Doubtingsalmon
@doubtingsalmon.bsky.social
ATL.
Librarian.
Gravity Falls enthusiast.
A nerd fighting with work, life, and the undying NEED to create.
Librarian.
Gravity Falls enthusiast.
A nerd fighting with work, life, and the undying NEED to create.
So sleepy but the power couple of anxiety x pain are insisting I stay awake. Uuugh.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
So sleepy but the power couple of anxiety x pain are insisting I stay awake. Uuugh.
I need to know how some people land audiobook gigs when they are…not great at it.
Just started a new book, and I really want to read it so I’m gonna power through in spite of the narrator.
Just started a new book, and I really want to read it so I’m gonna power through in spite of the narrator.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I need to know how some people land audiobook gigs when they are…not great at it.
Just started a new book, and I really want to read it so I’m gonna power through in spite of the narrator.
Just started a new book, and I really want to read it so I’m gonna power through in spite of the narrator.
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I’m apparently just going to keep making him little outfits from #thebookofbill.
#gravityfalls #billcipher
#gravityfalls #billcipher
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’m apparently just going to keep making him little outfits from #thebookofbill.
#gravityfalls #billcipher
#gravityfalls #billcipher
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if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Will I finally buckle down and write my TBOB treatise this winter break?
I just have so many things to complain about XD
I just have so many things to complain about XD
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Will I finally buckle down and write my TBOB treatise this winter break?
I just have so many things to complain about XD
I just have so many things to complain about XD
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Good nostalgia post, also 'tis the season for it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Good nostalgia post, also 'tis the season for it.
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New trailer for Adult Swim’s ‘THE ELEPHANT’ drops.
The four-episode special from Cartoon Network vets premieres December 19 at 11PM EST.
#TheElephant #AdultSwim
The four-episode special from Cartoon Network vets premieres December 19 at 11PM EST.
#TheElephant #AdultSwim
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New trailer for Adult Swim’s ‘THE ELEPHANT’ drops.
The four-episode special from Cartoon Network vets premieres December 19 at 11PM EST.
#TheElephant #AdultSwim
The four-episode special from Cartoon Network vets premieres December 19 at 11PM EST.
#TheElephant #AdultSwim
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The Institute of Museum and Library Services, the federal agency that provides funding for America's libraries, has announced it is reinstating all grants it had previously terminated, including those to libraries and library organizations across the U.S.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Institute of Museum and Library Services, the federal agency that provides funding for America's libraries, has announced it is reinstating all grants it had previously terminated, including those to libraries and library organizations across the U.S.
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
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WE GOT FERNS, folks.
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
Pteridology (FERNS) with Dr. Fay-Wei Li — alie ward
Fronds. Forest dwellers. Spores. Houseplants. Queer icons. We’ve got ferns. The charming and hilarious professor and author of “Ferns: Lessons in Survival from Earth’s Most Adaptable Plants,” Dr. Fay-...
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December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
WE GOT FERNS, folks.
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
I hope you like ferns. If you don’t, just listen and you will like ferns. 🌿🌿🌿
Dr. Li is hilarious and charming and you will love him. And ferns.
In conclusion: ferns.
www.alieward.com/ologies/pter...
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I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"
I can’t believe Bill Cipher just gave me jury duty.
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t believe Bill Cipher just gave me jury duty.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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My first mild shock encountering AI: my furnace went out on Friday morning and I called three local HVAC companies. All three had an A.I. answer the call, but only two of them disclosed it. The third 100% pretended to be human and was programmed to avoid saying otherwise.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My first mild shock encountering AI: my furnace went out on Friday morning and I called three local HVAC companies. All three had an A.I. answer the call, but only two of them disclosed it. The third 100% pretended to be human and was programmed to avoid saying otherwise.
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To get people to buy one book, IN ADDITION to what the publisher did:
81 podcast appearances
35 promo videos posted to TikTok/Reels/YT/etc
14 pieces of promo text content (columns, interviews, reddit AMAs)
$30k out of pocket (including a trailer, various giveaways, ad placements).
81 podcast appearances
35 promo videos posted to TikTok/Reels/YT/etc
14 pieces of promo text content (columns, interviews, reddit AMAs)
$30k out of pocket (including a trailer, various giveaways, ad placements).
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
To get people to buy one book, IN ADDITION to what the publisher did:
81 podcast appearances
35 promo videos posted to TikTok/Reels/YT/etc
14 pieces of promo text content (columns, interviews, reddit AMAs)
$30k out of pocket (including a trailer, various giveaways, ad placements).
81 podcast appearances
35 promo videos posted to TikTok/Reels/YT/etc
14 pieces of promo text content (columns, interviews, reddit AMAs)
$30k out of pocket (including a trailer, various giveaways, ad placements).
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uncharted waters
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
uncharted waters
I’m tired of trends I’m I tired of sequels I’m tired of stores filled with aisles and aisles of stuff that no one needs I’m so so tired
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m tired of trends I’m I tired of sequels I’m tired of stores filled with aisles and aisles of stuff that no one needs I’m so so tired
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I love you production assistants I love you cleanup artists I love you background artists I love you editors I love you compositors I love you coordinators I love you everyone at outsource animation studios who are the backbone of this entire industry and deserve more than they get I love you layout
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I love you production assistants I love you cleanup artists I love you background artists I love you editors I love you compositors I love you coordinators I love you everyone at outsource animation studios who are the backbone of this entire industry and deserve more than they get I love you layout
Wanna bitch about something personal but no one’s gonna care so I’m just gonna
a close up of an opossum with its mouth open and a red background that says aaa
ALT: a close up of an opossum with its mouth open and a red background that says aaa
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Wanna bitch about something personal but no one’s gonna care so I’m just gonna