Els Jones🖤🤍💜🩶
@elsjones.bsky.social
Tax Fellow. Former librarian. Mom.
Writer? Sometimes.
I'm a haus of crash and burn.
she/her
Writer? Sometimes.
I'm a haus of crash and burn.
she/her
this is hilarious
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is hilarious
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December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This is the stupidest thing and I think so much less of both Tom Ford and Jo Malone for it.
And I like Tom Ford colognes.
sherwood.news/business/est...
And I like Tom Ford colognes.
sherwood.news/business/est...
Estée Lauder’s Jo Malone is launching an “AI Scent Advisor” to convince people to buy perfumes without smelling them first
Gen Z is driving a perfume and fragrance boom....
sherwood.news
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is the stupidest thing and I think so much less of both Tom Ford and Jo Malone for it.
And I like Tom Ford colognes.
sherwood.news/business/est...
And I like Tom Ford colognes.
sherwood.news/business/est...
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In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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oh jesus christ, bari weiss.
CBS News hosting prime-time 'town hall' with Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk
CBS News hosting prime-time 'town hall' with Erika Kirk, widow of Charlie Kirk
CBS News says it will host a prime-time "town hall" event next week with Erika Kirk, widow of assassinated activist Charlie Kirk.
www.wcpo.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
oh jesus christ, bari weiss.
all the art!
Did you know I love the color green?
Yes?
What gave it away...
@everydayoriginal.bsky.social is having a holiday sale and I've got these paintings listed! Each come framed :)
everydayoriginal.com/winter-sale/ <- all the art!
everydayoriginal.com/artist/LauraSiadak/ <- MY art
Ends Dec 10th!
Yes?
What gave it away...
@everydayoriginal.bsky.social is having a holiday sale and I've got these paintings listed! Each come framed :)
everydayoriginal.com/winter-sale/ <- all the art!
everydayoriginal.com/artist/LauraSiadak/ <- MY art
Ends Dec 10th!
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
all the art!
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Today is Election Day in the 7th congressional district in Tennessee. Vote for Democratic candidate Aftyn Behn. Tell anyone you know who lives there to get out and vote. This is a must-win step toward taking back Congress and saving democracy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Today is Election Day in the 7th congressional district in Tennessee. Vote for Democratic candidate Aftyn Behn. Tell anyone you know who lives there to get out and vote. This is a must-win step toward taking back Congress and saving democracy.
wow our local macy's is doing a sensory shop. sunday morning, they will open before regular open hours for sensory shopping. low lights, no music, and Santa and Mrs. Clause doing sensory santa visits.
we'll probably take advantage of that.
we'll probably take advantage of that.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
wow our local macy's is doing a sensory shop. sunday morning, they will open before regular open hours for sensory shopping. low lights, no music, and Santa and Mrs. Clause doing sensory santa visits.
we'll probably take advantage of that.
we'll probably take advantage of that.
i've read this and its a delight. highly rec!
Happy December! If you're in the US, you can snap up my cozy-spooky gothic rom-com novella A Marriage of Undead Inconvenience for just 99c, today only: www.amazon.com/Marriage-Und...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i've read this and its a delight. highly rec!
An evergreen Tumblr post
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
An evergreen Tumblr post
did i spend money this weekend? yes.
at a local chinese restaurant for dinner on friday.
thrifting today (and got some nice stuff! a beautifully lined london fog jacket for the hubs fr 15 bucks!)
but also aldi for groceries, so you know. failed there.
at a local chinese restaurant for dinner on friday.
thrifting today (and got some nice stuff! a beautifully lined london fog jacket for the hubs fr 15 bucks!)
but also aldi for groceries, so you know. failed there.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
did i spend money this weekend? yes.
at a local chinese restaurant for dinner on friday.
thrifting today (and got some nice stuff! a beautifully lined london fog jacket for the hubs fr 15 bucks!)
but also aldi for groceries, so you know. failed there.
at a local chinese restaurant for dinner on friday.
thrifting today (and got some nice stuff! a beautifully lined london fog jacket for the hubs fr 15 bucks!)
but also aldi for groceries, so you know. failed there.
This is an interesting as heck thread and my take from it both as an adult educator and as a parent of a disabled child is a little bit agreement--a lot of adults don't want to engage!--and my kid, while at grade reading level, is in an intervention course. He gets assistance with essays but
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is an interesting as heck thread and my take from it both as an adult educator and as a parent of a disabled child is a little bit agreement--a lot of adults don't want to engage!--and my kid, while at grade reading level, is in an intervention course. He gets assistance with essays but
if you're shopping today, try to shop indie and local.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
if you're shopping today, try to shop indie and local.
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
this is just gutter racism
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We feed you.
They hunt us.
They hunt us.
Parade times!
I'm here for KPDH, the broadway snippets, and about the 1/3 of ppl I recognize. I'm getting old!
I'm here for KPDH, the broadway snippets, and about the 1/3 of ppl I recognize. I'm getting old!
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Parade times!
I'm here for KPDH, the broadway snippets, and about the 1/3 of ppl I recognize. I'm getting old!
I'm here for KPDH, the broadway snippets, and about the 1/3 of ppl I recognize. I'm getting old!
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99% of Discourse could be avoided if people simply accepted that multiple things can be true at the same time, and often are. The universe isn't divided neatly into heroes and villains. Humans are messy and complicated. Everyone always thinks they're the good guy, no matter how awful they are.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
99% of Discourse could be avoided if people simply accepted that multiple things can be true at the same time, and often are. The universe isn't divided neatly into heroes and villains. Humans are messy and complicated. Everyone always thinks they're the good guy, no matter how awful they are.
he is correct.
its also destroying nature with its gas guzzling, and may be making people sick, also not great!
its also destroying nature with its gas guzzling, and may be making people sick, also not great!
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
he is correct.
its also destroying nature with its gas guzzling, and may be making people sick, also not great!
its also destroying nature with its gas guzzling, and may be making people sick, also not great!
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
one of the things about doing Thanksgiving at my inlaws which, while we have our problems, (like how they treat my autistic kid), they aren't republicans and won't be praising Trump. Trashing him more likely. None of them, not even extended fam. So thats one problem down.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
one of the things about doing Thanksgiving at my inlaws which, while we have our problems, (like how they treat my autistic kid), they aren't republicans and won't be praising Trump. Trashing him more likely. None of them, not even extended fam. So thats one problem down.
I cannot stop fucking screaming about how gdamn awful this admin is. JFC!
immigration and tax have always been separate. resident has a separate meaning in tax law. So immigrants here with a work visa can't get credits?
Also white supremacist af aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
apnews.com/article/trea...
immigration and tax have always been separate. resident has a separate meaning in tax law. So immigrants here with a work visa can't get credits?
Also white supremacist af aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
apnews.com/article/trea...
Treasury plans to change tax credit eligibility in a move critics say will hurt immigrant taxpayers
The U.S. Treasury Department plans to reclassify certain refundable tax credits as "federal public benefits," barring undocumented immigrants and some noncitizens from receiving them.
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I cannot stop fucking screaming about how gdamn awful this admin is. JFC!
immigration and tax have always been separate. resident has a separate meaning in tax law. So immigrants here with a work visa can't get credits?
Also white supremacist af aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
apnews.com/article/trea...
immigration and tax have always been separate. resident has a separate meaning in tax law. So immigrants here with a work visa can't get credits?
Also white supremacist af aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
apnews.com/article/trea...
nothing makes me and the hubs fight more than furniture placement. oh you are moving your home office to another room? time to fight over the fact that im a klutz and can't have cables floating around without me daily faceplanting
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
nothing makes me and the hubs fight more than furniture placement. oh you are moving your home office to another room? time to fight over the fact that im a klutz and can't have cables floating around without me daily faceplanting
i assume the beef with accounting is because its becoming a more women-dominated field.
also maybe they don't want anyone to find their little tricks in hiding money.
also maybe they don't want anyone to find their little tricks in hiding money.
Aug. 28: In a letter to the Office of Postsecondary Education, the American Council on Education has pushed for changing the definition & adding:
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November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i assume the beef with accounting is because its becoming a more women-dominated field.
also maybe they don't want anyone to find their little tricks in hiding money.
also maybe they don't want anyone to find their little tricks in hiding money.