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eloiseenguard.bsky.social
el 🪐
@eloiseenguard.bsky.social
she/her • cap sun, aries moon, sag rising 🧡🤍🩷
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the best time to disentangle our relationship with the world superpower led by an insane right-winger was 20 years ago, the second-best time is now
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Happy animal crossing update eve 🥰
a red and white owl with a yellow beak and white spots on its head
Alt: celeste from animal crossing singing by a river
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January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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amazing things happening in minecraft
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Happy Boxing Day to all those who celebrate!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
my least favourite thing about taking new classes in the academic year is trying to get school kids to stop laughing at the word Uranus.

i’ve decided just to embrace the whimsy and laugh with them. it’s quite funny when you think about it.

i think it’s working. skibidi. 67. i’m one of them now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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I’ve come to the conclusion Pokemon Legends Z-A has some of the most memorable and unhinged characters in the whole franchise.

They need to lean into this more in the future.

#blutoid
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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here was hornet deltarune splat
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I would watch woman James Bond

Can she please be a lesbian I’m begging
you could literally do a james bond movie with a woman, still call her james bond, and as long as they do the kiss kiss bang bang, people would watch.

i mean, if you did this with vanessa kirby im there on opening night.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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In this house we ask if someone's games are properly saved when we take turns on the Steam Deck or Switch 2 because we're a loving family who looks after each other's progress.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Steve does a super big stretchy stretch.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Nintendo announced a Switch 2 Edition of Animal Crossing and a free update coming Jan. 15

Free Update:
🏖️ Resort Hotel
🧹 Resetti can tidy your island
🌐 NSO members can save 3 islands
🎮 New items like Ultra Hand, consoles

Switch 2 Edition:
✨ 4K
🖱️ Mouse
📢 Megaphone
👥12-player sessions
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Anytime I get bummed about the amount of calories something has, I justify it by reminding myself they’re cute little units of energy. It’s like wow this ramen give me +200 energy points! I can do so many things now! so many side quests!
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Ironmouse's treatment by VShojo is further proof that anyone can and will take advantage of disabled people at any opportunity, especially the ones who are the FACE of your company

And on Disability Pride Month nonetheless

VShojo can burn to the ground
July 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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It's here...
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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HOLY COW – WE’RE LIVE! 🐮🌈

It's birthday stream time! Get your Animals ready to Party, and yourselves ready to yap - cause we're SO BACK BABY

Come catch up and play some games with me for my birthday! Lurks/reposts udderly appreciated 🤍

Live @ twitch.tv/shakattxck
December 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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People are complaining about the way Ciri looks in The Witcher 4 so I went to look and…

DO YOU GUYS EVEN LIKE WOMEN AT ALL?????

ITS 2024 YOU CAN SAY IF YOU’RE GAY BABYGIRL
December 15, 2024 at 9:51 AM
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My content has been inconsistent for awhile but I still want to celebrate my birthday. So….

🎈 YOU’RE INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY STREAM 🎈

We’ll have a big catch up, play some PARTY ANIMALS (anyone is welcome to join) and celebrate my 25th trip around the sun!

See you Sunday? 🥳
December 10, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Only 3 followers until 200 on here??? That’s wild 😭

Thank you so much! If you like queer chaos, cow puns and cozy games – consider chucking me a follow so we can reach it? 👀
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Alt: a man in a tuxedo says so close on a stage
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November 26, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Happy Sagittarius szn!

Did you know my birthday is on 13th December? Well now ya do! No pressure at all, but I'm trying out ✨secret gift mode✨ on @jointhrone.bsky.social just in case you wanna throw a gift my way

My wishlist: throne.com/shakattxck

[ #sagittariusseason | #streamers | #birthday ]
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Alt: GIF of cartoon cat Pusheen, styled like a tarot card. The background is a light pink, the actual card is a mix of a darker purple and white. Pusheen is moving a bow and arrow back and fourth, with the word Sagittarius above it
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November 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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yOu gotted this box of warm for the me, yes?
October 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Ralsei has a very important question to ask whilst he readies his cake!
#Ralsei #Deltarune
October 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I heard there’s gay people here
October 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM