Emily Egan
@emilypegan.bsky.social
Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
Happy Festivus!!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Happy Festivus!!
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
No way will anyone in Greenland understand a single word coming out of Jeff Landry's mouth.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
No way will anyone in Greenland understand a single word coming out of Jeff Landry's mouth.
That was INSANITY!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That was INSANITY!!!
Last day of work for 2025 vibes.
a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park
ALT: a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Last day of work for 2025 vibes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it sure sounds like he's calling for government funded healthcare.
TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: Insurance companies are ripping off America. Healthcare money must go directly to the PEOPLE. Dems must get on board!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it sure sounds like he's calling for government funded healthcare.
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I got invited to (kind of) tag along on a raid in New Orleans.
The horns and whistles work
What it's like to watch community activists stand up to a Border Patrol raid.
www.motherjones.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I got invited to (kind of) tag along on a raid in New Orleans.
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Scrim hold a slight lead over a capybara/howler monkey pair in Axios' Best Animal Story in America poll. Get out there and vote, people! #NOLAsky
www.axios.com/local/philad...
www.axios.com/local/philad...
Poll: Help crown the best animal story in America
Did your city's hometown legend make the cut?
www.axios.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What is the deal with the fighter jets tonight? Flying lower and louder than usual.
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What is the deal with the fighter jets tonight? Flying lower and louder than usual.
Really regretting scheduling a meeting for 2:30 today.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Really regretting scheduling a meeting for 2:30 today.
These last couple of working days of the year are draaaaagggging.
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
These last couple of working days of the year are draaaaagggging.
Congratulations President Kennedy?
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Congratulations President Kennedy?
I wait all year for this!
And here's the Hater's Guide itself, which went up yesterday. defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I wait all year for this!
This is a fever dream, right?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is a fever dream, right?
Can we give the Vanity Fair photographer the Nobel Peace Prize?
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can we give the Vanity Fair photographer the Nobel Peace Prize?
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I did not.
Reeeeeeally hoping I win the lottery to tonight.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I did not.
Reeeeeeally hoping I win the lottery to tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reeeeeeally hoping I win the lottery to tonight.
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Something I mentioned to @atrupar.com is how Johnson will say he's too "busy" to read *the president's* tweets or statements, while actual VP JD Vance will rage post in response to journalists and relatively minor liberal influencers. Either Johnson can't multitask or Vance doesn't have a real job.
The fact that not a single reporter tells Mike Johnson “let me read it for you” or “here it is” when he claims he hasn’t seen or doesn’t know a thing about the psychotic ramblings of the head of state is not only a dereliction of journalistic duty, but a display of pure cowardice.
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Something I mentioned to @atrupar.com is how Johnson will say he's too "busy" to read *the president's* tweets or statements, while actual VP JD Vance will rage post in response to journalists and relatively minor liberal influencers. Either Johnson can't multitask or Vance doesn't have a real job.
Christmas shopping for teenagers has become just a quest to find the coolest hoodie.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Christmas shopping for teenagers has become just a quest to find the coolest hoodie.
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Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just to get ahead of this: Print the post out and bring it to the next Mike Johnson presser. You already know what his move will be. There’s no excuse to not be prepared for it.
Cue Mike Johnson saying he's not aware of this.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cue Mike Johnson saying he's not aware of this.
This is so tragic.
i’d heard this could be possible but didn’t want to believe it. just horrific.
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: (Exclusive Sources)
Rob Reiner and his wife were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE. Reiner and his wife, Michele, were found dead inside their Brentwood, Calif., home on Dec. 14. Authorities a...
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is so tragic.