them. They stomps.
December 7, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Maybe too on the nose but what tcg/lcg/ccg gamer doesn't love a faerie in blue?
December 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Love that anyone who plays a strategy game called "CIVILIZATION", "AGE OF EMPIRES", "CRUSADER KINGS" etc is a gentle soft-left liberal internationalist nerd, and anyone who plays one called "MAGIC GIRLS GO!! KIRAKIRA PINK HARMONY" is a full-on Nazi
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Imagine how poorly healthcare CEOs must be sleeping right now 😮‍💨 I hope they get to rest in peace soon! 😔
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 AM
This is such a beautiful comparison because the regret from both comes from the societal pressures of your own tastes/identity.
Statistically, more people will regret that's in their Spotify Wrapped this year than will regret transitioning
December 4, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Do digital wings on a digital dragon count? Asking for an anarch runner (me)
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Being trans/gender queer on internet is so funny sometimes because advertisers have no idea what to sell you. One ad is for Hers weight loss and hair restoration the next is for Manly Bands manly wedding rings.
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Don't ask me how I know this, but I guarantee you this man has hit on a woman by calling her "Soul Sister".
December 1, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Well I had a good run before the bots found me. Now to destroy every machine I see today.
November 30, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Turns out I am the type of queer that enjoys Wicked. I'm not sure how I feel about this latest development.
November 29, 2024 at 6:15 AM