Dot hog
@dothog.bsky.social
Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌
Can't believe people on social just give away the solutions to all the world's problems for free and we haven't tried any of them.
December 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can't believe people on social just give away the solutions to all the world's problems for free and we haven't tried any of them.
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA.
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA.
My man singing "let it snow let it snow let it snow" like I was going to go outside and try to stop it.
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My man singing "let it snow let it snow let it snow" like I was going to go outside and try to stop it.
Ok. So homemade eggnog...
Imagine Bailey's if it was good instead of gross.
Also, you'll get rosy cheeked and red nosed like a 19th century Christmas caroller because this shit is STRONG.
Imagine Bailey's if it was good instead of gross.
Also, you'll get rosy cheeked and red nosed like a 19th century Christmas caroller because this shit is STRONG.
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ok. So homemade eggnog...
Imagine Bailey's if it was good instead of gross.
Also, you'll get rosy cheeked and red nosed like a 19th century Christmas caroller because this shit is STRONG.
Imagine Bailey's if it was good instead of gross.
Also, you'll get rosy cheeked and red nosed like a 19th century Christmas caroller because this shit is STRONG.
Finally drinking the eggnog I started aging 3 weeks ago.
First time having something not from a grocery and it is wildly different and boozy enough to actually make me feel some holiday cheer.
Used planteray xaymaca rum and Elijah Craig Bourbon.
First time having something not from a grocery and it is wildly different and boozy enough to actually make me feel some holiday cheer.
Used planteray xaymaca rum and Elijah Craig Bourbon.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Finally drinking the eggnog I started aging 3 weeks ago.
First time having something not from a grocery and it is wildly different and boozy enough to actually make me feel some holiday cheer.
Used planteray xaymaca rum and Elijah Craig Bourbon.
First time having something not from a grocery and it is wildly different and boozy enough to actually make me feel some holiday cheer.
Used planteray xaymaca rum and Elijah Craig Bourbon.
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas and You Can Too!
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How the Grinch Stole Christmas and You Can Too!
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*me, heading home to my childhood hometown that I haven't lived in for 20 plus years*
Everything is different. What the fuck.
Everything is different. What the fuck.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*me, heading home to my childhood hometown that I haven't lived in for 20 plus years*
Everything is different. What the fuck.
Everything is different. What the fuck.
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Your true love gives some wild gifts for Xmas.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Your true love gives some wild gifts for Xmas.
When the forecast says a high of 65 on Christmas Eve.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When the forecast says a high of 65 on Christmas Eve.
Someone needs to tell the people working the meat counter at Costco that when they said it's their job to butcher the meat, that's not what they meant.
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Someone needs to tell the people working the meat counter at Costco that when they said it's their job to butcher the meat, that's not what they meant.
*MJ voice*
Jimmy Dean
Is not my lover.
He's just a man
Who feeds me sausage for fun.
Jimmy Dean
Is not my lover.
He's just a man
Who feeds me sausage for fun.
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
*MJ voice*
Jimmy Dean
Is not my lover.
He's just a man
Who feeds me sausage for fun.
Jimmy Dean
Is not my lover.
He's just a man
Who feeds me sausage for fun.
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
Your true love gives some wild gifts for Xmas.
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Your true love gives some wild gifts for Xmas.
*me, heading home to my childhood hometown that I haven't lived in for 20 plus years*
Everything is different. What the fuck.
Everything is different. What the fuck.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*me, heading home to my childhood hometown that I haven't lived in for 20 plus years*
Everything is different. What the fuck.
Everything is different. What the fuck.
Can't tell if Al Gore put on some weight or this is Jiminy Glick?
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Can't tell if Al Gore put on some weight or this is Jiminy Glick?
Do you know how fast John McClain would've showed those terrorist bozos the exit if that dick head on the plane didn't tell him to make fists with his toes?
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Do you know how fast John McClain would've showed those terrorist bozos the exit if that dick head on the plane didn't tell him to make fists with his toes?
Sometimes there is a record and you don't care what's on it, you just want it on your shelf
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sometimes there is a record and you don't care what's on it, you just want it on your shelf
How the Grinch Stole Christmas and You Can Too!
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How the Grinch Stole Christmas and You Can Too!
Greetings from the (soon to be shut down) world's leading source of climate alarmism.
On December 17th, it is 68 degrees with wind gusts of up to 85 mph, and red flag warnings.
At least we'll get some moisture, I guess?🤷
On December 17th, it is 68 degrees with wind gusts of up to 85 mph, and red flag warnings.
At least we'll get some moisture, I guess?🤷
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Greetings from the (soon to be shut down) world's leading source of climate alarmism.
On December 17th, it is 68 degrees with wind gusts of up to 85 mph, and red flag warnings.
At least we'll get some moisture, I guess?🤷
On December 17th, it is 68 degrees with wind gusts of up to 85 mph, and red flag warnings.
At least we'll get some moisture, I guess?🤷
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Before the 1990s, plane crashes caused by microbursts used to kill planeloads of people fairly regularly.
Dr. Ted Fujita and NCAR scientists figured out how to detect microbursts and warn pilots about them.
Since then? Zero airliner crashes from microbursts.
Dr. Ted Fujita and NCAR scientists figured out how to detect microbursts and warn pilots about them.
Since then? Zero airliner crashes from microbursts.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Before the 1990s, plane crashes caused by microbursts used to kill planeloads of people fairly regularly.
Dr. Ted Fujita and NCAR scientists figured out how to detect microbursts and warn pilots about them.
Since then? Zero airliner crashes from microbursts.
Dr. Ted Fujita and NCAR scientists figured out how to detect microbursts and warn pilots about them.
Since then? Zero airliner crashes from microbursts.
Dentist appointment? Look, I don't think I'm qualified. You should appoint some one else.
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Dentist appointment? Look, I don't think I'm qualified. You should appoint some one else.
Eating moldy bread. How's your night going?
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Eating moldy bread. How's your night going?
BTW
In Boulder, where NCAR ("one of the leading sources of climate alarmism") is located...
It has been 60+ degrees for the past week with high winds, high fire danger, and we got the latest first recorded snowfall on record.
In Boulder, where NCAR ("one of the leading sources of climate alarmism") is located...
It has been 60+ degrees for the past week with high winds, high fire danger, and we got the latest first recorded snowfall on record.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
BTW
In Boulder, where NCAR ("one of the leading sources of climate alarmism") is located...
It has been 60+ degrees for the past week with high winds, high fire danger, and we got the latest first recorded snowfall on record.
In Boulder, where NCAR ("one of the leading sources of climate alarmism") is located...
It has been 60+ degrees for the past week with high winds, high fire danger, and we got the latest first recorded snowfall on record.
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NCAR is foundational scientific infrastructure. This is escalating the assault on climate science, and there is a direct line between this step and the loss of many human lives.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
NCAR is foundational scientific infrastructure. This is escalating the assault on climate science, and there is a direct line between this step and the loss of many human lives.
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When will my husband return from the war on Christmas
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
When will my husband return from the war on Christmas