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anti-capitalist armadillo fun facts account
she/they
hundreds of beavers. cinema
February 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
no one tells you to have a bucket. but you need one
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
i’m really happy that i’m alive at the same time as willem dafoe
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
i love calling people “boo” !!! a life partner, a friend, a bedfellow — who’s to say what i mean!!
November 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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I'm a single issue voter and the single issue is this
July 22, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Nom Chompsky
June 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I’m sorry but it’s so stupid. Everything. The sheer stupidity of absolutely everything. We’re all walking around with half-processed shit in our bellies and we’ll all die soon enough and you’re spending your life fighting to ensure people you’ll never meet get sick or sad or faster dead? For what?
April 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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BREAKING: Sources report “pretty good hammock weather out there.”
April 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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Every tech thing now is someone saying their creation will save the world and allow us all to quit working and then when they release it they’re like ok it’s a toilet cam that steals your social security information
April 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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therapy:
• expensive
• inaccessible

‘guess i’ll just go fuck myself’
• free
• easy
March 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
trans-ing hooters so the waiters can show off their chest after top surgery
March 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
i want to show people my boobs platonically just bc i think they need to be appreciated more
March 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
dune 2 this, dune 2 that—what r u dune 2 win my affections!!!
March 5, 2024 at 1:29 AM
a tape measure is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
February 9, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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there should be a job that pays $100,000 where you walk through nature and collect berries
February 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
i think i would like to stop being my mother’s daughter (extremely accident prone)
February 8, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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#birdbot
December 31, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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#birdbot
December 12, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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#birdbot
December 5, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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if i was Ramona Flowers i would not have 7 evil exes that had to be defeated. it would instead be 7 seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that had to be watched
November 28, 2023 at 2:55 AM
what i wouldn’t give to be a marmot
November 27, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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Y’all wanna see some pictures of great eared nightjars
November 11, 2023 at 6:27 PM