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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 25d

It’s good to know that if I ever suddenly and tragically become the subject of media attention, the best they will be able to glean from my online presence is “Facebook Marketplace power user” or “frequent contributor to r/succulents”

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 59m

Yep, it was so half-baked with zeitgeisty buzzwords, lazy rhyme schemes and same-y melodies. Everything needed a second or third draft.

Also I don’t need a mid-30s billionaire writing about high school prom, breaking her arm on a trampoline when she was 8, or starting mean girl feuds. Grow up.

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 21h

Ohhhh this explains an awful lot of things about an awful lot of people.

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 21h

🎶Ninja Turtles, Wizard Frog
Shaming ICE back to their bog🎶

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d

Even German potato salad needs mustard. Sorry you hate flavor

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 1d

The mustard is key to cut the unctuous mayo. Please be serious

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 1d

Ha ha, take a look at these losers with their Supreme Court that hasn't decided to overturn a centuries-old constitutional order in the name of short term political gains.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses

Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you

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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 2d

being in your 30s is no different than being in your 20s until you suffer The Injury

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Juggalocalism @outside.bsky.social · 2d

Me at my job right now.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2d

Pisces: Joy, love, hope, and prosperity are just some of the words that are foreign to you.

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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 2d

One Bunghole After Another

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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 2d

It will always be 1998 in my heart

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 3d

sunday songs

from NPR Tiny Desk: Juvenile ft.
Jon Batiste, Trombone Shorty, and Mannie Fresh

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 3d

“The first documented case of sexually transmitted CTE” is the one that ended me

Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 3d

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 3d

Rack City (Taylor’s Version)

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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

It’s been going downhill for years, but it more noticeable now when it is straight up suggesting nonsense words for no reason at all

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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

Such a good little flick. Reminded me a lot of Primer

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

I legit came in to say this, damn

Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

A soy-based snack will calm me down

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 4d

#goals

L'amour L'après Midi' (1972)
dir: Éric Rohmer

Chloe smoking a cigarette looking pensive sayini expect nothing from life

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Aug 6

In lieu of sleep, I've decided to travel to a small logging town & investigate a series of strange disappearances.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d

this is like half of r/ups now

Hi Andrew,

You have a new invoice for $63,755.71

Tariff Fee on T Shirt

Total Due: $83.27

Government Charges: $59.27
Brokerage Charges: $24.00

How to go about disputing an incorrect tariff charge?

Total Due: $82.92

Government Charges: $68.92
UPS Brokerage fees: $14.00

I’ve received 15 different duties and tariff charges for items I didn’t order.
Customer Seeking Help
The title is the crux of the issue. Over the past 3 weeks I’ve received numerous brown envelopes all charging me for duty and tariff fees associated with items that I never ordered.

The seller is somebody I’ve bought from before, but the last time I purchased from them was several months ago and my name is on the sold to slot. The “shipped to” person is someone I don’t know and the address and tracking address are both unrelated to me.

I’ve sent emails to an address given to my by the one time I was able to get through the phone number listed on the paper bill. They said the invoices will be removed in 4-6 weeks but now I’ve started receiving late fee bills on top. I’ve tried to call in again once a day, but I either get hung up on or my call drops once the wait lasts over an hour.

Any advice? I just don’t want this to go to collections or affect my credit for something I didn’t order or have any relation to besides my name being on something it shouldn’t have.

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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

Damn they got my ass with the autumnal flavors this year. Straight up housing maple and sage brown butter popcorn, fig and thyme crisps with maple bourbon goat cheese, and holiday stuffing potato chips.

I saw a salted caramel apple cider that will haunt me until I drink one.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28d

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 8d

ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᵉʳˢ

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Arctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 4d

I have no idea why this didn't hit at the time but yeah it definitely feels like one of those movies that kids will end up loving and it will gain some kind of cult status