this confirms something i have long suspected, which is that certain people are told that their professional and academic failures are because of “affirmative action” or “DEI” as a way to avoid difficult conversations about their mediocrity www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

If you don't have a good paying job you should've gone to college to get a degree unless you have a degree and are underpaid then it's your fault for getting a degree and if you don't have one it's your fault you're getting paid poorly unless you have a degree and there are no jobs it's your fault

I visited in 1994 and 1996 and would love to go visit sometime soon

i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me

A pic of my partner and my dog on Thanksgiving.

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TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING

10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs

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Dating me
PRO : I can do the worm
CON : 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 I do the worm

back on my bullshit

allowing worms to eat my brain to become more respected in society

Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

this is what escaping twitter felt like