Joe T.O. 🍁 🏳️🌈
@ejdoran.bsky.social
Looking for new adventures. Urban enthusiast, advocate, flâneur, cyclist, analyst, dog talker. Actor. Producer.
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“As a Christian, I believe the spirit is distinct from the body…”
Me: “Oh, like how trans people feel sep—“
“NO. NOT LIKE THAT.”
Me: “Oh, like how trans people feel sep—“
“NO. NOT LIKE THAT.”
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Burn 🔥
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Fallen Danish troops in Afghanistan.
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Fallen Danish troops in Afghanistan.
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Area man who refuses to get appropriate national security clearance says roving gangs of electric cars pose risk to national security.
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Area man who refuses to get appropriate national security clearance says roving gangs of electric cars pose risk to national security.
China and Russia are watching Trump's imperialism.
Canadians should have more than their elbows up.
Canadians should have more than their elbows up.
Asked who would be running Venezuela now that we kidnapped their leader, Trump replied, "We are" and that "We're going to make a lot of money." This is insane. This is all insane and highly illegal and globally destabilizing. The United States has become a rogue nation. What's the world going to do?
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
China and Russia are watching Trump's imperialism.
Canadians should have more than their elbows up.
Canadians should have more than their elbows up.
Paying attention, Toronto?
If only DoFo would get out of the way.
If only DoFo would get out of the way.
“It will be hard to kill the congestion fee now because it’s been a striking success. Traffic speeds are up. Pollution is down. The fee is generating high revenue for the city’s transit system. And predictions that it would be bad for business have proved completely wrong.” Via @pkrugman.bsky.social
Notes on New York
The Big Apple had a pretty good 2025, but …
paulkrugman.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Paying attention, Toronto?
If only DoFo would get out of the way.
If only DoFo would get out of the way.
Exactly.
Trump is in a pissing contest with Putin
Trump is in a pissing contest with Putin
The ‘Putinization’ of US foreign policy has arrived in Venezuela
The ‘Putinization’ of US foreign policy has arrived in Venezuela
Trump is no longer bending the rules – he is demolishing them, with consequences far beyond Caracas
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Exactly.
Trump is in a pissing contest with Putin
Trump is in a pissing contest with Putin
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The ‘Putinization’ of US foreign policy has arrived in Venezuela
The ‘Putinization’ of US foreign policy has arrived in Venezuela
Trump is no longer bending the rules – he is demolishing them, with consequences far beyond Caracas
www.theguardian.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The ‘Putinization’ of US foreign policy has arrived in Venezuela
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Trump said he would try again for the Nobel Peace Prize this year so he began the year with… an illegal war of regime change in Venezuela, after spending Christmas Day bombing Nigeria.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Trump said he would try again for the Nobel Peace Prize this year so he began the year with… an illegal war of regime change in Venezuela, after spending Christmas Day bombing Nigeria.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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In case laws still matter…
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In case laws still matter…
Little Marco declares paper is woke, mandates State Department use papyrus.
Making America's foreign relations great again!
Making America's foreign relations great again!
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Little Marco declares paper is woke, mandates State Department use papyrus.
Making America's foreign relations great again!
Making America's foreign relations great again!
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
This is the Toronto way.
It's so incredibly discouraging to know that every time we get something that might make this city a better place to live, these assholes are immediately going to try to undo it
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is the Toronto way.
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A constellation of bad faith actors who have no solutions just malevolent ambition
Uh oh, Ontario transportation minister Prabmeet Sarkaria liked this IntegrityTO video blaming bus lanes for car congestion…
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A constellation of bad faith actors who have no solutions just malevolent ambition
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Imagine if we directed the same relentless energy toward building better cities that we currently waste on making excuses for why we can't.
Posts about urban biking in Dutch cities are routinely replied to with comments like “well, they have the big advantage of being relatively flat.”
The Dutch also have the big advantage of not constantly making excuses about why they can’t make clearly smarter city-making decisions. #Leadership
The Dutch also have the big advantage of not constantly making excuses about why they can’t make clearly smarter city-making decisions. #Leadership
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Imagine if we directed the same relentless energy toward building better cities that we currently waste on making excuses for why we can't.
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Secretary of War Crimes might be more accurate….
Whoever leaked this information served Hegseth up in a platter. Good.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Secretary of War Crimes might be more accurate….
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Local area rage farmer experiences massive crop losses due to face-eating leopards.
Danielle Smith gets booed at UCP convention after mentioning working with Canada
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Local area rage farmer experiences massive crop losses due to face-eating leopards.
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First thing uttered in house today: “the streetcars are fucked today. 27 minutes.” I love that mayoral candidate baseball bat wants to give people a refund for delayed ttc when he votes against things that might make it work (aka anything that limits cars).
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
First thing uttered in house today: “the streetcars are fucked today. 27 minutes.” I love that mayoral candidate baseball bat wants to give people a refund for delayed ttc when he votes against things that might make it work (aka anything that limits cars).
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Deer My Friends
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Deer My Friends
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Today was very busy day for me at Queen Spark because we past our new bill The Throwing Renters Out Act but their were some people their makeen a lot of ruckiss so I told them to get jobs like when before I was Premair and I worked very hard running my dads company.
Premair
Fuzz nails it.
Boom 🎤
Boom 🎤
It made them feel like part of the “in” crowd and superior. That’s it. They traded their humanity for feels.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fuzz nails it.
Boom 🎤
Boom 🎤
It's 9° near the lakefront in Toronto. So mild following a cold snap.
The forsythia are confused and are budding & blooming again.
The forsythia are confused and are budding & blooming again.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's 9° near the lakefront in Toronto. So mild following a cold snap.
The forsythia are confused and are budding & blooming again.
The forsythia are confused and are budding & blooming again.