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@micolithe.us
Philadelphia, PA | /they/them | gay | trans: agender | married to @fadetozac.bsky.social | leftist | computer toucher and lets player | i share furry porn so i'm gonna need to see some ID | certified AI hater | comedy, music, nerd shit.
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This website is long dead but I often think "Why are cats immune to chemtrails? Five possible answers from science" could beat out Cellar Door or Phoebe Bridgers Punisher as most beautiful phrase in the english language.
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// #vore #digestion
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Snoozin' at some roadside motel after the long ride. Surprised they had a big enough bed for him~
sketch com for @myokuju.bsky.social
Part 3/2
Snoozin' at some roadside motel after the long ride. Surprised they had a big enough bed for him~
sketch com for @myokuju.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
// #vore #digestion
Part 3/2
Snoozin' at some roadside motel after the long ride. Surprised they had a big enough bed for him~
sketch com for @myokuju.bsky.social
Part 3/2
Snoozin' at some roadside motel after the long ride. Surprised they had a big enough bed for him~
sketch com for @myokuju.bsky.social
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Bowser makes you call him king dad in the bedroom
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Bowser makes you call him king dad in the bedroom
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fritz the cat getting dogbert hooked on heroin so he can film him in weird illegal porn
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
fritz the cat getting dogbert hooked on heroin so he can film him in weird illegal porn
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Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hearing of the ICE escalations, my son, Emoji Fortnite looked up from his calculus and paraphrased Cicero thus, "Non nobis solum nati sumus ortusque nostri partem finitimi vindicat."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
My wise daughter, Salomé Athena, replied, "Vrai. Un État ne peut être meilleur que les citoyens qui le composent."
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of all the things going around today i do keep coming back to this one, in the sense of: how must one live their life such that everyone involved in an official my little pony comic agrees there's adequate gas in a joke at your expense that's not even a silly pun but just about how you're an asshole
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
of all the things going around today i do keep coming back to this one, in the sense of: how must one live their life such that everyone involved in an official my little pony comic agrees there's adequate gas in a joke at your expense that's not even a silly pun but just about how you're an asshole
seeing how expensive a four-city take amtrak and stay one or two nights in each vacation would be and oh dear i cannot afford that
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 AM
seeing how expensive a four-city take amtrak and stay one or two nights in each vacation would be and oh dear i cannot afford that
some of the balatro challenges are crazy easy and some are way fucking harder than they sound, x-ray vision is kicking my ass but a handful of other ones I beat on my first attempt
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
some of the balatro challenges are crazy easy and some are way fucking harder than they sound, x-ray vision is kicking my ass but a handful of other ones I beat on my first attempt
a dissertation on the cultural impact of Star Wars Kid
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
a dissertation on the cultural impact of Star Wars Kid
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said it before but tbh I really feel like we just need to not give a shit anymore. drop any pretense of it ever fucking mattering if we play by the rules or look like the good ones. they say the shadow puppet monster they cast over you is real either way so let it make them bleed.
There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
said it before but tbh I really feel like we just need to not give a shit anymore. drop any pretense of it ever fucking mattering if we play by the rules or look like the good ones. they say the shadow puppet monster they cast over you is real either way so let it make them bleed.
wait so whats the drawback here i feel like i'm missing something
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
wait so whats the drawback here i feel like i'm missing something
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just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
January 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
just under the time limit let's goooooooooooooo
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
Fucked up that motenatsu doesn't let you date tappei
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Fucked up that motenatsu doesn't let you date tappei
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Steve Jobs is the Rosetta Stone for the deciphering the Tech Bro Mentality
informed he had an eminently treatable form of cancer with excellent odds of a full recovery, he ignored his doctors, treated his cancer with juice cleanses and fasting because He Knew Better, and promptly died
informed he had an eminently treatable form of cancer with excellent odds of a full recovery, he ignored his doctors, treated his cancer with juice cleanses and fasting because He Knew Better, and promptly died
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Steve Jobs is the Rosetta Stone for the deciphering the Tech Bro Mentality
informed he had an eminently treatable form of cancer with excellent odds of a full recovery, he ignored his doctors, treated his cancer with juice cleanses and fasting because He Knew Better, and promptly died
informed he had an eminently treatable form of cancer with excellent odds of a full recovery, he ignored his doctors, treated his cancer with juice cleanses and fasting because He Knew Better, and promptly died
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I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.
A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present.
He was bundled into the van & taken away.
Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”
I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
He was bundled into the van & taken away.
Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”
I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.
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more proud declarations of helplessness! that’ll do it.
1) They're are obstructing/refusing the administration.
2) They're protesting ICE, and the GOP is slipping ICE poison pill addendums into critical funding for the government.
3) Trump was impeached, twice.
Perception is reality, and wasting energy on fruitless impeachment proceedings while 1/3
2) They're protesting ICE, and the GOP is slipping ICE poison pill addendums into critical funding for the government.
3) Trump was impeached, twice.
Perception is reality, and wasting energy on fruitless impeachment proceedings while 1/3
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
more proud declarations of helplessness! that’ll do it.
Oh the Mock the Week Revival might actually not be hot garbage?
Dara & alot of the regular panelists, including Hugh, are confirmed as returning. I had assumed this would be a hollow shell of itself with all-new people but sounds like I was wrong!
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/mockthe...
Dara & alot of the regular panelists, including Hugh, are confirmed as returning. I had assumed this would be a hollow shell of itself with all-new people but sounds like I was wrong!
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/mockthe...
MOCK THE WEEK: LAUNCH DATE, HOST, GUESTS AND FORMAT CONFIRMED FOR TLC REBOOT OF BBC PANEL SHOW
One of Britain’s best-loved comedy shows is back. Mock the Week returns with a brand-new series, launching Sunday 1st February at 9pm on TLC, which is now free-to-air in the UK. Once again overseeing...
www.tvzoneuk.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Oh the Mock the Week Revival might actually not be hot garbage?
Dara & alot of the regular panelists, including Hugh, are confirmed as returning. I had assumed this would be a hollow shell of itself with all-new people but sounds like I was wrong!
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/mockthe...
Dara & alot of the regular panelists, including Hugh, are confirmed as returning. I had assumed this would be a hollow shell of itself with all-new people but sounds like I was wrong!
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/mockthe...
I haven't had to touch Cognos in like four years but it has a special place in my soul that I reserve for people who have personally wronged me.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I haven't had to touch Cognos in like four years but it has a special place in my soul that I reserve for people who have personally wronged me.
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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Big arcanines are so fun to draw
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Big arcanines are so fun to draw
This is how I found out
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
This is how I found out
I'd have to blur basically the whole screenshot to show it off but trust me I have a very cool web thing I've built to manage Kafka connectors and it's already made my life way easier
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'd have to blur basically the whole screenshot to show it off but trust me I have a very cool web thing I've built to manage Kafka connectors and it's already made my life way easier
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STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”