EvilMiamiMonkey
@evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social
Love Dolphins, Celtics, Tottenham, Blade Runner & all sorts of useless shit
@alainpoupart.bsky.social Theoretically, could GB hire a replacement HC WITHOUT releasing LeFleur from his contract first?
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
@alainpoupart.bsky.social Theoretically, could GB hire a replacement HC WITHOUT releasing LeFleur from his contract first?
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Navarro says it plainly like few others can.
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Navarro says it plainly like few others can.
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so him being part of the front offices that selected mahomes & allen didn’t matter after all… who would’ve thunk it
The Dolphins have moved on from assistant GM Marvin Allen, I’m told.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
so him being part of the front offices that selected mahomes & allen didn’t matter after all… who would’ve thunk it
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The Dolphins have moved on from assistant GM Marvin Allen, I’m told.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The Dolphins have moved on from assistant GM Marvin Allen, I’m told.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
Allen had been with the organization since 2019.
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It's John Carpenter Week at @bloody-disgusting.com, and I was invited to write about what I think is the scariest scene my favorite horror filmmaker ever shot.
This is Not a Dream: Looking Back at John Carpenter’s Scariest Scene
Horror legend John Carpenter turns 78 this Friday, and Halloween Night: John Carpenter Live from Los Angeles is now streaming on Screambox. Bloody Disgusting is celebrating with John Carpenter Week. T...
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January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
It's John Carpenter Week at @bloody-disgusting.com, and I was invited to write about what I think is the scariest scene my favorite horror filmmaker ever shot.
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So DeSantis was losing, then Trump sent his people, then suddenly all ballots miraculously went to DeSantis so he "won". Nothing to see here, folks.
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
So DeSantis was losing, then Trump sent his people, then suddenly all ballots miraculously went to DeSantis so he "won". Nothing to see here, folks.
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Empowered by our greediest people and our most ignorant, Trump is a destabilizing global actor.
The damage to the US is already on us.
Whatever he does around the world now is also on us.
The damage to the US is already on us.
Whatever he does around the world now is also on us.
January 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Empowered by our greediest people and our most ignorant, Trump is a destabilizing global actor.
The damage to the US is already on us.
Whatever he does around the world now is also on us.
The damage to the US is already on us.
Whatever he does around the world now is also on us.
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The Dolphins are hiring Packers VP of Player Personnel Jon-Eric Sullivan as their new General Manager, per me and Tom Pelissero.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The Dolphins are hiring Packers VP of Player Personnel Jon-Eric Sullivan as their new General Manager, per me and Tom Pelissero.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
Another dropped INT & a holding that wasn’t called
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Another dropped INT & a holding that wasn’t called
Momentum killing bullshit trickery 🤦🏻♂️
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Momentum killing bullshit trickery 🤦🏻♂️
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Ah the ol’ let’s get away from everything that’s working and get cute play for a loss on 3rd down. A Canes tradition unlike any other
January 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Ah the ol’ let’s get away from everything that’s working and get cute play for a loss on 3rd down. A Canes tradition unlike any other
This needed to happen whether or not we get Harbaugh.
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This needed to happen whether or not we get Harbaugh.
@ckparrot.bsky.social Question. Didn’t Ross make overtures to Sean Payton while Flores was still the coach?
That would seem to indicate he didn’t learn any lessons from the Harbaugh/Sparano mess?
Am I remembering that correctly?
That would seem to indicate he didn’t learn any lessons from the Harbaugh/Sparano mess?
Am I remembering that correctly?
January 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
@ckparrot.bsky.social Question. Didn’t Ross make overtures to Sean Payton while Flores was still the coach?
That would seem to indicate he didn’t learn any lessons from the Harbaugh/Sparano mess?
Am I remembering that correctly?
That would seem to indicate he didn’t learn any lessons from the Harbaugh/Sparano mess?
Am I remembering that correctly?
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Harbaugh is going to ask for the keys to the car. Are they willing to give him that?
If they don’t, another team will
If they don’t, another team will
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Harbaugh is going to ask for the keys to the car. Are they willing to give him that?
If they don’t, another team will
If they don’t, another team will
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What is going to follow from me is a number of posts regarding someone I have admired and listened to for a long time. Some of you will know of her already. Every now and again, I urge others to pay attention to Fiona Hill.
And every so often, I look to see if she has a Bluesky account. Not yet.
And every so often, I look to see if she has a Bluesky account. Not yet.
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
What is going to follow from me is a number of posts regarding someone I have admired and listened to for a long time. Some of you will know of her already. Every now and again, I urge others to pay attention to Fiona Hill.
And every so often, I look to see if she has a Bluesky account. Not yet.
And every so often, I look to see if she has a Bluesky account. Not yet.
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After winning the dunk contest in 1991, Dee Brown went on a mall tour to compete with local dunkers. I took part at the Emerald Square Mall & took this photo. Tonight I got to recreate it with Dee, who can probably still dunk while I am tripping over pieces of paper.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
After winning the dunk contest in 1991, Dee Brown went on a mall tour to compete with local dunkers. I took part at the Emerald Square Mall & took this photo. Tonight I got to recreate it with Dee, who can probably still dunk while I am tripping over pieces of paper.
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Pretty wild how fast MAGA went from “no new wars!” to “Invade Venezuela, bomb Iran, bomb Nigeria, destabilize Cuba, attack Colombia, threaten Mexico, and annex Greenland!!”
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Pretty wild how fast MAGA went from “no new wars!” to “Invade Venezuela, bomb Iran, bomb Nigeria, destabilize Cuba, attack Colombia, threaten Mexico, and annex Greenland!!”
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The cynics think today's attack on Venezuela is staged and transactional. Maduro is allied with Putin, but in 2019 Putin offered Trump a swap: Russia cedes Venezuela and gets Ukraine. (See Fiona Hill's testimony in Trump's first impeachment trial, h/t @davetroy.com). Even Maduro may be in on it. 2/
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The cynics think today's attack on Venezuela is staged and transactional. Maduro is allied with Putin, but in 2019 Putin offered Trump a swap: Russia cedes Venezuela and gets Ukraine. (See Fiona Hill's testimony in Trump's first impeachment trial, h/t @davetroy.com). Even Maduro may be in on it. 2/
@3ypc.bsky.social Re: Harbaugh. A coach with his resume will want the keys to the car (Coaching + personnel authority).
They would have to offer that, otherwise it would be a non-starter, IMO.
No concerns in that regard?
IMO, that’s fine
They would have to offer that, otherwise it would be a non-starter, IMO.
No concerns in that regard?
IMO, that’s fine
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@3ypc.bsky.social Re: Harbaugh. A coach with his resume will want the keys to the car (Coaching + personnel authority).
They would have to offer that, otherwise it would be a non-starter, IMO.
No concerns in that regard?
IMO, that’s fine
They would have to offer that, otherwise it would be a non-starter, IMO.
No concerns in that regard?
IMO, that’s fine
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Probably unpopular opinion, but Weave is doing the most he can with what he has on defense. Davis and Dodson are tough to cover up and he did it for most of the first half yesterday. You pair those coverage drops with the Bengals field position in the 2nd half...that aint on Weave, IMO
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Probably unpopular opinion, but Weave is doing the most he can with what he has on defense. Davis and Dodson are tough to cover up and he did it for most of the first half yesterday. You pair those coverage drops with the Bengals field position in the 2nd half...that aint on Weave, IMO
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One more lie amongst the thousands told.
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One more lie amongst the thousands told.