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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
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Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Man Sneaks Bag Of Outside Stimuli Into Sensory Deprivation Tank https://theonion.com/man-sneaks-bag-of-outside-stimuli-into-sensory-deprivation-tank/
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...
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December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Year-end critics’ lists exist for people to fight over, so I’m happy when people complain about them. But the complaint I will never get is, “I’ve never heard of most of these movies/albums/shows.” Yes, and? Why be mad about learning about stuff you didn’t know before from the news?
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Year-end critics’ lists exist for people to fight over, so I’m happy when people complain about them. But the complaint I will never get is, “I’ve never heard of most of these movies/albums/shows.” Yes, and? Why be mad about learning about stuff you didn’t know before from the news?
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can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
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Idealizing Chinese ways of doing stuff instead of considering who wins and who gets silenced like you do any political system
is a form of orientalist lazy analysis
is a form of orientalist lazy analysis
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Idealizing Chinese ways of doing stuff instead of considering who wins and who gets silenced like you do any political system
is a form of orientalist lazy analysis
is a form of orientalist lazy analysis
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
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Every 15 minutes i pick up this little rectangle and beam fresh mental illness directly into my brain for free. Well not for free, the rectangle cost like a thousand dollars and the privilege of using it out of doors costs hundreds of dollars every year on top of that, but still what a deal
April 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Every 15 minutes i pick up this little rectangle and beam fresh mental illness directly into my brain for free. Well not for free, the rectangle cost like a thousand dollars and the privilege of using it out of doors costs hundreds of dollars every year on top of that, but still what a deal
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🕯️ today is Trans Day of Remembrance. 🕯️
spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
In Memoriam — Trans Remembrance Project
www.transremembrance.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🕯️ today is Trans Day of Remembrance. 🕯️
spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost.
www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
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Treating Al Jazeera and Nick Fuentes like equivalent things is fucking disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Treating Al Jazeera and Nick Fuentes like equivalent things is fucking disgusting.
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remember how dave matthews band dumped their poop on people
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
remember how dave matthews band dumped their poop on people
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To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
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This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
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Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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Psionic Ritual
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate
AD: Deborah Garcia
“Shared with permission from WOTC - TM and © Wizards of the Coast”
#MTG #MagictheGathering
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate
AD: Deborah Garcia
“Shared with permission from WOTC - TM and © Wizards of the Coast”
#MTG #MagictheGathering
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Psionic Ritual
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate
AD: Deborah Garcia
“Shared with permission from WOTC - TM and © Wizards of the Coast”
#MTG #MagictheGathering
Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's Gate
AD: Deborah Garcia
“Shared with permission from WOTC - TM and © Wizards of the Coast”
#MTG #MagictheGathering
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume