Dolph Stallone
@dolphstallone.bsky.social
Everton FC, Memphis Grizzles, Memphis Tigers. Live in Memphis, TN. Married, 3 sons. Work on planes. Enjoy a good steak, sushi and a good whiskey. Love date nights with my bride
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Dang. That car can sing
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Dang. That car can sing
This is hilarious!
Jesse Watters tried to make a protester he dubbed "Antifa Kermit" look menacing. I added the words of Secretary of Homeland Security describing Antifa along with some footage of Antifa protesters from an ABC affiliate Local 10 News. The music is royalty free.🎶🪩💃🕺
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is hilarious!
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"How to Stand Up to a Dictator" author @mariaressa.bsky.social explains how social media companies used the Philippines as a testing ground for mass manipulation before employing their tactics in the U.S.
via @thedailyshow.com
via @thedailyshow.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"How to Stand Up to a Dictator" author @mariaressa.bsky.social explains how social media companies used the Philippines as a testing ground for mass manipulation before employing their tactics in the U.S.
via @thedailyshow.com
via @thedailyshow.com
South Sudan's keeper has been channeling his inner Pickford this match. He's had 4-5 class saves, if not for him- Senegal would be up 5-6 goals.
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
South Sudan's keeper has been channeling his inner Pickford this match. He's had 4-5 class saves, if not for him- Senegal would be up 5-6 goals.
Illiman with an assist for Senegal!
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Illiman with an assist for Senegal!
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Happy Birthday @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social I hope you have a great birthday- all the peas you could dream of, a great walk with knobhead and sparking out kopite gilet wearing wools at your leisure.
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Happy Birthday @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social I hope you have a great birthday- all the peas you could dream of, a great walk with knobhead and sparking out kopite gilet wearing wools at your leisure.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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There's literally a subprime car loan crisis going on, two automotive finance companies went bankrupt in the last few weeks, been a rash of squeamish headlines about private equity and finance, high-interest buy now pay later schemes for GROCERIES and medical bills have become a massive industry
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There's literally a subprime car loan crisis going on, two automotive finance companies went bankrupt in the last few weeks, been a rash of squeamish headlines about private equity and finance, high-interest buy now pay later schemes for GROCERIES and medical bills have become a massive industry
That feeling after Grealish scored!
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That feeling after Grealish scored!
Has anyone checked in on @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social after that 5-0 head smashing on Wednesday by Lampard's boys?
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Has anyone checked in on @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social after that 5-0 head smashing on Wednesday by Lampard's boys?
Anyone why Grealish is now out v Palace?
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Anyone why Grealish is now out v Palace?
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Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this:
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this:
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview
open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...
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Bought, not sold. They're doing this in spite of knowing who's paying them. We should all remember. Boycott them all.
Fucking hell, honestly expected better of Bill Burr.
I'd say Marc Maron sums it up nicely.
I'd say Marc Maron sums it up nicely.
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Bought, not sold. They're doing this in spite of knowing who's paying them. We should all remember. Boycott them all.
How are Palace only up by 1? Missed dances and awful calls. Our afterbirth are experts in the dark arts.
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How are Palace only up by 1? Missed dances and awful calls. Our afterbirth are experts in the dark arts.
Ilyas Ansah is the striker we need up top.
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ilyas Ansah is the striker we need up top.
No pen on Allison training Barry down?
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No pen on Allison training Barry down?
Breakfast has arrived, unlike or play. And @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social proper with NO peas.
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Breakfast has arrived, unlike or play. And @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social proper with NO peas.
Awful first half. Waiting on my full Irish breakfast and hopefully a better second half.
September 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Awful first half. Waiting on my full Irish breakfast and hopefully a better second half.
Illiman gets a yellow and then the shite score, are we in the upside down?
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Illiman gets a yellow and then the shite score, are we in the upside down?
No foul on illiman and then a goal typical with the shite.
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
No foul on illiman and then a goal typical with the shite.
If @lastweektonight.com doesn't post this (not mine) and Everton win the derby, then you should mention Up The Fucking Toffees twice in the show and keep blasting away at the shothousery this administration is doing! Triple Dog Dare. Gauntlet thrown sir.
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If @lastweektonight.com doesn't post this (not mine) and Everton win the derby, then you should mention Up The Fucking Toffees twice in the show and keep blasting away at the shothousery this administration is doing! Triple Dog Dare. Gauntlet thrown sir.
So my bride and I had a wonderful anniversary weekend. We had a had a marvelous dinner in a wine cellar, we had breakfast the next morning at The Arcade and spent yesterday in a sports pub meeting awesome people and getting fed jello shots. Best weekend ever!
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So my bride and I had a wonderful anniversary weekend. We had a had a marvelous dinner in a wine cellar, we had breakfast the next morning at The Arcade and spent yesterday in a sports pub meeting awesome people and getting fed jello shots. Best weekend ever!