Duncan
@duncmasterfunk.bsky.social
Making podcasts and music and stuff
Pour one out
and here i was, eager to begin my weekend with a joyous Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Pour one out
Setting up a recurring donation is easy to do, and it feels good chipping in every month!
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Setting up a recurring donation is easy to do, and it feels good chipping in every month!
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
His family, convinced grave markers are beyond the capabilities of human craftsmanship, are appealing to the heavens for assistance in accordance with his will
Famed pseudoarchaeological content creator Erich von Däniken, best known for his popularization and promotion of ancient aliens claims, has died at age 90.
Erich von Däniken, Swiss writer who spawned alien archaeology, dies at 90
Erich von Däniken, the Swiss author whose bestselling books about the extraterrestrial origins of ancient civilizations brought him fame among paranormal enthusiasts and scorn from the scientific comm...
www.ctvnews.ca
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
His family, convinced grave markers are beyond the capabilities of human craftsmanship, are appealing to the heavens for assistance in accordance with his will
Even the news shows on Nebula are scared to call this the insane war crime that it is. Fully compliant media.
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Even the news shows on Nebula are scared to call this the insane war crime that it is. Fully compliant media.
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There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
Fuckin' right
I do believe the swearer.
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Fuckin' right
Whose Kid Is This!? [Traditional]
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Whose Kid Is This!? [Traditional]
At this rate, it'll be day all day before too long
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
At this rate, it'll be day all day before too long
All 1200 were people dunking on it. Lovely stuff
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All 1200 were people dunking on it. Lovely stuff
OpenAI advertising in every single platform I visit is surely a sign the company is doing super well and people are adopting the product en masse
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
OpenAI advertising in every single platform I visit is surely a sign the company is doing super well and people are adopting the product en masse
Getting Vince Guaraldi-pilled this Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Getting Vince Guaraldi-pilled this Christmas
Bonus points if it snakes out of your pocket through the power of telekenesis
Pro tip: does your nose bleed every time you use your telekinesis? Consider carrying a hankie in your pocket
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bonus points if it snakes out of your pocket through the power of telekenesis
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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Another day, another trip to the Youtube settings to turn off video previews that have magically turned themselves back on
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Another day, another trip to the Youtube settings to turn off video previews that have magically turned themselves back on
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Genuinely funny that all the talk of "if a deal seems to good to be true, it probably is"went right out the fuckin' window when it came to promises from big tech
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Genuinely funny that all the talk of "if a deal seems to good to be true, it probably is"went right out the fuckin' window when it came to promises from big tech
Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million-dollar house...
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million-dollar house...
The haircut is complete and to mark the occasion the ceremonial shampoo has been washed down the drain while I recalibrate my future shampoo needs
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The haircut is complete and to mark the occasion the ceremonial shampoo has been washed down the drain while I recalibrate my future shampoo needs
Don't tell me how to pick a season
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don't tell me how to pick a season
As someone who used to google very specific tech problems and used to find solutions easily, holy fuck Google AI lies all the time about everything
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As someone who used to google very specific tech problems and used to find solutions easily, holy fuck Google AI lies all the time about everything
Historically doing the same shit we've always done, thanks dude
OTTAWA – A nickel mine in northern Ontario, a hydroelectric project in Iqaluit and a transmission line on the northern coast of British Columbia are among the new list of major projects Prime Minister Mark Carney is expected to submit for a fast-track approval process on Thursday.
Carney to announce latest batch of Major Project Office referrals today
OTTAWA – A nickel mine in northern Ontario, a hydroelectric project in Iqaluit and a transmission line on the northern coast of British Columbia are among the new list of major projects Prime Minister Mark Carney is expected to submit for a fast-track approval process on Thursday.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Historically doing the same shit we've always done, thanks dude
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
Forgot to post this last weekend, pretty happy with a few days of work
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Forgot to post this last weekend, pretty happy with a few days of work
This is going to be a crude South Park joke
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is going to be a crude South Park joke