Dried Up Husk
@drieduphusk.bsky.social
a shell of a man. a dried up husk of one's former self.
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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Illinois Senator Dick Durbin's statement on why he voted to confirm Marco Rubio for Secretary of State:
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Illinois Senator Dick Durbin's statement on why he voted to confirm Marco Rubio for Secretary of State:
I'm an anti-capitalist until Yankee Candle has their annual holiday sale, then I'm selling out to Big Candle™️
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I'm an anti-capitalist until Yankee Candle has their annual holiday sale, then I'm selling out to Big Candle™️
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Wrong. Chicagoans have a responsibility to tip over each delivery bot they see, that's the only way to get them off the streets.
From the Editorial Board: The delivery robots are fun and friendly; let ’em be and get back to work on the budget. We don’t need another solution to a nonexistent problem.
Editorial: Chill out aldermen, the delivery robots are cute
Let the sandwich robots be. They’re fun additions to our sidewalks.
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wrong. Chicagoans have a responsibility to tip over each delivery bot they see, that's the only way to get them off the streets.
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
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Dim sum good ass dumplins
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dim sum good ass dumplins
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This is on JB, who supposedly sent ISP there to "protect" protesters from ICE. In reality, he just freed up ICE capacity to storm our neighborhoods and disappear people. Shameful from a man who has big words for Trump and Noem on television.
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This is on JB, who supposedly sent ISP there to "protect" protesters from ICE. In reality, he just freed up ICE capacity to storm our neighborhoods and disappear people. Shameful from a man who has big words for Trump and Noem on television.
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I can’t get over how beyond despicable it is to detain street vendors, people that keep our streets vibrant and safer because of their presence. Street vendors are some of the most vulnerable and visible yet we are being told their detainment is to keep us safe. Ridiculous.
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can’t get over how beyond despicable it is to detain street vendors, people that keep our streets vibrant and safer because of their presence. Street vendors are some of the most vulnerable and visible yet we are being told their detainment is to keep us safe. Ridiculous.
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now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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i'm sorry because this is mean and not constructive but this might be the most unpleasant looking person i've ever seen. bro looks like they AI de-aged Alan Dershowitz
A Chicago alderman is arguing that President Donald Trump's offer to send National Guard troops should be accepted to help combat crime in the nation's third-largest city.
Chicago alderman: Let troops in so CPD can work in neighborhoods
Alderman Raymond Lopez, a Democrat representing the 15th Ward on Chicago’s West Side, said residents “live in a state of fear.”
wgntv.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
i'm sorry because this is mean and not constructive but this might be the most unpleasant looking person i've ever seen. bro looks like they AI de-aged Alan Dershowitz
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signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
He's got my vote!
August 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
He's got my vote!
He can take Jimmy Fallon tbh, credit will be due where credit is due 🤷♂️
Trump Calls for Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon to Be Fired and He Wants the Credit For It
Donald Trump called for prominent talk show hosts Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel to be fired, with hopes that he "played a major part" in those decisions.
www.latintimes.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He can take Jimmy Fallon tbh, credit will be due where credit is due 🤷♂️
Being a fan of the Chicago Cubs is Boomer-coded, but I've got to admit the vibes at Wrigley are immaculate
July 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Being a fan of the Chicago Cubs is Boomer-coded, but I've got to admit the vibes at Wrigley are immaculate
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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born to ride the train. forced to drive
July 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
born to ride the train. forced to drive
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"we didn't stop the bill and are running out of time to stop zohran mamdani, send us $5 to keep us in that fight"
July 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"we didn't stop the bill and are running out of time to stop zohran mamdani, send us $5 to keep us in that fight"
Masterful gambit, Mr. Musk 🧐
So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.
June 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Masterful gambit, Mr. Musk 🧐