Disaster Cluster
@disastercluster.bsky.social
White Sox. Guitar playing videos (coming soon). I’m a husband, teacher, and general dumb-dumb.
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Sorry if this is sexist but why do men scream when they sneeze
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry if this is sexist but why do men scream when they sneeze
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fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
Absolute rug pull at work
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Absolute rug pull at work
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❗️When America has your back: The Economist on the background of recent events
March 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
❗️When America has your back: The Economist on the background of recent events
What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
February 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
February 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
they put in the newspaper that he got bitches
February 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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In college I’d get rides back home from a friend’s cousin who spit chew into an open styrofoam cup in the flimsy fold-out holder on the dash of his honda accord. I’d just stare at the spit rocking dangerously back and forth as we raced through the mississippi valley. feels like that all the time now
February 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
In college I’d get rides back home from a friend’s cousin who spit chew into an open styrofoam cup in the flimsy fold-out holder on the dash of his honda accord. I’d just stare at the spit rocking dangerously back and forth as we raced through the mississippi valley. feels like that all the time now
Drank coffee in the afternoon so that I’d have energy to do stuff when I got home. Instead, I’ve just been pooping
February 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Drank coffee in the afternoon so that I’d have energy to do stuff when I got home. Instead, I’ve just been pooping
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
The Librarian at my school asked me arrange "Lift Every Voice and Sing". It was a very enjoyable endeavor.
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Librarian at my school asked me arrange "Lift Every Voice and Sing". It was a very enjoyable endeavor.
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So the Angels are replace Anthony Rendon with the cheaper version of Anthony Rendon. Makes sense
February 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So the Angels are replace Anthony Rendon with the cheaper version of Anthony Rendon. Makes sense
Weird question: do people name their roombas?!
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Weird question: do people name their roombas?!
The amount of White Sox fans who told me something similar to this last offseason…
PECOTA has the Rockies at 55.5 wins.
I don’t think they’re going to be a *good* baseball team, but I also don’t think they’ll be that bad.
Check back in eight months, I guess!
I don’t think they’re going to be a *good* baseball team, but I also don’t think they’ll be that bad.
Check back in eight months, I guess!
February 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The amount of White Sox fans who told me something similar to this last offseason…
Sunday motivations
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sunday motivations
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an american werewolf in depression
January 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
an american werewolf in depression
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Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
January 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
Student: How can I get my grade up?
Me: Turn in all your missing work.
Student:
Me: Turn in all your missing work.
Student:
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Student: How can I get my grade up?
Me: Turn in all your missing work.
Student:
Me: Turn in all your missing work.
Student:
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
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there are no good billionaires but the left could use a sugar daddy to buy us just an election or two
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
there are no good billionaires but the left could use a sugar daddy to buy us just an election or two
lol so Tik Tok is officially down
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
lol so Tik Tok is officially down