So the cows jumped over the wall?

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope. Ridiculous

This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.

hello darkness my old friend

threw fentanyl at me again

and as I lay there pretend

seizing

thinking of my pension

increasing

Sidney Crosby forever

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

I think we should be cautious about embracing the "NIH needs reform" nonsense. The sort of reform you are all thinking about bears little resemblance to what the right wingers have in mind. Don't be naive.

I still love “Exile in Guyville”. Brilliant record.

I need my ER to hire the Pop Tart as a morale booster. Basically a therapy dog.

Jesse Welles’ excellent UHC protest song part 2 of 2, unmuuute

#Caturday

this whole "elonia" meme is so gross and transphobic what the fuck is wrong with yall

Do we do #Caturday over here?

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Is there any better example of Dunning-Kruger or of failing up thanks to personal, demographic, & familial privilege than #RFK?

With no training, knowledge, or experience (other than causing 83 measles deaths in Samoa), he now threatens to undo decades of progress in public health

#IDSky #MedSky

just a reminder that john oliver did better in a condensed 60 seconds to defend trans rights and trans people than the entire democratic party in a 6 month campaign.

i am going to walk into the sea and never come back and become a cephalopod