Jim Ellwanger
@ellwanger.tv
Fan of pinball, radio jingles, passenger trains, and many other forms of recreation, communication, and transportation. He/him.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(Being possessed by Lily Tomlin could only improve things!)
(Being possessed by Lily Tomlin could only improve things!)
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
(Being possessed by Lily Tomlin could only improve things!)
(Being possessed by Lily Tomlin could only improve things!)
It's Jim Ellwanger - your local library liker
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's Jim Ellwanger - your local library liker
I named my fists Goodson & Todman because it's about to be a Match Game '74 between them and your face.
I named my fists Alex & Trebek because I’m about to put your face in jeopardy.
I named my fists Sacco & Vanzetti because I’m about to bring anarchy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I named my fists Goodson & Todman because it's about to be a Match Game '74 between them and your face.
I’m just going to assume this is related to Bill Cullen somehow.
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m just going to assume this is related to Bill Cullen somehow.
At last, the algorithm worked!
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
At last, the algorithm worked!
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
If the Bucs are going to lose anyway, I obviously want it to be a Scorigami situation.
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If the Bucs are going to lose anyway, I obviously want it to be a Scorigami situation.
I should play along with this: Zola (Tampa), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Chicago), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Pittsburgh), and Magnolia (San Fernando Valley).
The three greatest movies based in the cities I've lived in the longest are The Big Lebowski (Los Angeles), Pig (Portland) and the X-Files movie (Dallas).
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I should play along with this: Zola (Tampa), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Chicago), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Pittsburgh), and Magnolia (San Fernando Valley).
Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health getting a lot of calls.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health getting a lot of calls.
The funniest thing about this game is that Fox has run out of actual commercials and is running nothing but Fox, Fox Nation, and Tubi promos.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The funniest thing about this game is that Fox has run out of actual commercials and is running nothing but Fox, Fox Nation, and Tubi promos.
Fun fact: during my baseball road trip in September, on consecutive nights I went to a 12-inning game (Astros at Rangers) and a 13-inning game (Sod Poodles at Travelers).
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Fun fact: during my baseball road trip in September, on consecutive nights I went to a 12-inning game (Astros at Rangers) and a 13-inning game (Sod Poodles at Travelers).
Jack Black, best known as Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jack Black, best known as Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.
The chili con carne I make at baseball playoff time is going to be chili NON carne next year if meat prices stay as high as they are.
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The chili con carne I make at baseball playoff time is going to be chili NON carne next year if meat prices stay as high as they are.
I called 911 to report a dumpster fire, and they said, "We can't really do anything about the year 2025."
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I called 911 to report a dumpster fire, and they said, "We can't really do anything about the year 2025."
September is fine as an adult, but when you're a kid, the problem is that it falls too early in the school year.
Birthday Months:
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
1. June
2. September
3. August
4. April (If it’s warm already)
5. October
6. July
7. May
8. March
9. April (If it’s still cold)
10. December (First Half)
11. November
12. February
13. January
14. December (Second Half)
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
September is fine as an adult, but when you're a kid, the problem is that it falls too early in the school year.
Just got laid off from my job - they'll keep me on as a consultant, but that means fewer hours and no benefits, so I'm looking for something else.
(My job is copy-editing and compliance review for online advertising, but I can transfer those skills to many other types of positions.)
(My job is copy-editing and compliance review for online advertising, but I can transfer those skills to many other types of positions.)
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just got laid off from my job - they'll keep me on as a consultant, but that means fewer hours and no benefits, so I'm looking for something else.
(My job is copy-editing and compliance review for online advertising, but I can transfer those skills to many other types of positions.)
(My job is copy-editing and compliance review for online advertising, but I can transfer those skills to many other types of positions.)
Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait.
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait.
I assume this ad is at O’Hare to make people coming into town to see the Rays feel right at home.
September 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I assume this ad is at O’Hare to make people coming into town to see the Rays feel right at home.
This is an excellent baseball name.
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is an excellent baseball name.
Hampton Inn breakfast identity crisis.
September 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hampton Inn breakfast identity crisis.
I’m at an extra-inning baseball game, but my watch has an idea of what the most important thing I did today was.
September 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m at an extra-inning baseball game, but my watch has an idea of what the most important thing I did today was.