Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them

Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.

Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax

this would be a good bit

I clicked and watched a YouTube about Norm MacDonald and AI stuff and I clicked it and I deleted my YouTube

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

Republicans ARE in disarray.

It's because Americans are realizing Republicans chose to shut down the government rather than work with Democrats to stop your health care premiums from doubling.

Chaos, higher prices, and shutdowns—that's the Republican agenda.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Stephen Manning, this guy’s lawyer, is one of the best in the country. It’s very good news that he’s taken this case.

What are we even doing?

“As Mayor of Spokane, I’ve declared a state of emotional emergency.” A Tuesday surprise from @alexdugganreports.bsky.social

www.spokesman.com/stories/2025...

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

The 18 most important things I learned about life from 18 years of writing The Marginalian www.themarginalian.org/2024/10/22/m...

Donald Trump‘s “big beautiful Bill “has been in the news a lot lately. But I’m actually a bigger fan of the first big beautiful bill that came through the White House. Bill Clinton.

#MemeMonday

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding