Emmi
emiveritas.bsky.social
Emmi
@emiveritas.bsky.social
Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me.
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Facebook in 2010: You can share photos and comments with your friends and family.

Facebook in 2025: Here are 90 memes and fake infographics made by shitty content generators. One of your friends posted something mixed in there - see if you can find it
January 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.
January 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Under Meta’s new content moderation policy, certain online attacks are banned *unless* the target is LGBTQ, in which case the attacks are allowed.

Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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NEW: On the same day Mark Zuckerberg announces Meta's new commitment to "Free Expression," internal employee dissent and criticism is being censored

www.404media.co/facebook-del...
Facebook Deletes Internal Employee Criticism of New Board Member Dana White
"Insulting, criticizing, or antagonizing our colleagues or Board members is not aligned with the CEE."
www.404media.co
January 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook to rate/shame girls who weren’t into him. #NeverForget
January 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If Muppet History starts a comeback, know the person running it was credibly accused of multiple counts of sexual harassment, impropriety, manipulation & general skeeve.

www.theverge.com/2024/12/6/24...
Muppet History was a bright spot online — now it’s embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal
Fans say Muppet History sent them unwanted sexual messages.
www.theverge.com
December 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
This is my mum’s little dog, Bambam (or Bammy). She’s a six-month-old shmoodle. She was frightened of me the first day I came back to my folks’ for Christmas, but she spent all day today getting me to play with her. 🥰
December 16, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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::Sigh:: Once more for the people in the back. If audiobooks don’t count as reading, then braille isn’t reading either. Stop gatekeeping literacy.
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
How the hell am I getting so many followers???
December 10, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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A gameshow like “Is it cake?” but instead it’s called “It IS cake” and it’s just people showing me different cakes that look like regular cakes and then we eat those cakes and everybody wins and that’s the show
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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What am I doing? My best.
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Ruby-crowned kinglet 🪶
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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Raygun: "iconic kangaroo dance move ... [my] protected intellectual property."
Indigenous Australians would beg to disagree.
December 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Tulsi Gabbard searching the ocean for Bashar Al-Assad could be Moana 3.
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian
December 8, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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everything that my mom thought would cause autism is delicious.
sugar? delicious.
gluten? delicious.
msg? delicious.
vaccines? believe it or not, delicious.
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Autism is not “to blame” for abusive behavior!! We are accountable for our actions like everyone else!! Crap like this is used as an excuse to deny us autonomy because we can’t possibly be competent to make our own decisions!!!

Stop this PLEASE
December 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Over on Facebook, I told myself (and my friends list) that I wouldn’t do any new social media.

But I’m genuinely impressed by the interactions here. People talk normally to each other? People are respectful? People are friendly and witty and creative?

I’m in shock.
December 8, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Question. Why hasn’t Josh from Muppet History posted his apology on Facebook? He gained an extra thousand followers this past week.
December 8, 2024 at 1:16 AM