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Philadelphia, PA | /they/them | gay | trans: agender | married to @fadetozac.bsky.social | leftist | computer toucher and lets player | i share furry porn so i'm gonna need to see some ID | certified AI hater | worlds most annoying taskmaster fan
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@micolithe.us
· Aug 24
This website is long dead but I often think "Why are cats immune to chemtrails? Five possible answers from science" could beat out Cellar Door or Phoebe Bridgers Punisher as most beautiful phrase in the english language.
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*meowth voice* Don't tink it! Don't say it! Da bye bye man!
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
*meowth voice* Don't tink it! Don't say it! Da bye bye man!
As is tradition I will be having the "North Jersey Experience" today except the few good places in the area are closed and I'll be at my parents house or stuck in traffic on 206 in Chester basically the whole time
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
As is tradition I will be having the "North Jersey Experience" today except the few good places in the area are closed and I'll be at my parents house or stuck in traffic on 206 in Chester basically the whole time
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"Why would you know about this?"
Would you believe an article around it was wrapped nicely together (and sparked my interest) with the phrase "Katy Perry killed a nun?"
Would you believe an article around it was wrapped nicely together (and sparked my interest) with the phrase "Katy Perry killed a nun?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Why would you know about this?"
Would you believe an article around it was wrapped nicely together (and sparked my interest) with the phrase "Katy Perry killed a nun?"
Would you believe an article around it was wrapped nicely together (and sparked my interest) with the phrase "Katy Perry killed a nun?"
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(As far as I know, it did not get past proposal anywhere)
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
(As far as I know, it did not get past proposal anywhere)
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Fun fact about Katy Perry: there was a proposed law named after her with the intent for seniors involved in real estate deals to have 72 hours to back out with no penalty because it turns out rich people are kind of scumbags when it comes to real estate (and other things)
most gays hate katy perry for kissing a girl unseriously but i hate her for 'ur so gay', a song in which she tells a trans lesbian egg to khs
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fun fact about Katy Perry: there was a proposed law named after her with the intent for seniors involved in real estate deals to have 72 hours to back out with no penalty because it turns out rich people are kind of scumbags when it comes to real estate (and other things)
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funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
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cocoa's been pretty affectionate since the construction ended and she's allowed to not be trapped in the spare bedroom anymore
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
cocoa's been pretty affectionate since the construction ended and she's allowed to not be trapped in the spare bedroom anymore
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The security training asks me to look at some code and identify which line has the bug. I cannot. The entire corpus is a bug. The code is the result of a paroxysmal fit of contrivance upon the part of the proctor to illustrate a fallacious point. I choose at random and am rebuked.
Training complete
Training complete
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The security training asks me to look at some code and identify which line has the bug. I cannot. The entire corpus is a bug. The code is the result of a paroxysmal fit of contrivance upon the part of the proctor to illustrate a fallacious point. I choose at random and am rebuked.
Training complete
Training complete
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*insert joke about milk here*
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*insert joke about milk here*
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if anything is a symptom of brain death shouldn't it be this
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if anything is a symptom of brain death shouldn't it be this
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Meet Henry!
(at your own risk)
(at your own risk)
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Meet Henry!
(at your own risk)
(at your own risk)
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
They're milking Howard hamlin to death in the replies
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They're milking Howard hamlin to death in the replies
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Did I also mention I'm a poly-conscious raver? Heh. Let's just say if you catch me down at the ol Burn, you're not walking away without at least one of the best artisanal kandi RFID bracelets that investment money can buy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Did I also mention I'm a poly-conscious raver? Heh. Let's just say if you catch me down at the ol Burn, you're not walking away without at least one of the best artisanal kandi RFID bracelets that investment money can buy.
The neutral milk hotel!
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The neutral milk hotel!
You gotta watch Pluribus
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You gotta watch Pluribus
Carol Sturka breaks into the bull milking facility
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Carol Sturka breaks into the bull milking facility
Youtube seems to be sticking ads I've seen in my video watch history! Why? What the fuck is wrong with you?
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Youtube seems to be sticking ads I've seen in my video watch history! Why? What the fuck is wrong with you?
*drinks a tall glass of cum* It's fat cock friday somewhere
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
*drinks a tall glass of cum* It's fat cock friday somewhere
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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the truth is we are fast approaching a point where the digital foundations of our entire society are increasingly built and maintained by people who do not understand it even a little, and it will soon become the same opaque, abstruse entity that The Global Economy has, where we pull levers randomly
this is INSANE labs.watchtowr.com/stop-putting...
Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem)
Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68.
That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now.
As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...
labs.watchtowr.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the truth is we are fast approaching a point where the digital foundations of our entire society are increasingly built and maintained by people who do not understand it even a little, and it will soon become the same opaque, abstruse entity that The Global Economy has, where we pull levers randomly
