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World class procrastinator
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enjoying your posts 😃. Too lazy to do my own. Down w doomers
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January 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Denmark is a NATO ally. Talking about annexing Greenland is insane.

Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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How soon can we get Mamdani to pry Newsmax out of the fucking taxi cabs? It's a goddamn humiliation that tourists land at our airports, can't take mass transit into the city, and then have propaganda and lies blasted at them from state-controlled channels.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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i think it should be a point of pride for nyc that the safest place for a member of either the jewish or the palestinian diaspora (or anyone else) is the five boroughs and the mayor should be a steward of building and continuing that legacy
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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This isn’t just a cat in a hat, it’s a cat in a hat at the beach.
January 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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there's a kind of affected disinterest that contrarian writers all take on where they justify their own reactionary politics by pretending the things they avoid criticizing are simply boring

but it always turns into a lack of curiosity and insight that makes the writer's observations pointless
Real "oh my god, she admit it" moment here. Trump is treated as an uninteresting figure without agency so we can dump endless criticism on liberals for how they react to his "natural disaster." He "doesn't participate in moral frameworks" lmfao
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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MTG is trash. She is beyond vile and has done so much damage for the past 5 years.

Leave it to mainstream media, establishment hacks, and "moderate" liberals to embrace and elevate her.
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.

This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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so weak ass admin is letting jobs be destroyed, is that his position?
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This is critically important. Democrats need to pass it if they retake Congress. Trump will veto it. So pass it again. Campaign on it. Given current polling, corruption of the FBI, and the brutality of ICE and BP, there’s no better time to say, “Federal police are not above the law.”
Restoring Bivens rights: one bill "would allow citizens to sue for damages resulting from constitutional violations committed by federal officers," while the other "would create a cause of action against federal law enforcement agencies and police depts for constitutional violations."
These congressmen want to give you the right to sue federal law enforcement for violating your rights
The proposed bills aim to codify a 1971 Supreme Court ruling that allowed individuals to sue the feds for Fourth Amendment violations.
reason.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Melania's Christmas decorations are much more inviting this year.
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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This was posted on X by the Chair of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commn.

It’s not that we talk about “identity” & “race” too much. It’s that they wanted to hijack the language,legitimacy & infrastructure we created to vindicate the rights of Black people & women for THEIR race & identity.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Constantin Brâncuși, The Newborn, version I, 1920 (close to the marble of 1915)
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136673
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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it's really suspicious that the national population of Guys exploded right when the number of Fellers started dropping precipitously
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The point of accumulating political power ought to be to do what’s right. Otherwise you’re just hoarding power for its own sake.

Stopping the government from sending innocent people to a foreign prison where they were beaten, sexually assaulted, and tortured was the right thing to do.
An yglesias flashback
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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School photo day for 'Zolá. She nailed it!
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:

“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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We can neither confirm nor deny that we are using drones to assist with the collection of delinquent gambling debts.
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Yep, the Supreme Court really is just a House of Lords—a purely political branch with bizarre veto power, wielded capriciously and without accountability. Time for massive reform.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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expanding the court is the moderate position
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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All corporate CEOs should understand: If you agree to attend an event at the White House, you are very likely to be filmed nodding appreciatively at a delusional racist rant. If you're ok with that, go. If not, you probably should stay away.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM