eric
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
September 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
It says a lot about this country that two kids can get shot at a school in Denver and *nobody fucking cares* because some podcast dipshit got shot at the same time.
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It says a lot about this country that two kids can get shot at a school in Denver and *nobody fucking cares* because some podcast dipshit got shot at the same time.
CORRECTION I AM NO LONGER DEAD INSIDE
🚨 🚨 🚨
The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
August 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CORRECTION I AM NO LONGER DEAD INSIDE
it's been so long since I had a vacation that I was reminiscing this morning about that time I had the flu for a week and how refreshed I felt after. I gotta get the fuck out of here
August 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
it's been so long since I had a vacation that I was reminiscing this morning about that time I had the flu for a week and how refreshed I felt after. I gotta get the fuck out of here
Nothing like a warm, quiet Sunday morning in the woods with the Merlin bird app
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nothing like a warm, quiet Sunday morning in the woods with the Merlin bird app
Nothing quite fucks up your morning like discovering the most adorable baby bunny in your yard and two hours later finding him dead. What the fuck, man? 😭
July 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Nothing quite fucks up your morning like discovering the most adorable baby bunny in your yard and two hours later finding him dead. What the fuck, man? 😭
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a murder of crows has probable caws
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murder of crows has probable caws
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Yeah
@meganhunt.bsky.social
This you? A state Senator said this? Unbelievable.
This you? A state Senator said this? Unbelievable.
July 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Yeah
So Samsung is allegedly working on an Android Auto alternative called Auto DeX...? Why? And why does Samsung have a pathological need to make worse versions of all of the built-in/official Android apps and features? Oh my god just give it up already, you don't need to do this, you're terrible at it!
July 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So Samsung is allegedly working on an Android Auto alternative called Auto DeX...? Why? And why does Samsung have a pathological need to make worse versions of all of the built-in/official Android apps and features? Oh my god just give it up already, you don't need to do this, you're terrible at it!
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Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
June 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?
You’re kidding.
You’re kidding.
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
Samsung UI designers really fucking love putting little orange dots everywhere
June 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Samsung UI designers really fucking love putting little orange dots everywhere
It's always a bummer buying something from an online store I've never used only to find out they ship via FedEx especially if it's "SmartPost" where the lazy fucks just disappear your shit into USPS and won't tell you a damn thing.
June 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's always a bummer buying something from an online store I've never used only to find out they ship via FedEx especially if it's "SmartPost" where the lazy fucks just disappear your shit into USPS and won't tell you a damn thing.
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I am a lawyer, and I can say on the spectrum of ways to interpret events between beneficial and not beneficial, this is certainly not an event I would personally, or professionally, describe as lending itself to the positive end of the spectrum.
I would say, lol. LMAO even.
I would say, lol. LMAO even.
April 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am a lawyer, and I can say on the spectrum of ways to interpret events between beneficial and not beneficial, this is certainly not an event I would personally, or professionally, describe as lending itself to the positive end of the spectrum.
I would say, lol. LMAO even.
I would say, lol. LMAO even.
Getting the summer tires put on the Mustang one last time. I've got like four weeks left before my Bronco gets built and now that it's summer tire weather I wish I had a little more time with the Mustang. I'm gonna miss this car 😭
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Getting the summer tires put on the Mustang one last time. I've got like four weeks left before my Bronco gets built and now that it's summer tire weather I wish I had a little more time with the Mustang. I'm gonna miss this car 😭
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imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop
April 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop
I am implementing a 90-day pause on fucking with stocks. It's for my own good.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am implementing a 90-day pause on fucking with stocks. It's for my own good.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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*glances at stock market futures*
Oh, so we're turbofucked, then. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Oh, so we're turbofucked, then. Cool. Cool cool cool.
April 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*glances at stock market futures*
Oh, so we're turbofucked, then. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Oh, so we're turbofucked, then. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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In retrospect, it was easy to see this coming…
- Mario Kart 8
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
- Mario Kart 80 Dollars
- Mario Kart 8
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
- Mario Kart 80 Dollars
April 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In retrospect, it was easy to see this coming…
- Mario Kart 8
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
- Mario Kart 80 Dollars
- Mario Kart 8
- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
- Mario Kart 80 Dollars
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I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!
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Dude we elected the lettuce
what if liz truss but absolutely no way to get rid of her
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dude we elected the lettuce