Dr Suss
@doctorsuss.bsky.social
Dumb phone enjoyer. Give up technology. Embrace your inner monkey.
I don’t understand why these tech executives wanna sell us on AI. AI is not going to make consumer’s lives better, it’s meant to reduce costs (by fucking over their employees). It’s 100% a B2B tool.
Consumers fucking hate AI slop.
Consumers fucking hate AI slop.
DELL EXEC: Consumers are “not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome."
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
@pcgamer.com #CES
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...
Dell seems to be the first to realise we don't actually care about AI PCs
"What we've learned over the course of this year, from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI."
www.pcgamer.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I don’t understand why these tech executives wanna sell us on AI. AI is not going to make consumer’s lives better, it’s meant to reduce costs (by fucking over their employees). It’s 100% a B2B tool.
Consumers fucking hate AI slop.
Consumers fucking hate AI slop.
A Link to the Past. It’s a perfect video game.
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
A Link to the Past. It’s a perfect video game.
I feel so bad for the kids of anti-vaxxers. It’s not their fault that their parents are complete morons.
RFK Jr's HHS had a press call to announce they were — based on no new data — overhauling the childhood vaccine schedule. Senior officials at HHS answered questions but refused to go on the record, saying we could only attribute the quotes to "officials." www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
U.S. overhauls childhood vaccine schedule, recommends fewer shots
The U.S. no longer broadly recommends vaccines for flu, hepatitis A and B, and RSV. Health officials say the guidance aligns with that of peer countries.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I feel so bad for the kids of anti-vaxxers. It’s not their fault that their parents are complete morons.
Happy new year, @lexluddy.xyz! Happy to see you back on Game Mess Mornings!
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Happy new year, @lexluddy.xyz! Happy to see you back on Game Mess Mornings!
Got my EMR licence, got hired as a private medic, helped some people at Lapu Lapu and some other events, got hired as an ambulance paramedic, got accepted into PCP school, got a new job.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Got my EMR licence, got hired as a private medic, helped some people at Lapu Lapu and some other events, got hired as an ambulance paramedic, got accepted into PCP school, got a new job.
Of course HE doesn’t want to argue about AI slop, he owns one of the AI slop producing machines.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
“"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our ‘theory of the mind’ that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other,” says Nadella."
What are you even TALKING ABOUT, man?
What are you even TALKING ABOUT, man?
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is now blogging about AI slop
Nadella doesn’t want to argue about AI slop anymore
www.theverge.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Of course HE doesn’t want to argue about AI slop, he owns one of the AI slop producing machines.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Link canonically fucks.
This thread, wow.
In Zelda 2, a woman appears in each town, beckoning Link into her home. They disappear inside and Link's health begins to refill.
One reddit user recently asked if this scene was *intentionally* suggestive. While that seems very unlikely, I thought I'd look into it.
One reddit user recently asked if this scene was *intentionally* suggestive. While that seems very unlikely, I thought I'd look into it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Link canonically fucks.
Reminder that buying EA means actively supporting a genocidal regime that oppresses women and murder journalists, while helping enrich Trump and his family even more.
There is no ethical consumption in capitalism, but this is particularly egregious.
There is no ethical consumption in capitalism, but this is particularly egregious.
EA shareholders have greenlight the $55BN acquisition by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ea-shar...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ea-shar...
December 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reminder that buying EA means actively supporting a genocidal regime that oppresses women and murder journalists, while helping enrich Trump and his family even more.
There is no ethical consumption in capitalism, but this is particularly egregious.
There is no ethical consumption in capitalism, but this is particularly egregious.
Good call. That looked like sparring for AJ, and Paul looked like he was hanging on for dear life.
Jake Paul is either going to get murdered by Anthony Joshua (this is not hyperbole), or we're going to get some pathetic sparring match where it is obvious Joshua got a huge bag of Saudi money to carry Paul like Mayweather did.
December 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Good call. That looked like sparring for AJ, and Paul looked like he was hanging on for dear life.
Good way to end the year on Game Mess Mornings! @jasonfanelli.com is my favourite guest.
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Good way to end the year on Game Mess Mornings! @jasonfanelli.com is my favourite guest.
Metroid Prime 4 is good. It has great moments, beautiful graphics, solid performance and Samus is as cool as ever. But that dude telling me where to go now that I have a new power is unacceptable.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Metroid Prime 4 is good. It has great moments, beautiful graphics, solid performance and Samus is as cool as ever. But that dude telling me where to go now that I have a new power is unacceptable.
I think Vox is out of ideas. But most people are not.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think Vox is out of ideas. But most people are not.
We should always say his name: Ahmed al-Ahmad.
What he did took an unimaginable amount of courage and I wish him a speedy recovery.
What he did took an unimaginable amount of courage and I wish him a speedy recovery.
“It's the most unbelievable scene I've ever seen,” said New South Wales Premier Chris Minns. “A man walking up to a gunman who had fired on the community and single-handedly disarming him, putting his own life at risk to save the lives of countless other people.” people.com/hero-bystand...
‘Hero’ Bystander Wrestles Gun from 1 of 3 Possible Shooters During Terror Attack That Killed 12 People at Hanukkah Event
A bystander was seen wrestling one of the gunmen involved in the shooting at Australia's Bondi Beach on Sunday, Dec. 14, in a video obtained by 'The Daily Mail.' At least 12 people are dead and 29 oth...
people.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We should always say his name: Ahmed al-Ahmad.
What he did took an unimaginable amount of courage and I wish him a speedy recovery.
What he did took an unimaginable amount of courage and I wish him a speedy recovery.
I don’t get the Geoff Keighley and Game Awards hate.
Is the show good? I don’t like it. So what?
Is it a cash grab? Obviously. This is capitalism, most things are cash grabs.
It’s not about the awards? No shit.
Don’t watch it. Or watch it. Industry awards don’t really matter, in any industry.
Is the show good? I don’t like it. So what?
Is it a cash grab? Obviously. This is capitalism, most things are cash grabs.
It’s not about the awards? No shit.
Don’t watch it. Or watch it. Industry awards don’t really matter, in any industry.
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don’t get the Geoff Keighley and Game Awards hate.
Is the show good? I don’t like it. So what?
Is it a cash grab? Obviously. This is capitalism, most things are cash grabs.
It’s not about the awards? No shit.
Don’t watch it. Or watch it. Industry awards don’t really matter, in any industry.
Is the show good? I don’t like it. So what?
Is it a cash grab? Obviously. This is capitalism, most things are cash grabs.
It’s not about the awards? No shit.
Don’t watch it. Or watch it. Industry awards don’t really matter, in any industry.
I hope they port it to Switch 2. Xbox is a dying platform. Hope it does great on PC!
Another long-dormant title gets a release date
Cyberpunk Platformer Replaced Has Finally Locked In A Release Date
My plans for March have been Replaced
www.well-played.com.au
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I hope they port it to Switch 2. Xbox is a dying platform. Hope it does great on PC!
When something “doesn’t make sense”, it just doesn’t make sense to you. He’s not intelligent enough to comprehend beyond his tiny view of the world.
Tim Sweeney says it makes no sense to disclose if a game uses Ai on the games store page because it will be used in nearly all products in the future.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses."
www.eurogamer.net/epic-games-b...
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses."
www.eurogamer.net/epic-games-b...
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
When something “doesn’t make sense”, it just doesn’t make sense to you. He’s not intelligent enough to comprehend beyond his tiny view of the world.
In therapy, I realized I was still frustrated with myself for not going to med school. So I decided to be a paramedic, as it still helps people and it was achievable at my age.
I got a job with a private company working events. My first event was Lapu Lapu.
Now I can never do anything else.
I got a job with a private company working events. My first event was Lapu Lapu.
Now I can never do anything else.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
In therapy, I realized I was still frustrated with myself for not going to med school. So I decided to be a paramedic, as it still helps people and it was achievable at my age.
I got a job with a private company working events. My first event was Lapu Lapu.
Now I can never do anything else.
I got a job with a private company working events. My first event was Lapu Lapu.
Now I can never do anything else.
After 2 chapters of Dispatch, I’m in.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
After 2 chapters of Dispatch, I’m in.
This is absolutely cursed and also simply amazing. Great work, Pickle Giraffe. Just exceptional stuff.
Coated in the Goat Sauce
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@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
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November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is absolutely cursed and also simply amazing. Great work, Pickle Giraffe. Just exceptional stuff.
As a long time user of @dekudeals.com, here’s my top ten of the decade:
1. Elden Ring
2. Tears of the Kingdom
3. Silksong
4. Balatro
5. Metaphor reFantazio
6. Splatoon 3
7. Hades
8. Ori and the Will of the Wisps
9. Donkey Kong Bananza
10. Animal Crossing New Horizons
1. Elden Ring
2. Tears of the Kingdom
3. Silksong
4. Balatro
5. Metaphor reFantazio
6. Splatoon 3
7. Hades
8. Ori and the Will of the Wisps
9. Donkey Kong Bananza
10. Animal Crossing New Horizons
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
As a long time user of @dekudeals.com, here’s my top ten of the decade:
1. Elden Ring
2. Tears of the Kingdom
3. Silksong
4. Balatro
5. Metaphor reFantazio
6. Splatoon 3
7. Hades
8. Ori and the Will of the Wisps
9. Donkey Kong Bananza
10. Animal Crossing New Horizons
1. Elden Ring
2. Tears of the Kingdom
3. Silksong
4. Balatro
5. Metaphor reFantazio
6. Splatoon 3
7. Hades
8. Ori and the Will of the Wisps
9. Donkey Kong Bananza
10. Animal Crossing New Horizons
My 7yo asked to play Roblox for the first time this week. A couple of her friends play.
Over my dead body. That pedophile infested sewer is a hard no from me.
Over my dead body. That pedophile infested sewer is a hard no from me.
Roblox Adding New 'Age Estimation' Feature That Has Users Concerned
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Roblox Adding New 'Age Estimation' Feature That Has Users Concerned
Roblox is introducing a new age estimation feature that will require children to upload pictures of themselves into an AI tool.
insider-gaming.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My 7yo asked to play Roblox for the first time this week. A couple of her friends play.
Over my dead body. That pedophile infested sewer is a hard no from me.
Over my dead body. That pedophile infested sewer is a hard no from me.
Must suck to be Nico Harrison and absolutely know, with 100% certainty, that you are done as a sports general manager.
No team will touch him with a 10 foot pole. Pretty much every fanbase would riot.
No team will touch him with a 10 foot pole. Pretty much every fanbase would riot.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Must suck to be Nico Harrison and absolutely know, with 100% certainty, that you are done as a sports general manager.
No team will touch him with a 10 foot pole. Pretty much every fanbase would riot.
No team will touch him with a 10 foot pole. Pretty much every fanbase would riot.
Is anyone surprised that Meta is acting like complete assholes? It’s who they are. They enable misinformation, they thrive on hate and they probably see these mods as drivers for demand.
Meta is an evil corporation at its core.
Meta is an evil corporation at its core.
Today in #404DeepDive: People are modding Meta Ray-Bans to spy on you. Already, there are videos with millions of views of men using the glasses to film massage workers, asking for happy endings. What's Meta's response? @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is anyone surprised that Meta is acting like complete assholes? It’s who they are. They enable misinformation, they thrive on hate and they probably see these mods as drivers for demand.
Meta is an evil corporation at its core.
Meta is an evil corporation at its core.
With PS5 around the same sales as PS4 and Xbox decreasing in size, the total console market is smaller. That’s not good.
As PlayStation 5 celebrates its fifth anniversary, Sony reported that the console has cleared 84.2 million units, putting it virtually neck-and-neck with PS4.
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vgc.news/news/on-its-...
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
With PS5 around the same sales as PS4 and Xbox decreasing in size, the total console market is smaller. That’s not good.
This game, on the SNES Classic, reignited my love of gaming. I was a Sega kid, and missed out on most Nintendo games. A Link to the Past opened a door that cannot be closed.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This game, on the SNES Classic, reignited my love of gaming. I was a Sega kid, and missed out on most Nintendo games. A Link to the Past opened a door that cannot be closed.