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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 7m

I have a variety of such stories. Dropping the fryer oil without having the filter box in place is probably the worst food service goof of a "mess to clean up" variety I've done though.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 2h

Merrick Garland green-lit the search of Mar-a-Lago. It happened in August 2022 three months before Jack Smith was appointed. Jack Smith was in the Netherlands at the Hauge prosecuting Kosovo war crimes when Mar-a-Lago was searched. Eric should have listened to my podcast.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Eric Trump accuses Jack Smith of "planting classified documents at Mar-a-Lago"

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Elseagee 🟧 🌊 🌊 🌊🎨 🎸 @elseagee.bsky.social · 3h

Sit this one out, pixie twiggy boy.

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Nash Is Here for It @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 15h

Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.

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Devon Baxter @devonbaxter.bsky.social · 16h

Tommy Dorsey on trombone. (SWING YOU SINNERS, 1930.)

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 1h

A three-panel Star Trek comic by Anna Andersdotter
Trip and T'Pol are in the captain's mess on the Enterprise NX-01. Presumably Archer would also be there, but he is not pictured.
Trip says, with a "You're pulling my leg" face, "i find it hard to believe that no one on Vulcan's ever heard of horror movies."
T'Pol, looking thoughtful, looking elsewhere replies, "there is something similar: a discipline known as tarul-etek. it uses disturbing imagery to provoke an emotional response."
The camera zooms in and T'Pol's expression, though the same, now reads as haunted or disturbed as she silently thinks. A faint image has been superimposed of Denethor eating a small tomato.

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 1h

A meme by someone going by "cbrown"
Image of a BUNN food service iced tea dispenser with text:
No matter how bad of a day you're having, someone, somewhere just started brewing tea with the nozzle wide open and walked away without knowing.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 4h

*mouth all red*: i gotta refill the hummingbird feeder. Something musta got into it

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 2h

"No, it's scheduling (her to not be sat so she cannot vote)"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein

JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling

NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions

MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family

NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it?

MJ: Again, it's a distraction

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 2h

Star Trek is horny, indeed. There's a whole song about it.

However. Julian needs to stop sleeping with all of his patients.

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 2h

It's giving Pedro Pascal as "protective mom" on SNL

Pedro Pascal playing "protective mom" on SNL

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Sham Jaff @shamjaff.bsky.social · 11h

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 2h

"Lee Greenwood is alive?"

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 2h

The VP and Speaker of the House are not in the chain of command though, they are first and second in line for the presidency. The President being first in the chain of command is a separate thing.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 3h

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 3h

Hegseth’s dream soldier.

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 3h

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Susannah R @susannahredelfs.bsky.social · 6h

There is real potential here that a true Discordian movement will be an effective anti-fascism counterforce. I suggest continuing the performance and protest art, as well as playing canned 1950s-era TV laugh-tracks on loudspeakers over their voices whenever they try to speak publicly.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 3h

Hear me out: a new expensive kitchen gadget of the month club. Every month a new awesome kitchen gadget arrives at your door, and then you get to make it your whole personality for 30 days until it’s dead to you, then a new one shows up and you send the old one back without losing any counter space

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 3h

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Dathon looking upwards as he fails to communicate with Picard (not pictured)

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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 3h

The sitting President is not "in line" though, they're on the job already.

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William Hughes @plumberduck.bsky.social · 1d

ICE signing bonuses are UBI for guys who've gotten their photos put up behind the counter at at least three bikini coffee stands.

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 4h

Happy International Lesbian Day, Mutuals. 🖖🏻🤟🏻

star trek discovery fan art illustration of Jett Reno. she's wearing the original blue Discovery era uniform. she's in front of the lesbian pride flag colors, representing the "L" in LGBTQIA.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8h

WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.

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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social · 3h

If someone told me a year ago this would be a headline in 2025, I would have screamed at them “I KNOW IT WILL, HE’S FUCKING SAYING RIGHT NOW THAT THAT’S WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO!”

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