ellesayshey
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Educator | Chelsea FC fan | mostly here for a chuckle
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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the marketing for pluribus is insane
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
the marketing for pluribus is insane
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
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Are we not even making our own disinformation? What happened to American manufacturing?
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Are we not even making our own disinformation? What happened to American manufacturing?
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The most ascendant version of America is, unfortunately, in Dallas. I went there to see our future.
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part One: The Lord of Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The most ascendant version of America is, unfortunately, in Dallas. I went there to see our future.
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
Part one: The megachurch.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
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The collective in Pluribus has autism.... They have difficulty reading carols social cues
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The collective in Pluribus has autism.... They have difficulty reading carols social cues
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fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files
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Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque
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I love it when everybody is talking about something horrifying but no sign of the source is on my feed, it's like using the gravity of unseen objects to make speculation about bodies in space
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love it when everybody is talking about something horrifying but no sign of the source is on my feed, it's like using the gravity of unseen objects to make speculation about bodies in space
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good morning, logging on to catch up on what i missed on a serene autumn saturday morning
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
good morning, logging on to catch up on what i missed on a serene autumn saturday morning
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Ok timeline cleanse after reading too much about the worst people laist.com/news/los-ang...
LA’s birding community reacts to Hallmark’s birder romcom: ‘They really blew it’
In an attempt to expand their seasonal offerings outside of Christmas, Hallmark may have inadvertently tapped into a deeper tension birders feel about portrayals of ornithology.
laist.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ok timeline cleanse after reading too much about the worst people laist.com/news/los-ang...
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What is happening lmao
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What is happening lmao
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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"Quiet piggy" makes sense when told through this lens
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Quiet piggy" makes sense when told through this lens
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Someone robbing the Louvre with nothing but chainsaws, a ladder, and parallel parking was not on my 2025 bingo card
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Someone robbing the Louvre with nothing but chainsaws, a ladder, and parallel parking was not on my 2025 bingo card
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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Okay Bluesky, I need more book recommendations. This time they need to be things I can get as ebooks on Libby without a hold.
Faves from the last batch: You Dreamed of Empires, Future Home of the Living God (Louise Erdrich remains criminally under-stanned imo), Sea of Poppies but not its sequels.
Faves from the last batch: You Dreamed of Empires, Future Home of the Living God (Louise Erdrich remains criminally under-stanned imo), Sea of Poppies but not its sequels.
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Okay Bluesky, I need more book recommendations. This time they need to be things I can get as ebooks on Libby without a hold.
Faves from the last batch: You Dreamed of Empires, Future Home of the Living God (Louise Erdrich remains criminally under-stanned imo), Sea of Poppies but not its sequels.
Faves from the last batch: You Dreamed of Empires, Future Home of the Living God (Louise Erdrich remains criminally under-stanned imo), Sea of Poppies but not its sequels.
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A timeline in which I have to rally behind Jimmy Kimmel.
Dark times, indeed.
Dark times, indeed.
September 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A timeline in which I have to rally behind Jimmy Kimmel.
Dark times, indeed.
Dark times, indeed.