Wimbledon commentators are insufferable

dude i cant believe im getting paid to do shit i was doing for free lmao and no this isnt some scam trap im just excited about my new job 😂

listen i came to this website for the same reason as everyone else: to shitpost my way through societal collapse

adhd today got me like

this image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard him with respect or disgust?

The state of social media today

Best parallel I can think of is if we tried to invade Canada because we thought Vancouver was basically ours, the entire US military got tied up in the forest, then Blackwater turned on us and started heading towards DC overnight, except Blackwater was financed by Rachael Ray.

*moms garage

"If you need me," said my 7 year old son, "I'll be in my mind."

no rules streetfighting lmao what a dumb fucking loser

100% convinced you could get at least a few billionaires to put themselves into jigsaw traps if you told them it was an exclusive experience

Fuuuuck 😂

tfw you’re piloting a submersible with a Wii remote but forget to put the wrist strap on and accidentally fling it into the windshield causing the vessel to rapidly depressurize

It really would be embarrassing if you spent your first two days at a new job on the phone to tech support because you locked yourself out... but to then hear them say "I've never seen this before". FML.

jk rowling wanted to call someone a mudblood and then the entire harry potter series was her working backwards from that

[opens twitter, sees all the dumbass vax debate stuff]

[closes twitter]

well, at least there’s bluesky

[opens bluesky, sees everyone talking about all the dumbass vax debate stuff on twitter]

Mili here's my username–add me in a month and i'll teach you everything i know about skeeting <3