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Straight up gangster strawberry festival.

“I’m just going for the jam”

“Then why you got a gas mask?”

“Immabouta say some shit I’ve had pent up all damn year”
July 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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(Pace salsa voice) NEW YORK CITY!
June 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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good morning friends 💚✨
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s my birthday and my cat had to go to the vet. He’s….adjusting.
May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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"Ya gotta know what time it is.” @heathercmcghee.bsky.social on how Black Americans’ understanding of autocracy was shaped by Jim Crow and how that can inform a resistance to Trump.
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
😁this pleases me…
March 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Can we go back to countries giving each other towers and monuments? I’m tired of this shit.
February 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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So many people need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a haunted mansion with a magical library left to them by a mysterious relative right now
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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RIP to one of the bona fide greats
NEW YORK (AP) — Roberta Flack, Grammy-winning singer known for 'Killing Me Softly With His Song' and other intimate hits, dies at 88.
February 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Yes, he’s a genius, once in a generation talent, but can we also talk about how fucking good this man looks in glasses
February 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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"fuck around and find out"? you mean the scientific method? idiot
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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So when exactly do the ‘checks’ and ‘balances’ part kick in?

Or is that just a fun little slogan like

‘thoughts and prayers’?
February 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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He’s the president’s biggest donor, he gets a west wing office, he gets to oust the administrator of the federal aviation administration, he gets to send emails to the entire federal workforce trying to scam them out of their pensions, and he’s a nazi.
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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You’ve heard of the one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people-eater.
Now, get ready for…
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Something that hasn’t changed from the first term is like every six to twelve hours there’s another thing they’ve done that fucks up your day.
January 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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If the funniest outcome is what will happen then I guess we know how the Trump saga ends
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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lol
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m. So. Tired. Plz send help and snacks.
January 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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NEW: My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze. This is a blatant attempt to rip away health care from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My cat’s floppy fish toy and my vibrator use the same charging cord too, well, I guess that’s kinda the same thing to be fair.
it's so cool living in 2025 because my weed pen and my mirrorless camera use the same charging cable
January 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM