dylan gabriel 💜
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dylan gabriel 💜
@dylan-gabriel.bsky.social
she/they. princess of pyramids. chicago. melodrama tour attendee

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There is so much healing in getting high and playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
June 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pokémon music player intros have absolutely sent me
March 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Teoscar just high fived Pikachu, it's baseball season babyyyyy
March 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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I have a Samsung washer and dryer and when they finish running they play a little classical music melody. One time I looked up what song it was, and found a forum post where a guy was so angry at the tune that he called it “pathetic”.
March 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord.

Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
car selfie before I had to go to my dang job 😮‍💨
February 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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MAGA: "WAIT! YOU CAN'T USE OUR BAD FAITH SCHOOLYARD HARRASMENT AGAINST US!!!!"
February 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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dragonite express mail 📨
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
when you're watching the Ken Kesey Oregon Experience documentary and the government gives him the psychedelics in the first place in lab trials, that's amore
February 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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sad morning for the US hockey team who are back to their day jobs, Tkachuk'ing dick at the dick Tkachuk'ing factory
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Disney Star Wars
Amazon James Bond
Red Lobster 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Home Depot MASH
Spirit Halloween in a closed down Michaels Hellraiser
February 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Bag of sludge ヘドロのバッグ (NTSC-J): 19$

Bag of sludge retro RARE (NTSC-U): 200$
February 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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lol I’m just remembering that time they were like “Look! AOC did a VIDEO when she was YOUNG where she SINGS and DANCES.”
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
just got home from work moment of zen type scenes over here
youtu.be/Mn79bwvuTGc?...
Looming - New Eyes
YouTube video by No Sleep Records
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February 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
was fortunate to see Stars from Montreal last night. listening to them talk about playing in the old Chicago at schubas etc I feel strongly like our generation had better access to good live music and to going out in general than we are giving to the generation coming up now
February 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Only a thin ribbon of human history ever got to juggle a guy in mortal kombat at an arcade with 12 kids behind you yelling OOOH
February 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
it was my great pleasure and privilege today to land the worst kickflip backside 360 ever performed
February 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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My new single that comes out in 6 days has a dildo on the cover art and the song is about God’s Dick… I won’t really be able to promote it on meta platforms and I’m almost positive Spotify will either remove it or suppress it. Physical media is important.
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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NEW - Nashville Predators fans booed the Canadian national anthem tonight. And then got crushed by the Ottawa Senators on the ice. Go Sens Go.
February 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
the "strange memories on this nervous night in las vegas" monologue in fear and loathing 😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
PUP were so right about the dream being over
February 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM