Eric the Read
@emschwar.bsky.social
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#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Guinefort, the Cajun Christmas Werewolf!
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Guinefort, the Cajun Christmas Werewolf!
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
When Santa Claus visits the bayous of Louisiana, the dense canopy of trees that blanket the rivers along which its people live preclude him from employing his reindeer-pulled sleigh. 1/
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If websites can use cookies to improve performance, I can too
December 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If websites can use cookies to improve performance, I can too
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you can't spell "sexagesimal" without "ages"! and i have NO IDEA what that implies
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December 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
you can't spell "sexagesimal" without "ages"! and i have NO IDEA what that implies
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Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
🎥 "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966)
🎥 "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966)
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋
🎥 "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966)
🎥 "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" (1966)
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!
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The best thing about middle age is not giving one single solitary fuck about being cool anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The best thing about middle age is not giving one single solitary fuck about being cool anymore.
Grave of the Fireflies. Once is completely sufficient.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Grave of the Fireflies. Once is completely sufficient.
My wife used to work at a dairy farm, where that is actually the more likely explanation.
Whenever someone says they use AI a lot at work, assume they're talking about Artificial Insemination
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My wife used to work at a dairy farm, where that is actually the more likely explanation.
Honestly, package, same.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Honestly, package, same.
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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New Godzilla Film - Title Reveal
GODZILLA -O.O (Godzilla Minus Zero)
GODZILLA -O.O (Godzilla Minus Zero)
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
New Godzilla Film - Title Reveal
GODZILLA -O.O (Godzilla Minus Zero)
GODZILLA -O.O (Godzilla Minus Zero)
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Most parents, by definition, have children.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Most parents, by definition, have children.
I've been saying this for years-- anybody who's even spent 15 minutes talking about music with me can tell you I've been praising @alyankovic.bsky.social 's live show as one of the best stage performances I've ever seen.
The best live show I have seen in years was @alyankovic.bsky.social and I will punch anyone saying otherwise right in the glottis.
a close up of a woman 's face smiling
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face smiling
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I've been saying this for years-- anybody who's even spent 15 minutes talking about music with me can tell you I've been praising @alyankovic.bsky.social 's live show as one of the best stage performances I've ever seen.
e. e. "Doc" cummings
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
e. e. "Doc" cummings
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Evolution (abridged)
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Evolution (abridged)
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With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
I just picked this up in audiobook form and it's delightful indeed. Nick and Nora in Spaaaace!
Oh nope, not me. Was trying not to spoil but it's THE SPARE MAN by @maryrobinettekowal.com.
Delightful. Contains cocktail recipes and inertia.
Delightful. Contains cocktail recipes and inertia.
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I just picked this up in audiobook form and it's delightful indeed. Nick and Nora in Spaaaace!
Related: If you're not at least a little hypocritical in some part of your life, your standards are too low.
My version of the advice, which is hard to follow in practice: if you’re not terrified you’re probably not being ambitious enough.
August 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Related: If you're not at least a little hypocritical in some part of your life, your standards are too low.
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit