Tequila Friday
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Always have Velveeta in the fridge. Always.
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Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
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Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >
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It isn’t normal for a president to repeatedly threaten the use of military force against American citizens. Treating the National Guard as a political pawn disrespects those who serve and undermines public trust in our military.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It isn’t normal for a president to repeatedly threaten the use of military force against American citizens. Treating the National Guard as a political pawn disrespects those who serve and undermines public trust in our military.
Look up! What a delightful movie.
July 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Look up! What a delightful movie.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Donald Trump is a piece of shit.
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Donald Trump is a piece of shit.
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
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Just so we are clear - the reason why JD Vance has constantly refused to go to Ukraine is because he is a coward. He would NEVER go there and meet with their soldiers or talk with their leaders. Because their courage and integrity would show him for what he is - a sniveling jerk.
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just so we are clear - the reason why JD Vance has constantly refused to go to Ukraine is because he is a coward. He would NEVER go there and meet with their soldiers or talk with their leaders. Because their courage and integrity would show him for what he is - a sniveling jerk.
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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Free speech! Free speech! Free speech! Fre- oh wait.
February 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Free speech! Free speech! Free speech! Fre- oh wait.
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"I will bring down inflation on day one."
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"I will bring down inflation on day one."
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
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is the goal merit or is the goal segregation?
Pete Hegseth's DOD has decided to recruit at an NRA event rather than a Black Engineering event.
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
www.military.com/daily-news/2...
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
is the goal merit or is the goal segregation?
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]
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January 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
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Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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January 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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This is fine. We’re fine. Everything is fine.
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is fine. We’re fine. Everything is fine.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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'Hitler Pardoned His Goons Too'
A breathtaking must-read piece from former DOJ prosecutor Harry Litman.
A breathtaking must-read piece from former DOJ prosecutor Harry Litman.
Hitler Pardoned His Goons Too
Trump’s Actions' Parallels with Germany 1935
harrylitman.substack.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
'Hitler Pardoned His Goons Too'
A breathtaking must-read piece from former DOJ prosecutor Harry Litman.
A breathtaking must-read piece from former DOJ prosecutor Harry Litman.
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Buried toward the end of the press release was another eye-opening detail. Pete Hegseth allegedly said, “women should not vote or work and that Christians needed to have more children so they could overtake the Muslim population.”
UM.
UM.
Hegseth’s former sister-in-law says he believed women shouldn’t vote
That tracks with the tenets of a religious movement he's involved in.
www.motherjones.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Buried toward the end of the press release was another eye-opening detail. Pete Hegseth allegedly said, “women should not vote or work and that Christians needed to have more children so they could overtake the Muslim population.”
UM.
UM.
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Trump has 10 minutes to end the war in Ukraine per his repeated promises that it would be over within 24 hours.
January 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump has 10 minutes to end the war in Ukraine per his repeated promises that it would be over within 24 hours.
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By pardoning the most violent January 6th attackers, Trump is telling them to commit more violence in his name, and if and when they do — he will protect them.
We are all in terrible danger.
We are all in terrible danger.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
By pardoning the most violent January 6th attackers, Trump is telling them to commit more violence in his name, and if and when they do — he will protect them.
We are all in terrible danger.
We are all in terrible danger.
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January 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM