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I can’t believe there was arrogant cunts in our fanbase who wanted Sunderland up because it would be an easy six points.

Morons. Do you know how little we have ever done the double over newly promoted teams anyway
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Bless the Muslim man who disarmed a terrorist shooter in Australia!
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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accidentally did more washing than I have drying space
December 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It’s the anniversary of Alan Shearer hitting the ball with great vengeance and furious anger at Ewood in 1994.

Unstoppable.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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roses are red
some wolves are dire
in short:

if you're looking for love, get your nuts out by the fire.
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Private Eye.
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Tony Adams was one of the great English footballers of his generation.

But what he’s done since — transforming his own life and others’ through the Sporting Chance charity he founded — is truly inspirational.

“This,” he says, “is what I was put on this earth to do”

www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
What happened after Tony Adams said, ‘I’m an alcoholic’ – ‘There’s more to me than drinking and football. Thank God’
It is 25 years since the former England and Arsenal captain founded the Sporting Chance Clinic, helping athletes with addiction problems
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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ARE

YOU

PAYING

ATTENTION

YET?

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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It’s 34 years since this magical moment.

David Seaman goes for a little stroll in the sunshine at Highbury, and Lee Dixon has an absolute fucking stinker...
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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What, by giving him a platform at their conference?

Reform is reckless.

Reform UK has distanced itself from a conference speaker who suggested that Covid vaccines were linked to the King's and the Princess of Wales' cancers.
Reform distances itself from doctor who made Covid claims at conference - BBC News
A speaker at the Reform UK conference claimed it was "highly likely" that the jab was linked to the King and Princess of Wales' cancers.
www.bbc.com
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Emergency texts in Texas were much more fun. Usually an active shooter somewhere alarmingly close.
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Politico: "The Sun has seen evidence to [a US] committee submitted by Nigel Farage in which he suggests the White House should use “diplomacy and trade” in the free speech battle, which sounds like calling for Britain to be bullied into a law change."

Is Farage calling for sanctions AGAINST the UK?
September 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Wait. #nufc are signing a striker from Germany who is born on Kevin Keegan's Day?

I just got a shiver down my spine.
August 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Mourinho's left Fenerbahçe, we're wondering if he'll still have nightmares of Galatasaray...
August 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Hell freezing over, just got a little closer.
August 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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I was too stoned to care. Halcyon days.
As a teacher I love GCSE results day. It's a formal day of 'fuck around, find out' for so many dickhead students who've been utter tossers for 5 years.
August 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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NEW: More than two decades after victims and families of the 9/11 attacks began trying to hold the Saudi government responsible for aiding the Qaida terrorists who carried out the plot, a judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the kingdom can go to trial.
Sept. 11 Victims’ Lawsuit Against Saudi Government Can Go to Trial, Judge Rules
Information uncovered by plaintiffs has already undermined the FBI’s conclusion that two U.S.-based Saudi officials “unwittingly” helped al-Qaida hijackers after they arrived in America.
www.propublica.org
August 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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63% of people think net migration rose in the last 12 months
8% of people think it fell

Yet it fell by 400,000 in 2024 vs 2023
[It is falling further in 2025]

Public service broadcasters are doing a core part of their job on this topic badly if that 8% is not closer to 30% at least
August 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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If you can't trust a sex trafficker who has just been moved to a nicer prison for no reason, then who can you trust?
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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After years of frustration in his quest it would seem that one of The Empire’s deadliest bounty hunters has finally tracked me down.
August 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM