Brokey Batman
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Brokey Batman
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I am *budget* vengeance
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Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”
Lutnick: "It's time to train people not to do the jobs of the past, but to do the great jobs of the future. This is the new model where you work in these kinds of plants for the rest of your life and your kids work here and your grandkids work here. We let the auto plants go overseas."
April 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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We’re at the arresting judges stage of fascism.
April 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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reagan/bush judges: "this administration's shocking arguments would reduce the rule of law to lawlenssness"

neocons: abolish ICE

david brooks: communist manifesto

Dem leadership, top liberal consultants/pundits: the latest NYT/Ipsos has Trump up +4 on immigration, +9 with noncollege men
April 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So are we allowed to call out Cheryl Hines yet?

Asking for a friend @bradleywhitford.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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you'll never be rid of him
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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And in the end, they even sacrificed their claim to “state’s rights” for which they enslaved, seceded, fought, segregated, assaulted and murdered, and in the name of which they degraded themselves, their families and their region.
Trump: The states are just an agent of the federal government.
April 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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NEW: The Venezuelan military says it has raised its alert level following the discovery of an alleged U.S. plot to fabricate an incident at an ExxonMobil offshore platform in the contested waters between Venezuela and Guyana to justify an armed conflict.
Venezuelan military on alert, says it fears U.S. will use tensions with Guyana to invade
Venezuelan military claims the US is getting ready to invade and increases its alert levels
www.miamiherald.com
April 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Happy Monday. Lmao.
April 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...
April 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hamas might be a terrorist organization, but Israel is a terrorist state.
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ceding power in the world stage to earn yourself a stock market crash recession is an interesting strategy
Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen

It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world

It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction
April 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So sweetly succinct
America just did a Brexit, didn't it.
April 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Maybe they should be planting some? I hear they’re quite robust as a crop
April 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽
April 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
High comedy today folks! Are people being hurt? Yes. Does that hurt my heart? Absolutely. But the absurdity of it all is almost thrilling.

We are in a clown car on a bobsled run headed towards the mothafuckin sun baby!
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The veep vibes are immaculate
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pigs are fucking FLYYYYYING today 😂
Showing young BusinesSquire from 2002 this tweet and watching his head explode scanners style
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM