Just Don't Shoot The Dog
@dontshootthedog.bsky.social
Never-Trumper even before that damnable escalator ride.
Recovered (former) Texan.
#adoptDontShop
#BakingIsMyJam
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Recovered (former) Texan.
#adoptDontShop
#BakingIsMyJam
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Pinned
Planning ahead, I'm gathering recipes/cooking recommendations.
1,2 -- Jerky (dry rub, smoked)
3 -- reverse sear
1,2 -- Jerky (dry rub, smoked)
3 -- reverse sear
Imagine how much better the WORLD would be if only his parents had given him their love.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Imagine how much better the WORLD would be if only his parents had given him their love.
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he's only referring to the "peace" of mind he gets knowing the kompromat on him won't be released right away
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
he's only referring to the "peace" of mind he gets knowing the kompromat on him won't be released right away
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Put Elon in a fucking roomba.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Put Elon in a fucking roomba.
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Even his shirt wears eyeliner
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Even his shirt wears eyeliner
When toasting your nuts, it's important to set a timer. By the time you smell them, it's usually too late. $10 of pecan halves up in smoke (almost literally). #baking
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When toasting your nuts, it's important to set a timer. By the time you smell them, it's usually too late. $10 of pecan halves up in smoke (almost literally). #baking
Can't stop thinking about this:
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can't stop thinking about this:
For my baking pals here in the Sky, which should I bake for this year's holiday season, stollen or panettone?
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For my baking pals here in the Sky, which should I bake for this year's holiday season, stollen or panettone?
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
My friends and family can only handle one dried-fruit-laden gift bread. I have almond paste if I decide to go that way.
ANYONE proven to rape children or participate in CSAM belongs in jail. Like most normal people, I don't care if they're R, D, I, or apolitical. Due process their perverted asses directly to REAL prison. No country-club jails, no catered lunches, etc.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
I LOVE the smell of panic in the morning.
What Trump fails to understand is, if there are democrats who raped children, I WANT THEM IN JAIL AS WELL.
This is not partisan.
Child rapists belong in jail isn’t a controversial opinion.
What Trump fails to understand is, if there are democrats who raped children, I WANT THEM IN JAIL AS WELL.
This is not partisan.
Child rapists belong in jail isn’t a controversial opinion.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ANYONE proven to rape children or participate in CSAM belongs in jail. Like most normal people, I don't care if they're R, D, I, or apolitical. Due process their perverted asses directly to REAL prison. No country-club jails, no catered lunches, etc.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#PrisonForPedophiles
Longish thread. Stick with it, people, Seth knows his shit.
(🧵) This thread from a retired journalism professor who helped usher in the era of metajournalism in the 2010s—and has written a book on the relationship between Trump and Epstein as part of his NYT-bestselling Proof Series—explains how to report properly on the Trump-Epstein Scandal.
Here we go.
Here we go.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Longish thread. Stick with it, people, Seth knows his shit.
Lots of "blue" dots in those "red" states, including entire CITIES.
Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lots of "blue" dots in those "red" states, including entire CITIES.
Brand-new recipe book ("The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies," Marissa Rothkopf-Bates) already has battle scars. Relax people, it's just vanilla extract.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Brand-new recipe book ("The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies," Marissa Rothkopf-Bates) already has battle scars. Relax people, it's just vanilla extract.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
#baking #marissaRothkopf.
Triple chocolate mousse cake I made for a friend who enjoys food with contrasting textures. My attempt to temper and make white, milk, and dark chocolate/raspberry curls ended up with shards, not curls. whadaya gonna do!? btw, the small brown things on top are chocolate pearl sugar, NOT mouse turds!
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Triple chocolate mousse cake I made for a friend who enjoys food with contrasting textures. My attempt to temper and make white, milk, and dark chocolate/raspberry curls ended up with shards, not curls. whadaya gonna do!? btw, the small brown things on top are chocolate pearl sugar, NOT mouse turds!
Early birthday present! I now want to bake ALL THE COOKIES.
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Early birthday present! I now want to bake ALL THE COOKIES.
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
@marissarothkopf.bsky.social
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1. too dumb/fat to get into Regular Army
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
1. too dumb/fat to get into Regular Army
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
2. too undisciplined to make it through legit police/Fed academy
3. too violent to be a prison guard.
Behold! ICE's "Talent Pool".
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This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.
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Good bunny + Bad Bunny
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Good bunny + Bad Bunny
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Trump’s parade attendance seems a little small in comparison.
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump’s parade attendance seems a little small in comparison.
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An ICE agent arrested for drunk driving with his kids in the car tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers (“Are you Haitian?”)
These are the agents Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem are hiring to carry out their cruel immigration policies
These are the agents Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem are hiring to carry out their cruel immigration policies
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
An ICE agent arrested for drunk driving with his kids in the car tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers (“Are you Haitian?”)
These are the agents Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem are hiring to carry out their cruel immigration policies
These are the agents Stephen Miller & Kristi Noem are hiring to carry out their cruel immigration policies
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Don't forget your Antifa Battle Flags!
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Don't forget your Antifa Battle Flags!
This is not America.
Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
issuu.com/idsnews/docs...
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is not America.
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HEADS UP BALTIMORE, ICE ON THE WATERFRONT
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
HEADS UP BALTIMORE, ICE ON THE WATERFRONT
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Way to stick the landing, General Grindr.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Way to stick the landing, General Grindr.