Jake P
@dint.bsky.social
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It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s important to contextualize just how much less safe American drivers are than everywhere else in the world, and it’s getting worse!
I’ve purchased three different brands of egg nog in The South - and it’s undeniable: nog is different here. Much more creamy and less eggy. Missing the custard flavor. Disappointing.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’ve purchased three different brands of egg nog in The South - and it’s undeniable: nog is different here. Much more creamy and less eggy. Missing the custard flavor. Disappointing.
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AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
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This is gone now. The East Wing lobby two years ago.
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is gone now. The East Wing lobby two years ago.
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
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People are dunking on this, but having worked in the field of police oversight for the last four years, listening to residents from every part of a major U.S. city, it doesn't surprise me at all.
A few points 🧵
A few points 🧵
More from the Suffolk University poll: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff...
Do you support or oppose "defund the police"?
Support - 21%
Oppose - 74%
Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services?
Support - 54%
Oppose - 41%
Do you support or oppose "defund the police"?
Support - 21%
Oppose - 74%
Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services?
Support - 54%
Oppose - 41%
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
People are dunking on this, but having worked in the field of police oversight for the last four years, listening to residents from every part of a major U.S. city, it doesn't surprise me at all.
A few points 🧵
A few points 🧵
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"the violent narcissists in charge of everything are also stupid and bad at their job" is such a funny silver lining. man i slept great
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"the violent narcissists in charge of everything are also stupid and bad at their job" is such a funny silver lining. man i slept great
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How it's currently going
September 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
How it's currently going
Attempt to recreate mar-a-lago at the white house so he can entertain
September 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Attempt to recreate mar-a-lago at the white house so he can entertain
(In a pro-wrestlers house with kids)
“Yessssss, I said you have to let him headbutt you!”
“You throw that chair right now, Jenna!”
“Yessssss, I said you have to let him headbutt you!”
“You throw that chair right now, Jenna!”
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
(In a pro-wrestlers house with kids)
“Yessssss, I said you have to let him headbutt you!”
“You throw that chair right now, Jenna!”
“Yessssss, I said you have to let him headbutt you!”
“You throw that chair right now, Jenna!”
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Oaf's behavior explained
September 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oaf's behavior explained
I wish i enjoyed anything as much as my kids love stealing my phone and videoing my face and mouth at point blank range - and then playing the video in front of my eyes yelling “LOOK” and laughing demonically.
August 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I wish i enjoyed anything as much as my kids love stealing my phone and videoing my face and mouth at point blank range - and then playing the video in front of my eyes yelling “LOOK” and laughing demonically.
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Jackson, Mississippi, has the nation's highest homicide rate, more than 3 times the rate in DC
Mississippi becomes the fourth state to deploy National Guard troops to Washington, DC. governorreeves.ms.gov/governor-ree...
Governor Reeves Statement On Mississippi National Guard Deployment to Washington, D.C.
Governor Tate Reeves today released the following statement on approving the deployment of approximately 200 Mississippi National Guard Soldiers to Washington , D.C.:
governorreeves.ms.gov
August 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jackson, Mississippi, has the nation's highest homicide rate, more than 3 times the rate in DC
I still find it hard to believe that Slingblade was never exposed to french fries in the many decades he spent in an institution.
July 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I still find it hard to believe that Slingblade was never exposed to french fries in the many decades he spent in an institution.
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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
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The man that sent a mob to sack the Capitol, is about to march the US military around that very same Hill. Let that sink in
June 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The man that sent a mob to sack the Capitol, is about to march the US military around that very same Hill. Let that sink in
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Let's all take a moment to read the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. It's only one sentence.
June 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Let's all take a moment to read the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. It's only one sentence.
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Everyone everywhere drives like an insane asshole most of the time. Bring on the ticket robots. Follow Da Rules or pay up
May 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Everyone everywhere drives like an insane asshole most of the time. Bring on the ticket robots. Follow Da Rules or pay up
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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Looks like ICE is using the New England Patriot’s plane - which is available for charter in the off-season - to carry out their assholery.
Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
April 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Looks like ICE is using the New England Patriot’s plane - which is available for charter in the off-season - to carry out their assholery.
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Is there a word for this sort of language funniness?
April 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is there a word for this sort of language funniness?