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Em 🪡🧶
@emdoesthings.bsky.social
Em | 28 | she/they | gender is a performance and I'm the understudy's understudy
Scarjo and Fieryo do NOT have any chemistry no matter how hard they try its so....... weird
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
She's helping model my latest crochet finish! 🧶🪡
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Used this recipe, came out fuckin phenomenal 🤤🍰
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I just made a tiny cake and threw it in the oven let's hope my recipe works 🤞
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I dont WANT to make sourdough
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Momos gone mad is getting hella views from me today because I keep getting fucking distracted and have to restart the fuckin video 10 times 💀
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Is it mania is it insomnia is it both? It’s definitely not digiorno
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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Lupinus spinae
Watercolor and colored pencil
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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It's cold out there so make sure to add extra layers, pile on the nuance, add more intricacy before you head outside. Make the frigid temps get lost in the plot of your outer self before it can make its way to the heart of you.
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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tguy pussy like a loaded potato !!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The fact that the hung zombie has like the brightest smile in the world and looks like hes full of sunshine and rainbows outside of makeup is still killing me how dare he be adorable and terrifying
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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pussy popping but in a satan honoring way
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Love having all my stuff ready to cross stitch and frankie decides its time for bath
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Reminder that I also sell #knitting patterns for $7 each and they require no shipping! ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...

#BSNM #KnitSky #FiberArts #ShopSmall #DisabledArtist
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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my stripper name, Will Dance IV Calzones
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
You think the reason no one knows how much snow is coming is because Trump gutted the national weather service ?
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Curse this winter storm happening over a weekend 😒
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I had the dopest dream I wanna write it so fuckin bad
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Dad's not home, that means Pankie in his spot!
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Like besides the fact that immigrants are people and deserve to live, I hate that people think theyre "good for nothing" as if immigrants didnt bring and come up with some of the most delicious food ever
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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i could really go for some absolute power right about now. i could do so much good with absolute power it wouldn’t affect me negatively at all
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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if a cis person asks about my gender/pronouns, i'm a woman (she/her).

if a trans person asks about my gender/pronouns, i'm femme non-binary (she/they).

most cis people can't be trusted to handle that kind of nuance, so they get the Kidz Bop version until they prove otherwise.
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM